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Do your fruits hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie ‘em in a knot,
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?

Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?

Do your fruits hang low?

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"Oh no. Not again."

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Low to the ground
If you can’t go around
Go fru-it

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I was too persimmonious to rent a higher base,
Now I’m a squishy mess all over the place.

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All my friends know the low hanger
The low hanger is hardly any banger
The low hanger hangs a little lower
Low hanger is a real goer

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I hope I’m a ghost apple at the end, but that fella just walked by and said, “ain’t THAT a peach!” so I’m not holding out much hope…

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But it wasn't the Bullet Devil that laid him to rest was the

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To kumquat, or not to kumquat, that is the question.

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I'm just a single grape raisin my children.

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What does the baby fruit say to the baby leaf?
--Hey, bud!

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Inglorious Bastards should be a documentary

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If Adam and Eve had the knowledge, they would never have eaten the fruit. Irony.

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Occam's razor cuts the low hanging fruit

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