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There really are things you can do to keep your body looking healthy and youthful for years to come. But before I discuss these things, I want you to answer the following questions honestly: Are you willing to make the hard sacrifices needed to be really healthy? Are you willing to commit yourself totally to a program of regular exercise, close medical supervision, and the elimination of all caffeine, alcohol, and rich foods, to be replaced by a strict diet of nutrition-rich, kelp-like plant growths so unappetizing that they will make you actually lust for tofu?
Or are you the kind of shallow, irresponsible person who wants a purely cosmetic change, a “quick and dirty” surface gloss that may make you look young and healthy, but actually has no long-term value? Me too.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82872/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #appearance #cosmetic #diet #exercise #hardwork #health #nutrition #physicalfitness #selfimprovement #selfsacrifice #sloth
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There really are things you can do to keep your body looking healthy and youthful for years to come. But before I discuss these things, I want you to answer the following questions honestly: Are you willing to make the hard sacrifices needed to be really healthy? Are you willing to commit yourself totally to a program of regular exercise, close medical supervision, and the elimination of all caffeine, alcohol, and rich foods, to be replaced by a strict diet of nutrition-rich, kelp-like plant growths so unappetizing that they will make you actually lust for tofu?
Or are you the kind of shallow, irresponsible person who wants a purely cosmetic change, a “quick and dirty” surface gloss that may make you look young and healthy, but actually has no long-term value? Me too.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82872/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #appearance #cosmetic #diet #exercise #hardwork #health #nutrition #physicalfitness #selfimprovement #selfsacrifice #sloth
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There really are things you can do to keep your body looking healthy and youthful for years to come. But before I discuss these things, I want you to answer the following questions honestly: Are you willing to make the hard sacrifices needed to be really healthy? Are you willing to commit yourself totally to a program of regular exercise, close medical supervision, and the elimination of all caffeine, alcohol, and rich foods, to be replaced by a strict diet of nutrition-rich, kelp-like plant growths so unappetizing that they will make you actually lust for tofu?
Or are you the kind of shallow, irresponsible person who wants a purely cosmetic change, a “quick and dirty” surface gloss that may make you look young and healthy, but actually has no long-term value? Me too.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82872/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #appearance #cosmetic #diet #exercise #hardwork #health #nutrition #physicalfitness #selfimprovement #selfsacrifice #sloth
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There really are things you can do to keep your body looking healthy and youthful for years to come. But before I discuss these things, I want you to answer the following questions honestly: Are you willing to make the hard sacrifices needed to be really healthy? Are you willing to commit yourself totally to a program of regular exercise, close medical supervision, and the elimination of all caffeine, alcohol, and rich foods, to be replaced by a strict diet of nutrition-rich, kelp-like plant growths so unappetizing that they will make you actually lust for tofu?
Or are you the kind of shallow, irresponsible person who wants a purely cosmetic change, a “quick and dirty” surface gloss that may make you look young and healthy, but actually has no long-term value? Me too.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82872/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #appearance #cosmetic #diet #exercise #hardwork #health #nutrition #physicalfitness #selfimprovement #selfsacrifice #sloth
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There really are things you can do to keep your body looking healthy and youthful for years to come. But before I discuss these things, I want you to answer the following questions honestly: Are you willing to make the hard sacrifices needed to be really healthy? Are you willing to commit yourself totally to a program of regular exercise, close medical supervision, and the elimination of all caffeine, alcohol, and rich foods, to be replaced by a strict diet of nutrition-rich, kelp-like plant growths so unappetizing that they will make you actually lust for tofu?
