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Via Clay Jones @claytoonz
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Weird without a porpoise #JDVance #JDVanceIsWeirdAF #RFKJr #RFKJrIsWeird #Trump #MAGA #Weird #Whale #DolphinPorn #Election2024

I guess it will be even funnier to see what #LLMs as #ChatGPT and others make of all these #JDVance stories, when prompted in the future given their *stunning* ability to handle sarcasm. Fun times ahead.

#Couch #DolphinPorn

Not content with defiling couches, #Republican Vice Presidential candidate #JDVance is apparently moving on to #dolphinSex. How is this freak the Republican choice for #VP? #Trump is going to spend all his time on the golf course while JD is hanging at #IKEA and #SeaWorld? Whatever. #KamalaHarris may not be a perfect human being but at least she's not fucking dolphins and furniture.

#dolphinporn #couchfucker #JDVanceCouch #VoteBlue #VoteBlue2024 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy

https://okmagazine.com/p/jd-vance-under-fire-searches-woman-dolphin-social-media/

Sad that it has come to this but the press must now confirm that Vance does not watch Dolphin porn on a regular basis, the rumours must be quashed

#Couch #Vance #DolphinPorn

“And now She cometh forth again, riding upon a dolphin. Now again I see those wandering souls, that have sought restricted love, and have not understood that ‘the word of sin is restriction.'” #quote https://library.hrmtc.com/2024/07/26/and-now-she-cometh-forth-again-riding-upon-a-dolphin-now-again-i-see-those-wandering-souls-that-have-sought-restricted-love-and-have-not-understood-that-the-word-of-sin-is-restriction/

#JDVance #ExplicitDolphin #DolphinPorn #SearchHistory