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  1. There's a very old joke you use about someone being so dimwitted or befuddled that, if they managed to meander their way into a corner of the room, you would have to take them by the elbow and turn them around or they would never get out of it again.

    I've made this joke about our own current house rabbit, George, who is None Too Bright.

    And it occurs to me that a certain nation's head of state's office is, famously, round.

    Edit: sorry, this was not intended to be posted as a reply to the post it's attached to. It appears to be a #MastoBug.

    #HouseRabbit #dimwitted #befuddled #room #corner #round #joke #office

  2. There's a very old joke you use about someone being so dimwitted or befuddled that, if they managed to meander their way into a corner of the room, you would have to take them by the elbow and turn them around or they would never get out of it again.

    I've made this joke about our own current house rabbit, George, who is None Too Bright.

    And it occurs to me that a certain nation's head of state's office is, famously, round.

    Edit: sorry, this was not intended to be posted as a reply to the post it's attached to. It appears to be a #MastoBug.

    #HouseRabbit #dimwitted #befuddled #room #corner #round #joke #office

  3. There's a very old joke you use about someone being so dimwitted or befuddled that, if they managed to meander their way into a corner of the room, you would have to take them by the elbow and turn them around or they would never get out of it again.

    I've made this joke about our own current house rabbit, George, who is None Too Bright.

    And it occurs to me that a certain nation's head of state's office is, famously, round.

    Edit: sorry, this was not intended to be posted as a reply to the post it's attached to. It appears to be a #MastoBug.

    #HouseRabbit #dimwitted #befuddled #room #corner #round #joke #office

  4. There's a very old joke you use about someone being so dimwitted or befuddled that, if they managed to meander their way into a corner of the room, you would have to take them by the elbow and turn them around or they would never get out of it again.

    I've made this joke about our own current house rabbit, George, who is None Too Bright.

    And it occurs to me that a certain nation's head of state's office is, famously, round.

    Edit: sorry, this was not intended to be posted as a reply to the post it's attached to. It appears to be a #MastoBug.

    #HouseRabbit #dimwitted #befuddled #room #corner #round #joke #office

  5. There's a very old joke you use about someone being so dimwitted or befuddled that, if they managed to meander their way into a corner of the room, you would have to take them by the elbow and turn them around or they would never get out of it again.

    I've made this joke about our own current house rabbit, George, who is None Too Bright.

    And it occurs to me that a certain nation's head of state's office is, famously, round.

    Edit: sorry, this was not intended to be posted as a reply to the post it's attached to. It appears to be a #MastoBug.

    #HouseRabbit #dimwitted #befuddled #room #corner #round #joke #office

  6. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  7. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  8. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  9. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  10. In #solidarity with poor, #dimwitted Alina Habba, I have decided to hereby #resign from my positions as U.S. Secretary of State, Vice President of the #USA, senator for the great State of Vermont, Congressman for the district of Idiot, TX, dogcatcher in Boise, Idaho, and designated shit sweeper for the unincorporated shithole of Mar-a-lago, FL.

    I thank you for the opportunity to #serve in these roles.

    #AlinaHabba #HowDoILawyer #HowDoILaw #HowDoesILawyer #HowDoesILaw #NotHowItWorks #USPol #CabinetSecretary #senator #congressman #dogcatcher

  11. 100 days of Trump & Putin still calling the shots

    #Trump’s demands were straightforward: stop fighting, start negotiating

    After his 1st talks with #Putin, he said cessation of fighting was imminent

    Since then Putin has succeeded dragging Trump’s inexperienced #negotiator, #Witkoff, down a rabbit hole

    After weeks of this, even the most #dimwitted of negotiators would realise Putin has no intention of agreeing to a #ceasefire

    kyivindependent.com/nearly-100

    #TrumpIsARussianAsset

  12. 100 days of Trump & Putin still calling the shots

    #Trump’s demands were straightforward: stop fighting, start negotiating

    After his 1st talks with #Putin, he said cessation of fighting was imminent

    Since then Putin has succeeded dragging Trump’s inexperienced #negotiator, #Witkoff, down a rabbit hole

    After weeks of this, even the most #dimwitted of negotiators would realise Putin has no intention of agreeing to a #ceasefire

    kyivindependent.com/nearly-100

    #TrumpIsARussianAsset

  13. 100 days of Trump & Putin still calling the shots

    #Trump’s demands were straightforward: stop fighting, start negotiating

    After his 1st talks with #Putin, he said cessation of fighting was imminent

    Since then Putin has succeeded dragging Trump’s inexperienced #negotiator, #Witkoff, down a rabbit hole

    After weeks of this, even the most #dimwitted of negotiators would realise Putin has no intention of agreeing to a #ceasefire

    kyivindependent.com/nearly-100

    #TrumpIsARussianAsset

  14. 100 days of Trump & Putin still calling the shots

    #Trump’s demands were straightforward: stop fighting, start negotiating

    After his 1st talks with #Putin, he said cessation of fighting was imminent

    Since then Putin has succeeded dragging Trump’s inexperienced #negotiator, #Witkoff, down a rabbit hole

    After weeks of this, even the most #dimwitted of negotiators would realise Putin has no intention of agreeing to a #ceasefire

    kyivindependent.com/nearly-100

    #TrumpIsARussianAsset

  15. 100 days of Trump & Putin still calling the shots

    #Trump’s demands were straightforward: stop fighting, start negotiating

    After his 1st talks with #Putin, he said cessation of fighting was imminent

    Since then Putin has succeeded dragging Trump’s inexperienced #negotiator, #Witkoff, down a rabbit hole

    After weeks of this, even the most #dimwitted of negotiators would realise Putin has no intention of agreeing to a #ceasefire

    kyivindependent.com/nearly-100

    #TrumpIsARussianAsset

  16. #Dodos May Have Been Fast and Strong, Contradicting #Stereotypes

    mentalfloss.com/posts/dodos-fa

    #Dodo #birds are often negatively depicted in popular media as slow, bumbling, and #dimwitted. #Scientists are trying to change that.

  17. #Dodos May Have Been Fast and Strong, Contradicting #Stereotypes

    mentalfloss.com/posts/dodos-fa

    #Dodo #birds are often negatively depicted in popular media as slow, bumbling, and #dimwitted. #Scientists are trying to change that.

  18. #Dodos May Have Been Fast and Strong, Contradicting #Stereotypes

    mentalfloss.com/posts/dodos-fa

    #Dodo #birds are often negatively depicted in popular media as slow, bumbling, and #dimwitted. #Scientists are trying to change that.

  19. #Dodos May Have Been Fast and Strong, Contradicting #Stereotypes

    mentalfloss.com/posts/dodos-fa

    #Dodo #birds are often negatively depicted in popular media as slow, bumbling, and #dimwitted. #Scientists are trying to change that.