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  1. Some of our vape stock is in bundles wrapped in rubber bands. I was just getting some out of the back, and the rubber band snapped back and hit my finger right on a day-old paper cut. Holy shit. I've hit my hand with a hammer and it didn't hurt that much. #DERP

  2. Nothing like getting to work and realizing you're off today.
    #DERP

  3. @blogdiva

    😂😂 I was about to look up the unfamiliar & obviously Native American expression you used, then said it out loud #DERP
    😆🤪🤣 Stealing that

  4. Note to self: When mangling text to remove the contents of one array from another array, make sure you're removing the one that's a subset from the full set, and not vice-versa.

    Me: HuH? Why is my array empty?

    #Derp

  5. I have just been trying for 10 minutes to log in into an offline database server.

    #derp

  6. In today’s edition of “The bubble headed bleach blonde comes on at five.”
    #USpol
    #Derp

  7. quicktipp #113: How to force a problematic tailscale node (one with connection problems) into always using the DERP relay.

    Source: github.com/tailscale/tailscale

    #tailscale #derp #vpn #linux #windows #wireguard

  8. [g] Dover Squish Nathan!
    - playful sabertooth tiger from @nimblernibbler hugging the albino iguana.
    #spaceRARt #furry #scalie #art #albino #saberoothtiger #iguana #derp

  9. It took me exactly 3 seconds to search accounts that suggest accounts in mastodon.

    That was SO DARN HARD.

    Unpossible for blewski herd, I understand.

    unless it's on a STARTER PACK or mentioned by some influencer account paying for bot follower count, it's not possible to find, amirite.

    (which is why starter packs are a VERY BAD IDEA)

    JFC

    #bluesky #StarterPack #fediverse #derp

  10. Fun fact: I didn't know Another star by Stevie Wonder (1977) when this came out in the late 90s. Then I've heard the original "Another star" and thought that hey, he covered a Brazilian song #derp

    But it did sound unlike Stevie Wonder when I first heard it, then I got the bits and pieces in the melody mapping it back to the guy himself.

    I had a similar problem with Nothing Compares 2 U back in the day. However that one exceeded the source

    Salomé de Bahia - Outro Lugar

    youtube.com/watch?v=suDfRJuu2vQ

  11. ✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

    Ooop.

    Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

    #happy #blackcat #derp #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

  12. Holy crap, I did it again. I typed "tootme" instead of "blogme" and then wondered where the heck my blog post went. 🤦‍♂️

    At least the mystery of how my blog post completely disappeared despite the number of failsafes I put into my script is solved!!! 🤣

    Blog post incoming! XD

    Blog post toot here: https://polymaths.social/@rl_dane/statuses/01KF63CNKTWZRK9DH6BXDVA5H6

    #Derp #iAmTrulyVerySmart #NeuroDerpy #rlDaneWriting

    (Scripts in question found here: https://codeberg.org/rldane/scripts)