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Day 14, I'm still sore about my joke from 2 days ago being ignored... Hans hn'tas said a word today.
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After yesterdays incredibly disappointing response to the worlds greatest advent joke.
I wasn't sure you deserved one today... But I'm a softy at heart. So here ya go.
As he reached just past the half way mark of his plummet... Hans was heard to mutter 'why do I even bother'
I also wonder why it's taken me almost 2 weeks to realise I've been marking this as 2024. 🤦
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OK, I warned you.... It's here... the worlds best and worst advent joke ever created... Don't blame me... it was inevitable. It's the highlight of the advent season.... and it's all downhill from here... and not just for Hans.
Sing along with me...
Gruber wants to open the locks
Mclane's on the hunt, he's down on his luck
It's tough, so toughJohnny crawls the airducts all night
Looking for his man
He shoots all the crims for love, mmm for love.He says 'Holly gotta hold on to what we've got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love... I'll give Hans the shot.
Oh.... We're half way there
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIR
Release his hand, he'll crater, I swear
Oh-Oh GRUBER IN THE AIRI'm here all advent... don't forget to tip the veal and try your waitress.
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Day 11 of Hans Grubers fall from grace.
Don't forget to check back tomorrow for the gag to end all gags... it's the culmination of my genius... the worlds greatest and worst pun combined together... the gag that turns entire audiences into Chewbacca as they all groan in unison.
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Day 10 of watching Hans Gruber slowly morph into his final form... a Pavement Pizza.
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Day 9 and Hans falls a little more.... John thinks he hears 'I am the Metatron.... fuck... where's my wings' from below.
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It's day 8, Hans was heard to shout 'By Grabthars Hammer, By The Sons Of Warvan, I Shall Be Avenged'
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Hans would like to profusely apologise for his tardiness, he forgot to fall another floor yesterday. So today he's doing two just for you all.
Day 6 and 7
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On the 5th day of Christmas my true Hans send to me... 5... Crappy.... Jokes.
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Day 4 and Hans falls another floor... 'McClane' he screams... 'I'll cut your heart out with a spoon'
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Day three and you can hear Hans cry 'I can see my house from here'
Only 21 more days to go.
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Day 2 and Hans falls a little more.
Should I try to come up with something witty for each day as I have in the past... or should I just recycle the same lame gags from previous years?
Only 22 more days until pavement pizza time.
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It's that time of year again... Hans Gruber must die.
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I also posted this last year.... the worlds worst gif.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🎄 :christmasparrot: 🎁#AdventCalendar
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Now for the money shot, the thing you've been waiting for over the last 3.5 weeks.
It's Christmas day... Yippy Ki Yay motherfuckers!!!
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Wer erinnert sich an die BSD Version? #diehard #diehardisanxmasmovie #nakatomiplaza
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Den Weihnachtsfilm gibt’s übrigens auf Disney+ zu streamen #servicetoot #diehard #diehardisanxmasmovie #nakatomiplaza
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It's the last day... tomorrow he hits the ground....
Day 24
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It's day 22 and Hans just asked for some choc chip shortbread.
He was told to yippie ki yay muthafucker
I must also apologise... I appear to have forgotten to post one yesterday.
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Hans is getting bored... he's now down to 4 bottles of beer on the wall.
He longs for the sweet, sweet, smell of pavement pizza.
Day 20
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Dog walked, dog fed, coffee in my hand, Hans falls another floor to his doom.
Day 19 is going well.
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Day 18 of watching Hans fall, he can no longer see his house from here.
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@wokstation Did the elf on the floor get a piece of paper to its chest with a „Now I have a machinegun. Ho Ho Ho“? If not, you‘ve missed out. 🤣 #DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
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It's day 16, Hans falls a little further... I'm completely out of ideas for jokes.
But to be fair... I don't think anything can ever top day 12.
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On the 15th day of xmas my true Hans sent to me, 15 lousy jokes.
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As he passed the 14th floor, Hans wished he'd remembered to make up a batch of Felix Felicis potion.
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As he falls past the halfway mark on day 13 , Mclaine thought he heard Hans shout 'By Grabthars hammer, by the sons of warvan, you shall be avenged'
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You know the song, sing it with me... because it's day 12.
Ohhhh, We're halfway there
Ohhhh-OH Gruber in the air.#AdventCalendar
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On day 11 of Hans falling to his demise... he couldn't be bothered to try and think of a lame joke or pun to amuse those gleefully watching him plummet to his doom.
He does however have a brilliant one for tomorrow.
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In 1988 The avg floor that Hans Gruber is on was Nineteen... N.. N.. N.. N.. Nineteen, Nineteen.
At least according to Paul Hardcastle.
The lengths I go to, for gags for this thing is immense. Do you know how many hrs I spend thinking about them... just for 2 people to like it.
Also... some of you just won't get how good & subtle this gag is unless you went to school in the early 80's and understand 80's pop culture.
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#Nineteen -
In 1988 The avg floor that Hans Gruber is on was Nineteen... N.. N.. N.. N.. Nineteen, Nineteen.
At least according to Paul Hardcastle.
The lengths I go to, for gags for this thing is immense. Do you know how many hrs I spend thinking about them... just for 2 people to like it.
Also... some of you just won't get how good & subtle this gag is unless you went to school in the early 80's and understand 80's pop culture.
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#AdventCalendar
#PaulHardcastle
#Nineteen -
In 1988 The avg floor that Hans Gruber is on was Nineteen... N.. N.. N.. N.. Nineteen, Nineteen.
At least according to Paul Hardcastle.
The lengths I go to, for gags for this thing is immense. Do you know how many hrs I spend thinking about them... just for 2 people to like it.
Also... some of you just won't get how good & subtle this gag is unless you went to school in the early 80's and understand 80's pop culture.
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#AdventCalendar
#PaulHardcastle
#Nineteen -
In 1988 The avg floor that Hans Gruber is on was Nineteen... N.. N.. N.. N.. Nineteen, Nineteen.
At least according to Paul Hardcastle.
The lengths I go to, for gags for this thing is immense. Do you know how many hrs I spend thinking about them... just for 2 people to like it.
Also... some of you just won't get how good & subtle this gag is unless you went to school in the early 80's and understand 80's pop culture.
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#AdventCalendar
#PaulHardcastle
#Nineteen -
In 1988 The avg floor that Hans Gruber is on was Nineteen... N.. N.. N.. N.. Nineteen, Nineteen.
At least according to Paul Hardcastle.
The lengths I go to, for gags for this thing is immense. Do you know how many hrs I spend thinking about them... just for 2 people to like it.
Also... some of you just won't get how good & subtle this gag is unless you went to school in the early 80's and understand 80's pop culture.
#DieHardIsAnXmasMovie
#AdventCalendar
#PaulHardcastle
#Nineteen
