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November just strode in And set a roaring in the trees May settles in her wicker chair With a rug cross her knees. "You bluster now, she tells him But the Summer will prevail My parasol is equal both to Brightness, rain & hail" #doggerel #poetry

November just strode in And set a roaring in the trees May settles in her wicker chair With a rug cross her knees. "You bluster now, she tells him But the Summer will prevail My parasol is equal both to Brightness, rain & hail" #doggerel #poetry

Anger, hatred,
𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘,
Fits a man,
Like worn-in clothing,
So much it's like our natural state,
As we so often demonstrate.

And not just in Las Vegas...

#poetry #Doggerel 🤷

Anger, hatred,
𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘,
Fits a man,
Like worn-in clothing,
So much it's like our natural state,
As we so often demonstrate.

And not just in Las Vegas...

#poetry #Doggerel 🤷

Anger, hatred,
𝔽𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕝𝕠𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘,
Fits a man,
Like worn-in clothing,
So much it's like our natural state,
As we so often demonstrate.

And not just in Las Vegas...

#poetry #Doggerel 🤷

#Haiku

"What if King Charles punched
hard, the nose of Donald Trump;
might world peace ensue?"

#Doggerel

...wot I wrote in my head while failing to find sleep at the worrisome time of the ill-judged extension to the #TangerineToddler of a second #StateVisit. Even more pertinent on the confirmation of the return match

And there's more...

Just Fuck off and die
would you #TangerineTyrant.
Bigly hate, so sad

#Haiku

"What if King Charles punched
hard, the nose of Donald Trump;
might world peace ensue?"

#Doggerel

...wot I wrote in my head while failing to find sleep at the worrisome time of the ill-judged extension to the #TangerineToddler of a second #StateVisit. Even more pertinent on the confirmation of the return match

And there's more...

Just Fuck off and die
would you #TangerineTyrant.
Bigly hate, so sad

#Haiku

"What if King Charles punched
hard, the nose of Donald Trump;
might world peace ensue?"

#Doggerel

...wot I wrote in my head while failing to find sleep at the worrisome time of the ill-judged extension to the #TangerineToddler of a second #StateVisit. Even more pertinent on the confirmation of the return match

And there's more...

Just Fuck off and die
would you #TangerineTyrant.
Bigly hate, so sad

#Haiku

"What if King Charles punched
hard, the nose of Donald Trump;
might world peace ensue?"

#Doggerel

...wot I wrote in my head while failing to find sleep at the worrisome time of the ill-judged extension to the #TangerineToddler of a second #StateVisit. Even more pertinent on the confirmation of the return match

And there's more...

Just Fuck off and die
would you #TangerineTyrant.
Bigly hate, so sad

Are you, then, an ocelot? Dear, I’ve told you, I am not. I get asked that quite a lot; I remain an ocelNOT. #poetry #doggerel

Are you, then, an ocelot? Dear, I’ve told you, I am not. I get asked that quite a lot; I remain an ocelNOT. #poetry #doggerel

Read to know the meaning of 'Doggerel' its origin, usage with examples, and synonyms. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/features/books/word-of-the-day--doggerel-meaning-synonyms-pronunciation-jnz8odlx?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #WordoftheDay #Doggerel #English #Dictionary #Vocabulary

Read to know the meaning of 'Doggerel' its origin, usage with examples, and synonyms. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/features/books/word-of-the-day--doggerel-meaning-synonyms-pronunciation-jnz8odlx?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #WordoftheDay #Doggerel #English #Dictionary #Vocabulary

Read to know the meaning of 'Doggerel' its origin, usage with examples, and synonyms. https://english.mathrubhumi.com/features/books/word-of-the-day--doggerel-meaning-synonyms-pronunciation-jnz8odlx?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon #WordoftheDay #Doggerel #English #Dictionary #Vocabulary

"Of the planets,
There are nine:
That is a number most sublime.

Eight is too few;
Ten is too many.

So in for a pound
In for a penny!"

#PlutoIsAPlanet #doggerel

"Of the planets,
There are nine:
That is a number most sublime.

Eight is too few;
Ten is too many.

So in for a pound
In for a penny!"

#PlutoIsAPlanet #doggerel

"Of the planets,
There are nine:
That is a number most sublime.

Eight is too few;
Ten is too many.

So in for a pound
In for a penny!"

#PlutoIsAPlanet #doggerel

"Of the planets,
There are nine:
That is a number most sublime.

Eight is too few;
Ten is too many.

So in for a pound
In for a penny!"