Or are you the kind of shallow, irresponsible person who wants a purely cosmetic change, a “quick and dirty” surface gloss that may make you look young and healthy, but actually has no long-term value? Me too.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82872/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #appearance #cosmetic #diet #exercise #hardwork #health #nutrition #physicalfitness #selfimprovement #selfsacrifice #sloth
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Is there something you can do about it? You’re darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination — a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit, lace on those running shoes, stride out that front door, and hurl yourself in front of that municipal bus.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82870/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #body #exercise #gettingold #growingold #health #oldage #physicalfitness
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Is there something you can do about it? You’re darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination — a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit, lace on those running shoes, stride out that front door, and hurl yourself in front of that municipal bus.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82870/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #body #exercise #gettingold #growingold #health #oldage #physicalfitness
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Is there something you can do about it? You’re darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination — a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit, lace on those running shoes, stride out that front door, and hurl yourself in front of that municipal bus.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82870/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #body #exercise #gettingold #growingold #health #oldage #physicalfitness
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Is there something you can do about it? You’re darned right there is! You can fight back. Mister Old Age is not going to get you, by golly! All you need is a little determination — a willingness to get out of that reclining lounge chair, climb into that sweatsuit, lace on those running shoes, stride out that front door, and hurl yourself in front of that municipal bus.
No, wait. Sorry. For a moment there I got carried away by the bleakness of it all. Forget what I said. Really. There is absolutely no need to become suicidally depressed about the fact that every organ in your body is headed straight down the toilet.Dave Barry (b. 1947) American humorist, author, columnist
Dave Barry Turns 40, ch. 2 “Your Disintegrating Body” (1990)More about this quote: wist.info/barry-dave/82870/
#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #davebarry #body #exercise #gettingold #growingold #health #oldage #physicalfitness
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CW: Sexually suggestive
#VintageMale model Linc poses in his undies for #DaveBarry of #DBAssociates in the early #60s www.collectorsrealm3.net/2024/05/06/k...
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#Books Somehow, I missed that Dave Barry published a memoir last year. It’s called Class Clown, and it’s the book I absolutely needed in this time and place. I’ve been a Dave Barry fanboy for literally almost half my life. Even though he stopped writing his weekly column over 20 years ago, I still miss it and Sunday mornings haven’t really been the same without it. He’s written some good books over the years, including some interesting fiction, and I have no idea how his memoir went totally unnoticed by me until now. Oh well, reading it now. #DaveBarry
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#Books Somehow, I missed that Dave Barry published a memoir last year. It’s called Class Clown, and it’s the book I absolutely needed in this time and place. I’ve been a Dave Barry fanboy for literally almost half my life. Even though he stopped writing his weekly column over 20 years ago, I still miss it and Sunday mornings haven’t really been the same without it. He’s written some good books over the years, including some interesting fiction, and I have no idea how his memoir went totally unnoticed by me until now. Oh well, reading it now. #DaveBarry
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#Books Somehow, I missed that Dave Barry published a memoir last year. It’s called Class Clown, and it’s the book I absolutely needed in this time and place. I’ve been a Dave Barry fanboy for literally almost half my life. Even though he stopped writing his weekly column over 20 years ago, I still miss it and Sunday mornings haven’t really been the same without it. He’s written some good books over the years, including some interesting fiction, and I have no idea how his memoir went totally unnoticed by me until now. Oh well, reading it now. #DaveBarry
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#Books Somehow, I missed that Dave Barry published a memoir last year. It’s called Class Clown, and it’s the book I absolutely needed in this time and place. I’ve been a Dave Barry fanboy for literally almost half my life. Even though he stopped writing his weekly column over 20 years ago, I still miss it and Sunday mornings haven’t really been the same without it. He’s written some good books over the years, including some interesting fiction, and I have no idea how his memoir went totally unnoticed by me until now. Oh well, reading it now. #DaveBarry
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#Books Somehow, I missed that Dave Barry published a memoir last year. It’s called Class Clown, and it’s the book I absolutely needed in this time and place. I’ve been a Dave Barry fanboy for literally almost half my life. Even though he stopped writing his weekly column over 20 years ago, I still miss it and Sunday mornings haven’t really been the same without it. He’s written some good books over the years, including some interesting fiction, and I have no idea how his memoir went totally unnoticed by me until now. Oh well, reading it now. #DaveBarry
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If you do nothing else today, read this article and view the included video. We must never forget...
The Exploding Whale
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/the-exploding-whale
> We must never forget.
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If you do nothing else today, read this article and view the included video. We must never forget...
The Exploding Whale
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/the-exploding-whale
> We must never forget.
