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  1. What if the missing sock is not missing at all?

    What if it withdraws?

    I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:

    On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.

    The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.

    The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.

    #philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  2. What if the missing sock is not missing at all?

    What if it withdraws?

    I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:

    On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.

    The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.

    The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.

    #philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  3. What if the missing sock is not missing at all?

    What if it withdraws?

    I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:

    On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.

    The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.

    The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.

    #philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  4. What if the missing sock is not missing at all?

    What if it withdraws?

    I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:

    On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.

    The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.

    The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.

    #philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  5. What if the missing sock is not missing at all?

    What if it withdraws?

    I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:

    On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.

    The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.

    The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.

    #philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  6. Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.

    Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.

    #humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
    #heidegger

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  7. Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.

    Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.

    #humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
    #heidegger

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  8. Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.

    Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.

    #humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
    #heidegger

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  9. Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.

    Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.

    #humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
    #heidegger

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  10. Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.

    Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.

    #humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
    #heidegger

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

  11. At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

    It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

    It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

    #medicalencounter #philosophy #deadpan

  12. At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

    It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

    It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

    #medicalencounter #philosophy #deadpan

  13. At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

    It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

    It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

    #medicalencounter #philosophy #deadpan

  14. At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

    It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

    It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

    #medicalencounter #philosophy #deadpan

  15. At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.

    It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.

    It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?

    thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/

    #medicalencounter #philosophy #deadpan

  16. To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

  17. To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

  18. To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

  19. To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

  20. To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska

  21. Test Lab #3973: 4,5★ de la part de 0 utilisateur. Une prouesse statistique qui défie la réalité. Kevin a verrouillé sa propre cravate dedans ; il est désormais attaché au bureau de façon permanente. €8.29 (-85%). #TheFindLab #Science #Deadpan

    #valentinesgiftforhim #TheFindLab #tested

    s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c2RC

  22. Test Lab #3973: 4,5★ de la part de 0 utilisateur. Une prouesse statistique qui défie la réalité. Kevin a verrouillé sa propre cravate dedans ; il est désormais attaché au bureau de façon permanente. €8.29 (-85%). #TheFindLab #Science #Deadpan

    #valentinesgiftforhim #TheFindLab #tested

    s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c2RC

  23. Test Lab #3973: 4,5★ de la part de 0 utilisateur. Une prouesse statistique qui défie la réalité. Kevin a verrouillé sa propre cravate dedans ; il est désormais attaché au bureau de façon permanente. €8.29 (-85%). #TheFindLab #Science #Deadpan

    #valentinesgiftforhim #TheFindLab #tested

    s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c2RC

  24. Test Lab #3973: 4,5★ de la part de 0 utilisateur. Une prouesse statistique qui défie la réalité. Kevin a verrouillé sa propre cravate dedans ; il est désormais attaché au bureau de façon permanente. €8.29 (-85%). #TheFindLab #Science #Deadpan

    #valentinesgiftforhim #TheFindLab #tested

    s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_c2RC

  25. #Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
    You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
    youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM

  26. #Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
    You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
    youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM

  27. #Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
    You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
    youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM

  28. #Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
    You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
    youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM

  29. #Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
    You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
    youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM

  30. Trevor, when the self-checkout asked for trust, ID, and a second opinion — just for one lemon.

    Trevor, als die Selbstbedienungskasse Vertrauen, Ausweis und eine Zweitmeinung wollte – nur wegen einer Zitrone.

    #Trevor #Cartoon #ComicStrip #DailyComic #GrumpyMonster #SelfCheckout #EverydayHumor #MinimalistArt #VectorArt #Lemon #Broccoli #Cookies #Supermarket #Deadpan #Alltagshumor #Illustration

  31. Trevor, when the self-checkout asked for trust, ID, and a second opinion — just for one lemon.

    Trevor, als die Selbstbedienungskasse Vertrauen, Ausweis und eine Zweitmeinung wollte – nur wegen einer Zitrone.

    #Trevor #Cartoon #ComicStrip #DailyComic #GrumpyMonster #SelfCheckout #EverydayHumor #MinimalistArt #VectorArt #Lemon #Broccoli #Cookies #Supermarket #Deadpan #Alltagshumor #Illustration