#dixonary — Public Fediverse posts

director, n. An oversized cave-dwelling predecessor of a present-day plain ctor.

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Philberus, pn. A philosophical helldog with three mutually incompatible arguments.

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Fissipedia, pn. A thorough book of predators with cute toebeans.

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microaggression, n. An oppressive nudge.

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molochular biology, np. See: sacramental gastronomy.

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pseudocapacitor, n. A device on the battery spectrum heavily masking for the benefit of a capacitor supremacist society. See also: Capacitance Deficit Disorder.

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thing, v. To think softly.

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capitalism, n. A system of methods for dividing the path to a catastrophe into small profitable steps.

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fuzzing, ger. The security technique of inviting a fuzzy creature to visit a keyboard.

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hypergolic navigation, np., mil. The sort of planned travel that ends in a fireball. See: wardrone.

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millinom, n. A diet.

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kittenstrophe, n. A freshly hatched catastrophe who hasn't fully grown yet.

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cosmogony, n. The art of drawing and naming the corners of the cosmos.

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moombean, n. Toebean of a Moomin.

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austerity, n. The completely intuitive proposition that the problem of falling demand for products and services can be solved by forcing people to produce and serve more.

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bleech, n. A way to get stains out of the web and into your hard disk. Compare: blog.

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eeltronics, n. The art of arranging electric eels into circuits for fun and profit.

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meteoropolitan area, np. A region that tends to have heat waves together.

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binary insult, np. One whose active component selectively offends those who already firmly believe in its passive component. Cf binary poison.

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originalist judge, np. One who believes in inventing original principles instead of stealing other people's left-over or used-up ones.

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Roomba, pn. A live action game of kittenfindsrobot.

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eelectron, n. A particle charged by a fish.

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sillionaire, n. One afflicted with wealth hysteresis.

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witchen, n. A room equipped for witchy cooking.

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both and othered, id. Pertaining to a bigender person suffering outcastry.

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facial expression, np. An emoji that one draws with one's face.

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extravagrant, adj. Going above and beyond the ordinary vagrants' haunting grounds.

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travagant, adj. Not yet extravagant.

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lootbicker, v. To complain that lootboxes don't contain enough valuables.

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artisanal intelligence, np. The kind whose maker understands it.

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