#databasedrama — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #databasedrama, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨 BREAKING: Someone on the internet thinks PostgreSQL's #MVCC is bad! 🚨 In an utterly groundbreaking revelation, they've also decided everyone else's is trash too. 🎉 Quick, alert the #SQL #shaming committee and prepare for the inevitable "RegreSQL" renaissance! 🙄
https://boringsql.com/posts/mvcc-bad-bad/ #PostgreSQL #RegreSQL #DatabaseDrama #HackerNews #ngated -
🔮 Behold, an epic tale of Postgres' apocalyptic downfall! We're treated to the riveting revelation that *gasp* common issues sometimes cause #outages. Who knew?! Maybe next we'll discover the shocking truth that water is wet. 🙄💧
https://malisper.me/the-four-horsemen-behind-thousands-of-postgres-outages/ #Postgres #Downfall #TechHumor #DatabaseDrama #EpicTales #HackerNews #ngated -
Wow, because nothing screams cutting-edge tech journalism like watching paint dry while comparing #MySQL and #MariaDB transactions 🤦♂️. Kudos to Phil for turning database drudgery into subscriber "gold"—next up, the thrilling life cycle of a semicolon in JavaScript! 😂 #DatabaseDrama #SQLSnorefest
https://theconsensus.dev/p/2026/05/02/automating-hermitage.html #DatabaseDrama #SQLSnorefest #TechJournalism #HackerNews #ngated -
PostgreSQL regression testing: because nothing says "fun" quite like #debugging SQL queries! 🤦♂️ Get ready to dive into the thrilling world of SQL tests with our hero, #ORM, who bravely enters the room to save the day—because who doesn't love a good plot twist in their database maintenance? 😂 #DatabaseDrama #SQLSuperhero
https://boringsql.com/posts/regresql-testing-queries/ #PostgreSQL #SQLTesting #DatabaseMaintenance #HackerNews #ngated