#definitelynot — Public Fediverse posts

#Nope...

#IT's #DefinitelyNot #HenryCavill...

#StillNope™️

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#YouKnow what #GoesWell with #Coffee...

#Biscuits...

#DontPanic; #IT's only #Shortbread... There was a #Prophecy...

A #LittleBreak from all the #ChocolateMiniRolls...

#DefinitelyNot #NotChocolateMiniRolls...

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#Nope...

#IT's #DefinitelyNot #HenryCavill...

#StillNope™️

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#GoblinCrushingSeason...! #IT's been a #GoblinMassacre... With an #Update...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been having a #LittleSwitchAround of #SomeStuff...

He has his own #PurplePolearm now... That he can give to his own #NewBarbarian... And, I can have #MyPurplePolearm back... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#OnACompleteTangent...

The #LocalHighwaysAuthority has not #Resurfaced #MyRoad in #Over20Years; #So...

#MayBe... #JustMaybe... #ConstituencyMP and #SerialGrifter, #FarageLePen would like to #PopRound (#Preferably while I'm #Lecturing at #UniversidadDeSalamanca) and #FixThat... #NotMyConstituencyMP...

#DefinitelyNot my #PrimeMinister

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If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami #Castlevania #CastlevaniaLegends #GameBoy #RetroGaming

If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami #Castlevania #CastlevaniaLegends #GameBoy #RetroGaming

If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami #Castlevania #CastlevaniaLegends #GameBoy #RetroGaming

If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami #Castlevania #CastlevaniaLegends #GameBoy #RetroGaming

If your platform game respawns enemies when you backtrack and their spawn point is about to scroll view, then it’s too easy. Enemies should respawn as soon as you backtrack by half a pixel, it adds much fun this way. #DefinitelyNot #Konami #Castlevania #CastlevaniaLegends #GameBoy #RetroGaming

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillRaining in #TheOutside; but, that's #OK...

There's #Still #StuffToDo in #DiabloIVWorld; #MyLittleBigBuddy is #ReallyLookingForward to #IT... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside, aye... #IT must be #SpringTime...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#SpeakingPersonally, I don't #Think I "need" to #PlayOblivion... #Again... I've #AlreadyBought and #PlayedIT #LoadsAndLoads; but, #IF that's #YourThing... #KnockYourselvesOut...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

We're #MostProbably #Ready for #TheNextSeason and #IT's #CommunalBathBubbles #Time...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #InCharge of #TheNextSeason; #So, he's going to take the #Spiritborn for a #RunThrough and #See #What's #What...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#Once the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd (and #IT #Will); I can #Make the #Doombringer and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT... He can also #Borrow #MyPurplePolearm; or we can #Craft: #TheGrandfather... #IT's a #BitLike #TheGodfather; but without all the #CatholicDogma and #TheAbominableAlPacino... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

And, #SeasonComplete with #DaysToSpare before #TheEnd of the #SeasonOfWitchcraft; #IT's been a #GreatSeason... #LotsOfFun...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers... #JustLikeJesus

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingESOWorldWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#IT's a #HappHappy #HappyAnniversary for #ESOWorld (for #TheUmpteenthTime)...

#IT's #Good; #WeHaveCake... #LotsAndLots of #Cake...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#Once the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd (and #IT #Will); I can #Make the #Doombringer and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

There are #Still a #Couple of #BitsAndBobs to do before #TheEnd of the #SeasonOfWitchcraft; #IT's been a #GreatSeason... #LotsOfFun...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

#Meanwhile... #ESOWorld has been #Updaticated; #So, we can #StopBeingQuiteSoRacist because of the #BlackFace #Rendering... We're #SureShaw you're #MuchRelieved... #JustLikeJesus...

And, #FancyHats... #DontForget the #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️

Get your #GlypshOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNot #NotNews...

#YouKnow what is #QuiteNice about #GrownUps #Playing a #GoodGame; #IT's #GoodToShare...

#Once the #SeasonOfWitchcraft #ComesToAnEnd (and #IT #Will); I can #Make the #Doombringer and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #ShareIT... With #CrossPlatformFunctionality...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)...

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

#NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of #AncestralPants... #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #SparklyThings...

And, #FancyHats... And, #TheRightStaff™️

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I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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@selzero (@[email protected])

I #DontEven #LookLike a #Garry...

I'm also #DefinitelyNot a #Tony / #Toni...

#DiscoBabySexyBabyHot...!

#BTW; what's the #Weather like on #Mars...? I still don't want to go to #Mars...

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#IToldYou; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but...

They're #DefinitelyNot #TakingTheHobbitsToIsengard... #NotAnymore...

But #BaconSammidges; they're #SuperAwesome...

[#Viewers are #Advised / #Reminded that the #Following #Performance contains #ExcessiveParody; #MenWithBeards; an #Accordian, and #TriggerWarningsThroughout]

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#TheDreadCrewOfOddwood: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY

#IToldYou; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; but...

They're #DefinitelyNot #TakingTheHobbitsToIsengard... #NotAnymore...

But #BaconSammidges; they're #SuperAwesome™️...

[#Viewers are #Advised / #Reminded that the #Following #Performance contains #ExcessiveParody; #MenWithBeards; an #Accordion, and #TriggerWarningsThroughout]

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#TheDreadCrewOfOddwood: They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGGlVg5PpY