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If you do nothing else today, read this article and view the included video. We must never forget...
The Exploding Whale
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/the-exploding-whale
> We must never forget.
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If you do nothing else today, read this article and view the included video. We must never forget...
The Exploding Whale
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/the-exploding-whale
> We must never forget.
#davebarry #whales #explodingwhales -
If you do nothing else today, read this article and view the included video. We must never forget...
The Exploding Whale
https://open.substack.com/pub/davebarry/p/the-exploding-whale
> We must never forget.
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It's funny to think millennials know Dave Barry as a boomer humorist, but maybe there's a younger person out there who only knows him as the coauthor of an ongoing fantasy series reinterpreting the story of Peter Pan, started in 2004. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_and_the_Starcatchers
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It's funny to think millennials know Dave Barry as a boomer humorist, but maybe there's a younger person out there who only knows him as the coauthor of an ongoing fantasy series reinterpreting the story of Peter Pan, started in 2004. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_and_the_Starcatchers
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It's funny to think millennials know Dave Barry as a boomer humorist, but maybe there's a younger person out there who only knows him as the coauthor of an ongoing fantasy series reinterpreting the story of Peter Pan, started in 2004. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_and_the_Starcatchers
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Dave Barry, 🏆 the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast. 🥐 But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription. 📰💀
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Dave Barry, 🏆 the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast. 🥐 But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription. 📰💀
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Dave Barry, 🏆 the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast. 🥐 But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription. 📰💀
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Dave Barry, 🏆 the master of observational humor, discovers his demise through Google, proving once and for all that AI's ultimate purpose is to auto-generate #obituaries before your breakfast. 🥐 But fear not, because even in the #afterlife, Barry's wit lives on in the form of a never-ending #Substack subscription. 📰💀
https://davebarry.substack.com/p/death-by-ai #DaveBarry #AIHumor #HackerNews #ngated -
Meanwhile, in the #humor / #ContextAndPerspective Department...
Here is a free 1/2-hour podcast shared by humorist/satirist Andy Borowitz and bestie....
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/its-dave-barry?publication_id=2337656&post_id=163080595&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true> I’m delighted to welcome the hilarious Dave Barry to my podcast! At the age of 77, he’s written his first-ever memoir, Class Clown, and it is deeply, deeply funny.
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Meanwhile, in the #humor / #ContextAndPerspective Department...
Here is a free 1/2-hour podcast shared by humorist/satirist Andy Borowitz and bestie....
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/its-dave-barry?publication_id=2337656&post_id=163080595&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true> I’m delighted to welcome the hilarious Dave Barry to my podcast! At the age of 77, he’s written his first-ever memoir, Class Clown, and it is deeply, deeply funny.
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Meanwhile, in the #humor / #ContextAndPerspective Department...
Here is a free 1/2-hour podcast shared by humorist/satirist Andy Borowitz and bestie....
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/its-dave-barry?publication_id=2337656&post_id=163080595&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true> I’m delighted to welcome the hilarious Dave Barry to my podcast! At the age of 77, he’s written his first-ever memoir, Class Clown, and it is deeply, deeply funny.
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Meanwhile, in the #humor / #ContextAndPerspective Department...
Here is a free 1/2-hour podcast shared by humorist/satirist Andy Borowitz and bestie....
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/its-dave-barry?publication_id=2337656&post_id=163080595&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true> I’m delighted to welcome the hilarious Dave Barry to my podcast! At the age of 77, he’s written his first-ever memoir, Class Clown, and it is deeply, deeply funny.
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Meanwhile, in the #humor / #ContextAndPerspective Department...
Here is a free 1/2-hour podcast shared by humorist/satirist Andy Borowitz and bestie....
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/its-dave-barry?publication_id=2337656&post_id=163080595&r=3jum0y&triedRedirect=true> I’m delighted to welcome the hilarious Dave Barry to my podcast! At the age of 77, he’s written his first-ever memoir, Class Clown, and it is deeply, deeply funny.
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Lightning Fried Cable Modems would be a good name for a Rock Band.
Google AI is lost hallucinating on something.
