#doofus — Public Fediverse posts

Thinking about my day today as I’ve been preparing my dinner. Started with a few stern words to myself for being a doofus early today when I took the dogs for a walk. Crazy excitable little Ozy was bouncing all over the place this morning & it took around 5 minutes to get his harness on, even little old Coco was excited & I’m trying to organise them & myself to get out of the house. Finally get out & shut the door & halfway down the road realise I’ve left my phone behind. I think to myself it’s ok, who needs a phone just to go for a walk. Well half an hour later I realise I do because the house key is sitting with the phone 😳🙄🥴. There is a back entrance to the house that has a keypad entry & over the years of doing this sit I’ve used it just twice 😬. Now I’m sure I remember what the code is, but as I walk doubts creep in & I’m wondering if I’m remembering it correctly or not & know I only get three goes. So the rest of the walk is what the hell will I do if I screw it up which would involve two friends & 3 phone calls 🤦🏼‍♀️. Anyway I get back to the sit & put the code in & it doesn’t work. I try one more time & it’s right. I will never ever forget this code - it’s tattooed onto my aging brain 😁.
Panics over & I settle the dogs back at home & head to the local IGA for dark chocolate & wine for me for this evening 😬. #Doofus #SeniorMoments #WorkingItOut

#Melania said something about Donalds and her social contact to pdfile jeffrey #epstein ... that's all i have heared 😜 #Epsteinfiles #trump #doofus

PSA about the doofuses in the Trump administration and their attack on Iran.

No, Trump & Hegseth aren’t gonna start the Second Coming #maklelan3167

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AqBMVCsHNgo

#Doofuses #Doofus #Armageddon #Iran #Kegsbreath #SundowningDonnie #Trump

IT'S THE LONG LOST FOURTH AMIGO!!! 👇
#DonaldTrump
#Doofus
#Derp
#Drip
#Duh
#Doh
#Dim
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Working without a net today! No time to test-solve, so here's hoping it has a smooth finish. Click below for direct access to "Complete Doofus" and pretend it's Thursday. ;)

https://tinyurl.com/3wpjvd2t

#crossword #doofus #TBT #puzzle

He think he Jordan | @destiny

#Doofus #Superfast #MehdiHasan #Jubilee #Destiny

Cat turd day #caturday #doofus

Loved them when they opened for System of a Down #Trump #Doofus #DogAteMyHomework #PresidentialDebate

In other news, actual-nazi Laura Ingraham and Raymond Arroyo discuss how red bell pepper is a spice and Tim Walz is a liar.

Laura Ingraham's Raymond Arroyo makes a complete embarrassment of himself by claiming that "red bell pepper" is a spice and therefore Tim Walz is a liar.

Aquest any fa 30 anys que ens arribava "Doofus" per "DOS" 🕹🎮. #Doofus #Dos #Plataformes #Videojocs #Gaming #VideoGames #RetroGaming #ClassicGaming #RetroGames #VideojocsAntics

#BikeTooter #doofus

I found a lost bell mounted on a dog collar today. It fit my… ankle so I donned it and rode back home with it 🤓

#retrogaming #Doofus

Doug Ford is dumbing down Ontario https://www.nationalobserver.com/2024/04/09/opinion/doug-ford-dumbing-down-ontario?nih=deba1b8aa887b1342b5b03f8f194548f #Doofus #Ontario

#Doofus #DogsOfMastodon

Asher's #goofy mini #fangs in the morning 😹🤣

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfSDF #GrayTuxedoCat #CatLovers #CaturdayIsEveryday #HomeIsWhereMyCatIs #feline #iLoveMyCat #Doofus #furbuddy #furfamily #SillyCat #Weirdo #FunnyFace #LookAtMyCat

I never thought I'd get THIS far being some absolute CLOWN SHOES DOOFUS playing games... poorly... while trying to make people smile or laugh when maybe life has decided that wouldn't be too easy for them.

I'm excited for 2023 to say the least. I hope my small, humble, fun-loving little community continues to grow so I can put even more into streams and absurd YouTube content :ablobcatattention:

#Twitch #TwitchStreamer #SmallStreamer #Doofus

Steyer in one week already outspent the Russians
#doofus