#dragonjokes — Public Fediverse posts
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https://punnypeak.com/dragon-puns/ "
" Why did the dragon refuse to eat vegetables? Because it was tired of being called a salad-eater! #DragonsHateVeggies #DragonJokes #SaladEaters #PunnyJokes #FoodHumor #MythicalCreatures #FireBreathingFun #FantasyFridays #LaughOutLoud #ComedyGold -
By the way... Getting soap in my mouth... Well. I'm embarrassed to say it, but I got addicted to eating soap.
But don't worry. I'm clean now. :3
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CW: I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
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#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
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CW: I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
🤪
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#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
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CW: I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
🤪
🤭
#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
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CW: I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
🤪
🤭
#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
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CW: I went to the movie theater and almost got some chips with cheese. But I didn't dare take it after all.
They said it was Nacho cheese, so if I took it, it'd be stealing!!
🤪
🤭
#DadJokes #Puns #Terrible #SomebodyStopMe #NoReally #MyBrainHurtsAtLeastAsBadAsYoursDoes #DragonJokes
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CW: What do you call a corvid that sticks to anything it touches?
A vel-crow.
Ba-dum-tish. ;3
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#DragonJokes #Silly #Puns #Crows #Animals #ItsTooEarlyForDadJokes #TOOBAD
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An unfortunate story from my youth:
There was one time I drove from my parents' place in South Carolina to near Orlando, Florida to visit THE theme park of my dreams, Disney World.
I saw a sign that made me turn around and go back home immediately. I was so mad, y'all. It really ruined my trip!
The sign said "Disney World Left"
Why didn't anyone tell me it was leaving, that's what I wanna know!
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*sighs a long, mournful sigh*
Guys, I... I lost my job today. My job as a massage therapist.
They said...
*puts a melodramatic back-of-paw over their forehead*
I rubbed people the wrong way!!
