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  1. #Repost:
    I found the biggest #squirting #dildo that isn't a custom made-to-order thingy:

    ebay.us/N9bZD7

    And yes this thing is 42 cm long and girthy...
    🍆 💦 ✨ 🍑

    #Sextoy #Sextoys #dildos #cumshot #squirt #ejaculation #HorseDildo #NSFW

  2. Eine #Währung steigt im #Wert, nur weil ein paar #Arschlöcher grüne #Dildos auf Basketball Spielerinnen werfen.
    Was zeigt besser wie #dumm, #kaputt und #verroht eine #Gesellschaft ist?

    taz.de/!6102995

  3. Du coup en alternative vous avez EspacePlaisir (UK) et EasyToys (NL).

    Profitez bien 😎

    #BoycottUS #Dildos #BuyEU #Buycott

  4. CW: lewd AI joke

    "Jeeves, buy me some peanuts, will you?"

    "Sure."

    [Box arrives.]

    "Jarvis! What the hell is this?"

    "My name is Jeeves, and these are Dildoes."

    "I asked you for peanuts."

    "Oh, well... I heard penises. Since penises are not sold in store, I got you the next best thing, dildos."

    [The name mix up really happened as I was writing. I decided to roll with it.]

    #AI #peanuts #penises #dildos #sex #lewd