#doormangossipanything — Public Fediverse posts
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What you say to Mavis, Stays with Mavis...😉
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Get your kicks in Room 66. Nuff said.
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If you’re sensitive to smell, I’d stay away from Mrs Windsor in room 24. She stinks of either brandy, cabbage or piss. #DoormanGossipAnything #HashtagGames
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You've got me hangin' on the telephone
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"These Hollywood types.
You know the ones, high demand, low tip.
They do stuff with hamsters.
Fucking hamsters, man.
I can't tell you how many Habitrails have been through the doors of the Dolphin Motel.
It's, like a THING."
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All hotels have cameras peering into the rooms from behind mirrors.
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The men don’t know, but the little girls understand.
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14B gets a McMaster-Carr box every couple weeks. Whatever he's building, it's been eight months. I don't ask. #DoormanGossipAnything #HashTagGames
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Oh, the Rolls-Royce in 24B? It’s leased!
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"Well, I do have it, on perfect authority, that Mr. Jefferson here, has so-called 'Fish Frys' on the roof every third Saturday of the month! Which is strictly against the New York City Fire Code, and HOA Rules!" -
Only Murders in the Building!? They wish!
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#DoormanGossipAnythingDoorman at Sanford & Sons hears customer complaints about how the salvage yard contains entirely too many Cybertrucks.
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On the contrary, I heard he makes a better window, man.
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Does Odie like lasagna too?
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RE: https://mastodonapp.uk/@intothewestaway/116666727349452302
They're duly deputized officers of the law in this ordinary, fine, upstanding metropolis.
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They’re on the rocks for want of a rock. 💍
