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"Is there a more perfect encapsulation of the year that was than a drunk raccoon passed out next to a toilet? Yeah. You know what? He couldn't do a worse job as president or secretary of defense, right?"
~ Holly Berkley Fletcher
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Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 - Raccoon Liquor Store - T-Shirt | TeePublic
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025Inspired by the wild 2025 Virginia liquor-store break-in, this funny drunk-raccoon design captures the chaotic energy of the boozy little bandit who became an internet legend. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, drinking humor, and quirky designs. Great for gifts, shirts, and anyone who loves a good laugh!
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Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 - Raccoon Liquor Store - T-Shirt | TeePublic
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025Inspired by the wild 2025 Virginia liquor-store break-in, this funny drunk-raccoon design captures the chaotic energy of the boozy little bandit who became an internet legend. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, drinking humor, and quirky designs. Great for gifts, shirts, and anyone who loves a good laugh!
#Raccoon #DrunkRaccoon #Funny #Humor #FunnyAnimals #WildlifeHumor
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Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 - Raccoon Liquor Store - T-Shirt | TeePublic
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025Inspired by the wild 2025 Virginia liquor-store break-in, this funny drunk-raccoon design captures the chaotic energy of the boozy little bandit who became an internet legend. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, drinking humor, and quirky designs. Great for gifts, shirts, and anyone who loves a good laugh!
#Raccoon #DrunkRaccoon #Funny #Humor #FunnyAnimals #WildlifeHumor
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Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 - Raccoon Liquor Store - T-Shirt | TeePublic
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025Inspired by the wild 2025 Virginia liquor-store break-in, this funny drunk-raccoon design captures the chaotic energy of the boozy little bandit who became an internet legend. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, drinking humor, and quirky designs. Great for gifts, shirts, and anyone who loves a good laugh!
#Raccoon #DrunkRaccoon #Funny #Humor #FunnyAnimals #WildlifeHumor
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Drunk Raccoon Liquor Store Break-In Virginia 2025 - Raccoon Liquor Store - T-Shirt | TeePublic
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/84604787-drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-break-in-virginia-2025Inspired by the wild 2025 Virginia liquor-store break-in this funny drunk-raccoon design captures the chaotic energy of the boozy little bandit who became an internet legend. Perfect for fans of funny animal art, drinking humor, and quirky designs. Great for gifts and anyone who loves a good laugh!
#Raccoon #DrunkRaccoon #Funny #Humor #FunnyAnimals #WildlifeHumor
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“After a few hours of sleep & zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover & poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking & entering is not the answer,” the agency said.
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Martin said she took the #raccoon back to the animal shelter, though she had her fair share of giggles along the way.
“Another day in the life of an animal control officer, I guess,” she said.
The Hanover County Animal Protection & Shelter commended Martin for handling the break-in, & confirmed the raccoon had sobered up.
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On Saturday morning, an employee at the Ashland, Virginia liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
“I personally like raccoons,” said Samantha Martin, an officer who works at the local animal control. “They are funny little critters. He fell through one of the ceiling tiles & went on a full-blown rampage, drinking everything.”
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#Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store & passes out on bathroom floor
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday & hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch & whisky were stored. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed & alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he’s a raccoon.
#animals #DrunkRaccoon
https://apnews.com/article/drunk-raccoon-liquor-store-bandit-virginia-5109feb2ea9ab9bf8954ec3798689fd0