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#DebunkAMoviePlot More films than I can readily recall: Look at the goddamned road while you're driving!
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Everyone understands everyones language in Star Wars.
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Vinny can't represent both of those guys. What's he supposed to do if one of them decides he wants to cut a deal with the prosecution to testify against the other one?
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So, you're telling me that the most advanced ocean liner in the world - at the time it was build - sank in, like, ten minutes after scraping the side of an iceberg? So unrealistic.
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In the original Ghostbusters, the sexism, sexual harassment, and slut-shaming actually did play a role in defeating the Final Boss
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The Martian: Dust storms can blow at speeds of around 60 km/h, but, at the atmospheric pressure of 1% of that on earth you wouldn’t even be able to fly a kite - let alone have the havoc that caused the protagonist getting stranded. #debunkamovieplot
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A stormtrooper defects to the resistance after being put on the front lines and ordered to commit atrocities. He encounters a scavenger who's just beginning to learn she has mystical powers. He then rescues her from a planet that shoots lasers that can travel at light speed, destroying entire solar systems.
And the problem that you have is that his skin under his stormtrooper armor is the wrong color?
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So, we suspend disbelief to enjoy a movie about a half-woman, half-fish who accepts a deal with a sea witch to temporarily turn fully human and lose her voice.
And the problem you have with that is that her skin is not the same color as the cartoon version?
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Though they rarely acknowledge it, actors are aware of the film crew.
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#DebunkAMoviePlot The main message of GREASE: if you want to attract that special boy, make yourself over into a slut.
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Never having to say you're sorry isn't love, it's sociopathy.
If you have a healthy long term relationship, you're probably going to fuck up something minor and apologize for it at least once a week.
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In Truman Show, the whole world had been watching for 20 years the same show where a guy eats, sleeps, and just lives live in real time. In reality, people can hardly keep focus on the same topic for more than a month, be it a show, a movie, a war, or even a deadly virus.
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The “real world” in the matrix is just another simulation wrapping the matrix. Non-conforming and free-thinking types who manage to escape the inner matrix are misdirected by their apparent battle for truth and freedom into thinking that they’ve escaped the clutches of the machines.
Of course it’s all a stupid waste because all the machines do with the power is run all the GPUs that render the matrix.
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Both Skynet and The Matrix would also fail as some form of Windows or other Microsnot OS would get incorporated in some place.
Boom! Blue screen of death with a system crash. Humanity saved.
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#HashtagGamesIn the 1984 version of Dune, the Fremen figure out that Paul Atreides is the Muad'dib / Usul / Kwisatz Haderach because his hair is always perfectly blow dried no matter where he is, even when he's riding on the back of a sand worm during a sandstorm...
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In 'Ad Astra', they never leave the solar system, never mind go to any stars. They don't even get as far as the Kuiper Belt.
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Also handy that Arnie's 'live long and prosper' gesture fit their three fingered hand print recognition switches...
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#HashtagGamesThe ancient aliens in Total Recall were clever but I suspect not clever enough to pump an entire planet full of atmosphere out of one cavern in the time it takes to die of asphyxiation...🤔
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#HashtagGamesAbout half way through the filming of Lassie, she spotted a squirrel off set and went missing for two days...
After she came back they found out that the squirrel had bitten her and given her rabies.
This in turn caused them to suspend the filming of Lassie and start filming Cujo... -
How come Bernie didn't start to stink after an entire weekend?
#WeekendAtBernies
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Why didn't they get an inspection before dropping that amount of cash?
#TheMoneyPit
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