#PlutoIsAPlanet #doggerel

Nothing like a bit of morning doggerel, hey? #poetry #doggerel #filk

Nothing like a bit of morning doggerel, hey? #poetry #doggerel #filk

Nothing like a bit of morning doggerel, hey? #poetry #doggerel #filk

Nothing like a bit of morning doggerel, hey? #poetry #doggerel #filk

When Hallowe’en skeletons gather And the music compels them to dance They compete in displays of sheer terror, but - oh! The poor cuttlefish hasn’t a chance! #doggerel #poetry #skeletons

@nev

Thanks for the muse 😁

And what warm plumb
With thumb appointed
From it's warm nest
Abrupt disjointed?
While Horner sits
In corner smiling
Growing so fat
From plums beguiling.

😂 🥧

#Doggerel

@nev

Thanks for the muse 😁

And what warm plumb
With thumb appointed
From it's warm nest
Abrupt disjointed?
While Horner sits
In corner smiling
Growing so fat
From plums beguiling.

😂 🥧

#Doggerel

@nev

Thanks for the muse 😁

And what warm plumb
With thumb appointed
From it's warm nest
Abrupt disjointed?
While Horner sits
In corner smiling
Growing so fat
From plums beguiling.

😂 🥧

#Doggerel

@nev

Thanks for the muse 😁

And what warm plumb
With thumb appointed
From it's warm nest
Abrupt disjointed?
While Horner sits
In corner smiling
Growing so fat
From plums beguiling.

😂 🥧

#Doggerel

@nev

Thanks for the muse 😁

And what warm plumb
With thumb appointed
From it's warm nest
Abrupt disjointed?
While Horner sits
In corner smiling
Growing so fat
From plums beguiling.

😂 🥧

#Doggerel

Today's poem:

Kaiser and Co. Or Hoch der Kaiser
- by Alexander Macgregor

https://allpoetry.com/Kaiser-and-Co.-Or-Hoch-der-Kaiser#tr_8517601

#poetry #doggerel #parody #AlexanderMacGregor #kaiser
#Wilhelm

Today's poem:

Kaiser and Co. Or Hoch der Kaiser
- by Alexander Macgregor

https://allpoetry.com/Kaiser-and-Co.-Or-Hoch-der-Kaiser#tr_8517601

#poetry #doggerel #parody #AlexanderMacGregor #kaiser
#Wilhelm

Today's poem:

Kaiser and Co. Or Hoch der Kaiser
- by Alexander Macgregor

https://allpoetry.com/Kaiser-and-Co.-Or-Hoch-der-Kaiser#tr_8517601

#poetry #doggerel #parody #AlexanderMacGregor #kaiser
#Wilhelm

#Doggerel #Birthday #Old

Age is just a number
It shouldn't be in charge
Of how you live your daily life
Until it gets quite large

And one begins obsessing
About aches and pains and ills
And starts speed loading fiber
With a sprawling mound of pills

So bid farewell the things of youth
Like booze and drugs and sex
You may not be so old yet
But trust me Bro, you're next

#Doggerel #Birthday #Old

Age is just a number
It shouldn't be in charge
Of how you live your daily life
Until it gets quite large

And one begins obsessing
About aches and pains and ills
And starts speed loading fiber
With a sprawling mound of pills

So bid farewell the things of youth
Like booze and drugs and sex
You may not be so old yet
But trust me Bro, you're next

#Doggerel #Birthday #Old

Age is just a number
It shouldn't be in charge
Of how you live your daily life
Until it gets quite large

And one begins obsessing
About aches and pains and ills
And starts speed loading fiber
With a sprawling mound of pills

So bid farewell the things of youth
Like booze and drugs and sex
You may not be so old yet
But trust me Bro, you're next

#Doggerel #Birthday #Old

Age is just a number
It shouldn't be in charge
Of how you live your daily life
Until it gets quite large

And one begins obsessing
About aches and pains and ills
And starts speed loading fiber
With a sprawling mound of pills

So bid farewell the things of youth
Like booze and drugs and sex
You may not be so old yet
But trust me Bro, you're next

#Doggerel #Birthday #Old

Age is just a number
It shouldn't be in charge
Of how you live your daily life
Until it gets quite large

And one begins obsessing
About aches and pains and ills
And starts speed loading fiber
With a sprawling mound of pills

So bid farewell the things of youth
Like booze and drugs and sex
You may not be so old yet
But trust me Bro, you're next

What if the sun was a blue marble
shining with cutting shards
And the sea a ceaseless wind
winding the clock of time
The moon a mistress and a minstrel
looking down upon us all
Veiled would be the snow
beyond which no warmth would dwell
And thus only fire would thaw
the frigid grasp of night

(Have some of the #nonsense #poetry I come up with instead of going to bed…) #doggerel

the rich these days
want a new gilded age
yet have nothing
but trailer-trash tastes
with dollar-store
bric-a-brac
spray painted gold
shoved in every
conceivable space
& their hearts are
as empty as the words
that they weave
building temples
at Narcissius' feet

