#dirony — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #dirony, aggregated by home.social.
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Why Do Idiots Rob Smoke Stores?
Bro acted like this was his daily routine 💀 he should be called something other than a cashier, maybe the "Sales Sentinel?"
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JCD in Up Down?
I was listening to some old rap this weekend when something caught my attention.
It might just be my imagination,
but I could swear I heard JCD on the studio talk-back mic, contributing to the chorus after "99 broads..." Listen carefully and tell me what you think?"What?"
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First some facts: "Using tobacco... is the single largest risk factor for head and neck cancer, with 85% of head and neck cancer linked to tobacco products."
https://www.cancer.net/cancer-types/oral-and-oropharyngeal-cancer/risk-factors-and-preventionNow some stats for oral cancer: 👇🏻 A woman's risk is roughly 1.5 per 100,000, or 1:66,667; while men face twice the risk, roughly 3 per 100,000, or 1:33,334. Ironically, the men's infection rate is DROPPING for non vaccinated men! 👇🏻
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Gavin Newsom tackles a little Chinese kid, grabs him, and spanks him.
So creepy 😬🤢
Perfect replacement for Joe Biden. God, save us! 🙏🏻
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Hamas Apologist?
This is very devastating. Our hearts are with the Jews at this trying moment.
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Girl spends 2 days in jail after pushing her 'friend' off a 60-foot bridge 😳
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JUST IN: New South Park episode blasts Disney and says all their movies “suck now” and specifically blames Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy.
Remarkable.
“Joining the Panderverse” drops today and all of the main characters have been replaced by minority women, an obvious mockery of the woke film industry.
Cartman specifically blames Kathleen Kennedy for “why the Disney movies all suck now.”
Kennedy was responsible for overseeing the Star Wars films.
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Use PIT Maneuver to Stop Planes?
Federal police in Brazil strike aircraft's wing to prevent drug smugglers from escaping by air.
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Jackie Chan was still learning English words during the filming of Rush Hour.
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Intercourse, a village in Pennsylvania, USA, is another locale that draws attention for its name. Initially named “Cross Keys” from a well-known tavern in the area, it was renamed Intercourse in 1814.
Theories about its origin vary; some say it refers to the “intercourse” or interaction between communities. Despite the jokes it invites, the town embraces its identity and has become a hub for tourists eager to snap a picture next to the road sign.
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In 2004, when the mayor of Fucking, Austria, was asked if he'd change the name of the town, he replied: "Everyone here knows what it means in English, but for us Fucking is Fucking - and it's going to stay Fucking."
The residents of Fucking have reportedly had to deal with a lot of unwanted attention and visitors who come solely to take pictures with the village sign. As a result, the village has taken measures to protect its sign, and installing security cameras.
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Love at First Sight?
Anna Nicole Smith with her new husband J. Howard Marshall in 1995.
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. #dNews #News #dRock #dIrony #BeLOVE💕
Paradise is a Bore?
Last night, while I was writing, I was also listening to 'Passing Strange', a coming-of-age story about a man in Amsterdam. A history I shared in the late 80's. Wild times!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B004H07XXQIn six minutes, it encompassed the paradox of adulthood from nearly every angle, in beautiful, visual prose. I could hear parts of my adulthood from every angle.
Me? My first trip home, I swallowed hash and arrived at the wrong airport! 🤣😏
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. #dNews #news #funny #dIrony #dTech @Shlomo> Zoomers wont understand...
Software Before STEAM!
Presenting Zork 2...That's right gentlemen, not a mere floppy disk, but EIGHT INCHES of PULSING DATA at your fingertips! 1.2MB of screaming software in a tiny little package. That, my friends, was true power! 👇🏻 BEHOLD!
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. #dNews #News #funny #dIrony #BankCollapse
Unfortunately we are witnessing this right now in real time.
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. #dNews #News #dIrony #Epstein #EpsteinsIsland #crime #SexualAssault
THE HYPER-ELITE GUEST LIST OF EPSTEIN'S ISLAND
Standard Disclaimer: "I only went to read some books on the beach!"
Guess who never visited Epstein Island? Yep. Donald Trump.
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. #dNews #news #dirony #breasts #bible #oldtestament #songofsolomon #ChallengeAccepted @lordfroy @SamiOh @Brianwarden
@malleus> Lord, you give them bewbs
Try out the Old Testament of LOVE! Solomon obviously knew and loved the ladies, and every ripe pomegranate bud! My favorite book for Bible study! 🤣
"Your breasts are perfect; they are twin deer. feeding among lilies..."
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@spaceopossum> Where did you get this?
Twitter. Specifically:
https://mobile.twitter.com/wowinteresting8When I find something interesting or amusing on Twitter, I try to post it on the Fediverse for those who don't use Twitter...
Past posts?
. #dNews > Everything I Post (except replies)... and sometimes I also add::
. #dIrony > Funny, Weird, Ironic
. #dVax > COVID
. #dTech > Tech and Science
. #dRock > Music of All Kinds
. #dHistory > HistoryClick on any of the above to see my past posts. ENJOY!
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WHAT TO DO IN A NUCLEAR BLAST!
Good advice from the 70's remains just as valid today:
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LIFE LESSON: Don't Rob Banks
Oof: There goes the carotid 🩸🩸
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. #dNews #News #dIrony #Depp #DeppvHeard
Johnny Depp TikTok:
To all of my most treasured, loyal and unwavering supporters. We’ve been everywhere together, we have seen everything together. We have walked the same road together. We did the right thing together, all because you cared. And now, we will all move forward together. You are, as always, my employers and once again I am whittled down to no way to say thank you, other than just by saying thank you. So, thank you.
My love & respect, JD
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. #dNews #News #dIrony #Depp #DeppvHeard #Heard @Dan_Ramos
Thanks Dan, that was great.
Ozzy Man, in an amazing economy of words, was able to briefly sum-up the entire trial...
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✨ [RT LillyJane916 @LillyJane916]Here’s another audio of Amber Heard and Johnny Depp where they discuss the frequency in which AMBER PUNCHED HIM!
Once again, Amber’s biggest gripe is that Johnny would escape her violence. Why do journalists want to hide these facts?