#developerproblems — Public Fediverse posts
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Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer trapped in a timeless loop of rewriting ancient languages in new technology. 🕰️🔄 Because, you know, why use modern tools when you can spend your free time making a 15-year-old project run on the latest buzzword? 🙄🚀
https://eli.thegreenplace.net/2026/compiling-scheme-to-webassembly/ #developerproblems #timelessloop #moderntech #buzzwordcompliance #codinghumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer who thought a radio button update would be a simple task ⏩, only to discover they're knee-deep in Shadcn's absurdly tangled web of React components 🕸️. Turns out, reinventing the wheel isn't just for bicycle enthusiasts anymore 🚴♂️.
https://paulmakeswebsites.com/writing/shadcn-radio-button/ #developerproblems #ReactComponents #webdevelopment #codinghumor #tangledweb #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer who thought a radio button update would be a simple task ⏩, only to discover they're knee-deep in Shadcn's absurdly tangled web of React components 🕸️. Turns out, reinventing the wheel isn't just for bicycle enthusiasts anymore 🚴♂️.
https://paulmakeswebsites.com/writing/shadcn-radio-button/ #developerproblems #ReactComponents #webdevelopment #codinghumor #tangledweb #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer who thought a radio button update would be a simple task ⏩, only to discover they're knee-deep in Shadcn's absurdly tangled web of React components 🕸️. Turns out, reinventing the wheel isn't just for bicycle enthusiasts anymore 🚴♂️.
https://paulmakeswebsites.com/writing/shadcn-radio-button/ #developerproblems #ReactComponents #webdevelopment #codinghumor #tangledweb #HackerNews #ngated -
Ah, the classic tale of a developer who thought a radio button update would be a simple task ⏩, only to discover they're knee-deep in Shadcn's absurdly tangled web of React components 🕸️. Turns out, reinventing the wheel isn't just for bicycle enthusiasts anymore 🚴♂️.
https://paulmakeswebsites.com/writing/shadcn-radio-button/ #developerproblems #ReactComponents #webdevelopment #codinghumor #tangledweb #HackerNews #ngated -
My battery life is as stable as a variable in global scope without proper handling. Good thing Anker Black Friday deals are up to 50% off power banks & chargers! Keep your tech alive.
What's the most tragic battery death story you've experienced? #Anker #BlackFriday2025 #TechDeals #PowerBank #DeveloperProblems
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Dear Gradle, Why So Stubborn?
Do I do something wrong?Watching juniors try to set up a project and being greeted by cryptic stack traces like it's some kind of initiation ritual.
`Unsupported class file major version 61`
`invalid CEN header zip64 no access package`, ...Java can compile code for older versions just fine.
It's literally designed for that.
Oh why, must Gradle behave like a bitter librarian who refuses to hand over a book unless I whisper the exact Dewey Decimal Code?
Every other Language will laugh again at java, seeing this.💡 Why is Gradle bound to a java version? And if Gradle knows it needs Java 11… why doesn't it just do this for me?
Like using `/usr/libexec/java_home -v 11` in background?🤖 Is there a clean way to force Gradle into submission without adding another tool like SDKMAN or jabba or YunaBraska/gradle-java-fix or whatever the trendy painkiller of the week is?
#Java #Gradle #BuildTools #DevHumor #DeveloperProblems #JDK #ProgrammingPain #CleanCode #SoftwareEngineering #OpenJDK #CodeNewbie #BackendDev #BuildFails
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Developers, when your work laptop disk fills up, what's the VERY LAST thing you'll delete? 🤔🗑️
Think carefully! -
When you launch a new feature, the first feedback is, "Facebook already has this." 😳🙈
That’s an awkward moment for developers... 😂
#DevLife #TechHumor #AwkwardMoments #Coding #WebDev #DeveloperProblems #FunnyMemes -
BOSIO'S RULE (unless someone else already claimed it): In every development project there will be at least 1 file intended for local development customization that has been committed to the repo, requiring you to remember not to commit your changes.
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Testing multi-threaded code ...
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[curses in a combination of caching and race condition]
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Why would valgrind with `--inclusive=yes` say that a function used 30% of the time but a graph visualisation that also seems to do inclusive timing (breaking it into each child leg) only shows 2.5% of the time in the same function and the things it calls? 🤨
And which do I trust? It makes optimising a little difficult if you don't know where to focus!
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Feeling like a code detective today, trying to debug this quirky piece of software like 🕵️♂️🔍 But seriously, who let the bugs out? 😩 #DebuggingAdventures #CodeQuirks #CodingLife #DeveloperProblems #WhereIsTheBug #NeedASherlockHolmesOfCode
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fighting SSL certs this morning. what else is new.... #DeveloperProblems
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am i having fun automating? yes, but no #NeedTestsToPass #DeveloperProblems
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TFW When you leave yourself the comment
// cross that bridge when we get to it
And you get to that bridge...
#developer #DeveloperProblems #FullStackDeveloper #WebDeveloper #WebDevelopment #Web #Javascript
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The hardest part about being a multilingual or full-stack developer is remembering the else if syntax structure of all the shit you work with...
if/else if/else
if/elseif/else
if/elsif/elseStill not working, oh sorry, end if...
It's bad enough jumping between JavaScript and PL/pgSQL, can't wait to add Python to the mix one day 😘
#developer #DeveloperProblems #FullStackDeveloper #WebDeveloper #WebDevelopment #Web
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AFAF
Is wasting an hour debugging an event handler that wasn't firing, before realising that you were just clicking the wrong button, about the right time to call it a day for working in 2022? 🤦🏻♂️
#WebDeveloper #WebDevelopment #Developer #Development #DeveloperProblems
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Am I the only one that finishes the day by leaving the following in whatever code files I was working on...
// ######################
// YOU ARE HERE
// ------------------------
// YOU WERE TRYING TO X AND
// MOST LIKELY NEED TO DO Y
// NEXT AS A RESULT
// ######################🤦🏻♂️
#WebDeveloper #WebDevelopment #Developer #DeveloperProblems #javascript
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TFW you finally figured out what was wrong with the code literally right before breaking for dinner but then forget what it was when you come back from dinner lol...it'll come to me soon enough I assume lol. #programming #developer #DeveloperProblems -
It's amazing how an extremely minor software change can cause unforeseen issues...
Spent 10+ hours over the last few days tracking down a bizarre I2C issue that appeared seemingly out of nowhere on a project. Assumed it was due to a tweak I made in a PoE driver that was on that I2C bus. But, turned out to be due to forgetting to initialize a struct to a known state in what I thought was an unrelated driver I was rewriting, which caused a pin to be initialized incorrectly. 🤦♂️ #DeveloperProblems
