#deadpan — Public Fediverse posts
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Free download codes:
PROFFEN - Klaus Heinrich
"Klaus Heinrich lebt. Wahrscheinlich."
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Free download codes:
PROFFEN - Klaus Heinrich
"Klaus Heinrich lebt. Wahrscheinlich."
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What if the missing sock is not missing at all?
What if it withdraws?
I have attempted to think this question in a short investigation entitled:
On the Phenomenology of Sock Failure.
The work proceeds from the thesis that the washing machine is not equipment among equipment, but a site of ontological unconcealment.
The socks, unfortunately, confirmed the hypothesis.
#philosophy #deadpan #humor #Heidegger #ontology
https://thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/zur-phanomenologie-der-strumpfverfehlung
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Deadpan is a section for philosophical humour of the involuntary kind — the sort that arises when existence fails to behave with appropriate theoretical dignity.
Entries may concern: medical procedures, German philosophy, the acoustics of diagnostic machinery, dogs, or the unexpected visibility of undergarments under conditions of magnetic surveillance.
#humor #deadpan #philosophy #MRI
#heideggerhttps://thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/being-toward-tube-a-prolegomena
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When did you last look for your misplaced car key or a matching sock?
#philosophy #humor #deadpan #Heidegger
https://thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/sein-zum-schlusselsuchen
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At a certain point, the self-neglecter stops being a human being and becomes a highly specialized biological error. They view a solid eight hours of sleep as a "skill issue" and fresh vegetables as a distraction from the mission.
It’s the ultimate paradox: working yourself to death so you can finally afford a life you’re too exhausted to live.
It’s a peculiar flex, isn’t it?
https://thestoicanchor.substack.com/p/philosophy-of-self-neglect
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To jest sznurek. I sól. Wygląda jak wielkie dzieło sztuki współczesnej za miliony euro, ale to po prostu sznurek, który miał gorszy dzień w solance. Metafora mojego poziomu stresu: niby trzymam się w jednym kawałku, ale powoli obrastam krystaliczną goryczą. A jak tam wasza wewnętrzna równowaga? Też już krystalizuje, czy jeszcze tylko lekko nasiąka? #sztuka #minimalizm #stres #życie #ironia #makro #sznurek #sól #filozofia #deadpan #heheszki #czarnyhumor #fotografia #polska
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Goreng – 33 urdeutsche Gerichte von Horst Kessel – Wenn die Küche Beige trägt (und wir trotzdem lachen) https://www.lesering.de/id/4947485/goreng-33-urdeutsche-gerichte-rezension/ #Satire-Kochbuch #UrdeutscheKüche #MinimalCooking #Buchrezension #Buchrezension #Hausmannskost #Geschenkidee #Food-Satire #WG-Küche #Parodie #Deadpan #Humor
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#Humour #BritishHumour #BritishComedy #Comedians #Comedy #Humor #Funny #deadpan #BlackHumour #BlackComedy #BobMortimer #RichardAyoade
You can’t beat watching two great comedians in a competition of deadpan black humour trying to make each other laugh. Bob Mortimer vs. Richard Ayoade in a very close run contest!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G4kjJy85ckM -
A little funny to end the day, here is Deadpan, available here: https://fineartamerica.com/featured/deadpan-lisa-s-baker.html
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #mastocats #happy #linedrawing #art #artwork #digitalart #mastoart #arte #mastoart #fediart #mastodonart #painting #Monday #fun #whimsical #silly #creativetoots #buyintoart #artmatters #wallart #homedecor #animal #animals #sketch #inkdrawing #ink #drawing #digitalart #pet #deadpan
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Dude hitting on lady friend: "Hey, you look really good. Do you work out?"
Lady friend: "No, I'm a puker."
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@tyr As my bio says "I think I need a bot to go back through all my post replies and edit them to add #IsRarelySerious #deadpan #ProbablyAJokeUnlessItIsnt"
I feel the same about many of my little projects once they're finished but the point is always to have fun while doing them.
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@JoeGrowling @paulgarrard #gallowshumor #sarcasm #darkhumor #quirkyhumor #oddballhumor #deadpan #quickwitted running out of ideas on hashtags to serve as a sirens song here
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@Ciaraioch That's sort of why I have this in my profile bio...
"I think I need a bot to go back through all my post replies and edit them to add #IsRarelySerious #deadpan #ProbablyAJokeUnlessItIsnt"
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> It gave the answer in seconds.
I can't find any way to change units.Have you tried… division?