#badmicropoetry #poetry #doggerel

the rich these days
want a new gilded age
yet have nothing
but trailer-trash tastes
with dollar-store
bric-a-brac
spray painted gold
shoved in every
conceivable space
& their hearts are
as empty as the words
that they weave
building temples
at Narcissius' feet

#badmicropoetry #poetry #doggerel

the rich these days
want a new gilded age
yet have nothing
but trailer-trash tastes
with dollar-store
bric-a-brac
spray painted gold
shoved in every
conceivable space
& their hearts are
as empty as the words
that they weave
building temples
at Narcissius' feet

#badmicropoetry #poetry #doggerel

(to the tune of "Greensleeves")
My hometown ain't got no drones
The chief of police he told me so
And if I see one, I don't know
But I'm sure it's as pure as winter snow
And so I'll tell you before you go
And shoot them down with arrow and bow
And risk some harm to fingers and toes
The little old town ain't got no drones

#doggerel #terriblepoetry #nj #drones #didIalreadymentionbadpoetry
#ifnotImsorrynotsorry

https://patch.com/new-jersey/bridgewater/bridgewater-police-address-concerns-rumors-drones

(to the tune of "Greensleeves")
My hometown ain't got no drones
The chief of police he told me so
And if I see one, I don't know
But I'm sure it's as pure as winter snow
And so I'll tell you before you go
And shoot them down with arrow and bow
And risk some harm to fingers and toes
The little old town ain't got no drones

#doggerel #terriblepoetry #nj #drones #didIalreadymentionbadpoetry
#ifnotImsorrynotsorry

https://patch.com/new-jersey/bridgewater/bridgewater-police-address-concerns-rumors-drones

(to the tune of "Greensleeves")
My hometown ain't got no drones
The chief of police he told me so
And if I see one, I don't know
But I'm sure it's as pure as winter snow
And so I'll tell you before you go
And shoot them down with arrow and bow
And risk some harm to fingers and toes
The little old town ain't got no drones

#doggerel #terriblepoetry #nj #drones #didIalreadymentionbadpoetry
#ifnotImsorrynotsorry

https://patch.com/new-jersey/bridgewater/bridgewater-police-address-concerns-rumors-drones

#doggerel #silly

#doggerel #silly

#uspol #Doggerel
He's cruel and he's spiteful
He's greedy and hateful
He's driven by grudges
Thinks we should be grateful
But one day next month
He'll be barred from the palace
To face prosecutors
who fear not his malice
He may avoid jail
And he can't feel shame
But History's sure
To revile his name

#uspol #Doggerel
He's cruel and he's spiteful
He's greedy and hateful
He's driven by grudges
Thinks we should be grateful
But one day next month
He'll be barred from the palace
To face prosecutors
who fear not his malice
He may avoid jail
And he can't feel shame
But History's sure
To revile his name

@Alpha1Nine

Wouldn't that be grand!
Why it's not already
Law of the land,
I'll never understand.
It's almost like it's planned
That way.
😏😁

#Doggerel

#doggerel #USpol

Fascists and perverts
In MAGA red hats
Are munching on puppies
and kittens and cats

Hoping to raise their
Testosterone count
So they can make babies
In massive amounts

Let's hope in the end
That it won't make much diff
And the drinks in their hand
Are the only thing stiff

A lot of Teslas

A Lot of Teslas
lose at floats,
eat last fools.
Also, felt oats.
Alt loots safe?

O fast sea toll:
Lo! Seat floats!
Aft stool seal
toast, so, fella,
sale: fast loot!

Lol, oafs taste
stools fatale.
Lost a fleat, so
toe-fall, a toss.
Alas, toots elf.

#doggerel #anagram

https://sfstandard.com/weather/a-lot-of-teslas-destroyed-as-flooding-tears-through-san-francisco-garage/

Oh the swirling madness
Comes singing through the neighborhood
Tra la tra la
La hoo hoo hoo hoo
How do you do
How do you do
How do you do
I've come to stay for awhile
You don't know me yet
But I know you

[repeat ad nauseum]

#doggerel

#Doggerel
He hired lawyers who echoed his lies
He lost badly, I'm hardly surprised
Shit rolls downhill, we see that it must
For jail's at the bottom. In juries we trust

I included a link to Plague Poems in a collection relating to financial markets at https://apolloinvestment.com/poetry.htm - & if that seems a stretch, it probably shouldn't!
🙏 @plaguepoems for your insights & perspective.

#finance #poetry #doggerel

If spoken word #poetry without #rhyme or #meter is #beatpoetry, is #doggerel #woof poetry?

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