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  1. Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her cottage cheese.

    Along came a guy there, who said "Are you a dieter? Your shape gives me something to squeeze!"

    #DietASongOrPoem
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  2. Frank Zappa’s Green Genes
    Eat your greens…Nutritiousness
    Deliciousness
    Worthlessness
    #dietasongorpoem

  3. @sunumbral …she stays up nights making all the rounds,
    They say she’s lost about 69 pounds! 💃🏻
    But the real question is:
    Who put the Nembutals in Mr. Murphy’s overalls?
    #dietasongorpoem