Search 'autodave rock band dave barry'
Did you mean: autosave rock band dave barry
AI Overview
The "Autodave" rock band does not refer to the Dave Barry band. "Autodave" is not a recognized band name. There are two bands with similar names: "Dave Berry and the Rock Bottom Remainders" and "The Dave Berry Band. The Dave Berry Band, led by musician Dave Berry, is a rock band with upcoming performances. Dave Berry also has a band called Dave Berry & The Cruisers, as mentioned on Warner Hotels' website. The "Rock Bottom Remainders" is a band formed by humorist Dave Barry.
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Lightning Fried Cable Modems would be a good name for a Rock Band.
Google AI is lost hallucinating on something.
Search 'autodave rock band dave barry'
Did you mean: autosave rock band dave barry
AI Overview
The "Autodave" rock band does not refer to the Dave Barry band. "Autodave" is not a recognized band name. There are two bands with similar names: "Dave Berry and the Rock Bottom Remainders" and "The Dave Berry Band. The Dave Berry Band, led by musician Dave Berry, is a rock band with upcoming performances. Dave Berry also has a band called Dave Berry & The Cruisers, as mentioned on Warner Hotels' website. The "Rock Bottom Remainders" is a band formed by humorist Dave Barry.
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Lightning Fried Cable Modems would be a good name for a Rock Band.
Google AI is lost hallucinating on something.
Search 'autodave rock band dave barry'
Did you mean: autosave rock band dave barry
AI Overview
The "Autodave" rock band does not refer to the Dave Barry band. "Autodave" is not a recognized band name. There are two bands with similar names: "Dave Berry and the Rock Bottom Remainders" and "The Dave Berry Band. The Dave Berry Band, led by musician Dave Berry, is a rock band with upcoming performances. Dave Berry also has a band called Dave Berry & The Cruisers, as mentioned on Warner Hotels' website. The "Rock Bottom Remainders" is a band formed by humorist Dave Barry.
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Lightning Fried Cable Modems would be a good name for a Rock Band.
Google AI is lost hallucinating on something.
Search 'autodave rock band dave barry'
Did you mean: autosave rock band dave barry
AI Overview
The "Autodave" rock band does not refer to the Dave Barry band. "Autodave" is not a recognized band name. There are two bands with similar names: "Dave Berry and the Rock Bottom Remainders" and "The Dave Berry Band. The Dave Berry Band, led by musician Dave Berry, is a rock band with upcoming performances. Dave Berry also has a band called Dave Berry & The Cruisers, as mentioned on Warner Hotels' website. The "Rock Bottom Remainders" is a band formed by humorist Dave Barry.
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Lightning Fried Cable Modems would be a good name for a Rock Band.
Google AI is lost hallucinating on something.
Search 'autodave rock band dave barry'
Did you mean: autosave rock band dave barry
AI Overview
The "Autodave" rock band does not refer to the Dave Barry band. "Autodave" is not a recognized band name. There are two bands with similar names: "Dave Berry and the Rock Bottom Remainders" and "The Dave Berry Band. The Dave Berry Band, led by musician Dave Berry, is a rock band with upcoming performances. Dave Berry also has a band called Dave Berry & The Cruisers, as mentioned on Warner Hotels' website. The "Rock Bottom Remainders" is a band formed by humorist Dave Barry.
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Dave Barry once wrote that Americans were becoming familiar with the metric system because of the popularity of the gram and the 9mm bullet.
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Dave Barry once wrote that Americans were becoming familiar with the metric system because of the popularity of the gram and the 9mm bullet.
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Dave Barry once wrote that Americans were becoming familiar with the metric system because of the popularity of the gram and the 9mm bullet.
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Dave Barry once wrote that Americans were becoming familiar with the metric system because of the popularity of the gram and the 9mm bullet.
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Dave Barry once wrote that Americans were becoming familiar with the metric system because of the popularity of the gram and the 9mm bullet.
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"I become faint and nauseous during even very minor medical procedures, such as making an appointment by phone." — Dave Barry — — — #DaveBarry #quote #quotes #faint #nauseous #medical #appointment #humor #humorous #funny
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
– Dave Barry
