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  1. Dating apps suck so I am now only accepting dates that come with at least one personal recommendation from a trusted human being.

    “My dog thinks I’m great” will not be accepted at this time, though I’m sure your dog has impeccable taste.

    Minimum requirements:
    1. Male
    2. Human
    3. Breathing
    4. Born between 1965 and 1995

    Preferences:
    1. GSOH
    2. Likes animals (but not in a kinky way)
    3. Likes/wants kids (also not in a kinky way)
    4. Housetrained

    Desirable:
    1. Location that doesn’t involve international travel
    2. Job they enjoy
    3. Affectionate
    4. Not a creep

    If you would like to recommend a fellow human being for the unique (and possibly life altering) experience of dating me, please comment below with their details.

    #dating #relationships #SearchingForTheOne #SortaKindaJokingButNotReally #DateMe #PersonalRecommendations #humour #TheBarIsNotHigh #DatingHelp #HelpMe