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  1. "Bobby Joe coughed and wheezed. “Come on, now, Retread. I killed Bigfoot. Take my damn picture for the papers.”
    I continued to tap and swipe. “I’m waiting.”
    “On what?”
    “Your lung to collapse, dipshit.” I shot him an impatient look. “Well? Don’t just stand there. Hurry up and die. It’s past my bedtime.”"

    Part 4 of MN Wiggins's #serialised #darkhumour #novella "The Gathering", free to read here

    #humor #humour #funny #golf #bullying #revenge #zombies #readingcommunity

    onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.c

  2. "Bobby Joe coughed and wheezed. “Come on, now, Retread. I killed Bigfoot. Take my damn picture for the papers.”
    I continued to tap and swipe. “I’m waiting.”
    “On what?”
    “Your lung to collapse, dipshit.” I shot him an impatient look. “Well? Don’t just stand there. Hurry up and die. It’s past my bedtime.”"

    Part 4 of MN Wiggins's #serialised #darkhumour #novella "The Gathering", free to read here

    #humor #humour #funny #golf #bullying #revenge #zombies #readingcommunity

    onceuponacrocodile.wordpress.c

  3. This makes my #goth and witch heart sing, and I am not joking. 🖤

    #darkhumour #funny

  4. The whisper came first. Then the footsteps. Then the silence that followed. 👁️

    🩸 Dark Descent: Whispers From Beyond is open for microhorror submissions—500 words or less.
    🕯️ Stories that creep under your skin and stay there.

    📖 Submit now: darkholmepublishing.uk/darkdes

    #readingcommunity #horrorcommunity #writingcommunity #flashfiction #darkhumour #indieauthors #darkfiction

  5. CW: Drawn depiction of apocalyptic chaos, blood and inferred (but not explicitly detailed) cannibalism (in an occult, dark humor setting)
  6. Daffy blackmailed Porky for being gay.
    Yosemite Sam faked his speech impediments.
    Wile E. voted Goldwater, Nixon.
    Bugs liked bunnies.
    .
    #VilifyAComedyCharacter
    #DarkHumour
    #HashtagGames

  7. In una casa dove il buon gusto è tutto,
    c'è una bilancia che soppesa l'isteria del mercato contro il Fair Value (#CFV by Digital Gold Foundation).

    Il verdetto è imbarazzante per l'isteria.
    Eleganza macabra, scelta razionale.

    #Dash #DashTo5000 #DarkHumour

    #BuiltToLast #Crypto #DAO
    #DigitalCash #Freedom

    x.com/ItaliaDash/status/199864