#darkhumour — Public Fediverse posts
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I've already thought of some fun games for Mom to play while hospitalized.
- We compete to see who can spot people in hospital wearing a specific colour. Like a Bingo sheet. First person who marks all the colours, wins. We switch up the colours - after every game is completed.
- We play my 4 words storybuilding relay game - to build a ridiculous tale together. We banter back n forth, using only 4 words each round, to build a story.
- We play, throw a disposable cup on the floor & bet on how long it takes before someone picks it up.
- We play elevator lotto. We guess how long elevator will take to come get us & how many people will be in the elevator when the doors open up.
Mom loves my random hospital game ideas & was laughing when I was telling her about them. She laughed more when I told her - Just because you've got cancer, it doesn't mean I'll be OK with you trying to cheat at any of these games.
#LiverCancer #Cancer #Caregivers #PrayersForMom #HumourHeals #LaughterMedicine #CheeringUp #DarkHumour
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#DarkHumour doing the rounds in another, unfederated, place:
Earl Spencers funeral is to be held on October 2nd after his brakes failed next Wednesday.
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I say often, "Don’t grow old. Don’t get sick. Don’t be a woman. "
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Shorts 303: The Kitten Hitler Time Travel Dilemma
From Into Your Head - an absurd stream of consciousness humour podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #darkhumour #absurd #philosophy #timeTravel #ethics ##podcastclipss #TimeTravelDilemma #EthicalDebate #PhilosophyShorts #MoralDilemma
https://intoyourhead.ie/2026/09/13/shorts-303-the-kitten-hitler-time-travel-dilemma/
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I got sacked for asking customers if they wanted smoking or non-smoking.
Turns out the correct terms are “cremation” or “burial” -
"We do not use your past chats or memories to select these ads." - Snippet from the official OpenAI customer information on introducing ads to ChatGPT. #darkhumour
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How is your week going? If it's anything like these two, hang in there - it's Thursday! You're doing great, you got this!
#Numismatics #Humour #Work #WorkplaceAccidentsandIncidents #Funny #Coins #Coin #Skeleton #Dark #DarkHumour #DarkHumor #CoinCollecting #Medallion @numismatics
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"Patrick claimed that for some unaccountable reason, he had recently become preoccupied to the point of obsession with memories of the old man, and – to his alarm – had begun to act and dress like he remembered old Walter had done. Hence his contact with a psychiatrist."
Michael Fowler's "The Wily Identity Thefts of the Returned Grandpa" in issue 20
#funny #humor #humour #fiction #absurd #fantasy #darkhumor #darkhumour
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"Israel is training AI chatbots to be pro-Israel. AI chatbots. Is that what they're calling our senators now?...
"Of course, Israel loves AI data centers. They both steal water from small towns."
Palestinian-American comic #SammyObeid on #Israel's PR problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmFvPCfDsAo
#Palestine #Gaza #standup #humour #politicalHumour #darkHumour -
@markarayner Should we be introduced to "meatus" the way they did in the serial 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗼𝘆𝘀, season 03 episode 01?
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If you think about it, the fact that soon not just Europe, but the whole world, will be literally on fire is, in fact, a very bright future.
#climateChange #climateDisaster #DarkHumor #DarkHumour #Humor #Humour
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The whisper came first. Then the footsteps. Then the silence that followed. 👁️
🩸 Dark Descent: Whispers From Beyond is open for microhorror submissions—500 words or less.
🕯️ Stories that creep under your skin and stay there.📖 Submit now: https://www.darkholmepublishing.uk/darkdescentsubmissions
#readingcommunity #horrorcommunity #writingcommunity #flashfiction #darkhumour #indieauthors #darkfiction
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If you die and get cremated, get yourself put into an egg-timer, so you can still help out around the kitchen.
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Alternative Headline :
Berlin Attempts to Break a World Record: Most Participants in a Wet T-shirt Contest.
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Trend Nationalsozialismus: Wie TikToks Antisemitismus-Problem eskaliert
5. June 2026 (Quelle: Unsplash) Adolf Hitler ist aufgrund seiner monströsen historischen Taten einer der bekanntesten Politiker des 20. Jahrhunderts. In Deutschland und Europa assoziieren Menschen mit ihm schlimmste Verbrechen im Namen der politischen Ideologie, die Zerstörung der Demokratie zugunsten des menschenverachtenden Regimes des Nationalsozialismus, den Angriffskrieg auf die ganze Welt, der der Zweite Weltkrieg wurde, und seinen mörderischen Antisemitismus, der im Holocaust […]https://www.lindweiler.de/trend-nationalsozialismus-wie-tiktoks-antisemitismus-problem-eskaliert/
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The whisper came first. Then the footsteps. Then the silence that followed. 👁️
🩸 Dark Descent: Whispers From Beyond is open for microhorror submissions—500 words or less.
🕯️ Stories that creep under your skin and stay there.📖 Submit now: https://www.darkholmepublishing.uk/darkdescentsubmissions
#readingcommunity #horrorcommunity #writingcommunity #flashfiction #darkhumour #indieauthors #darkfiction
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Barbie didn't ask before helping herself to cake ...
(this was so much fun to set up - and the Barbie was broken already).
#dolls #dollsofmastodon #barbie #barbiephotos #daisy #daisydoll #crime #dollphotography #dollcollectors #humour #darkhumour #darkhumor #humor
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This makes my #goth and witch heart sing, and I am not joking. 🖤
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has recently been dismissed from her job.
It seems that a male caller 'phoned in from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet my maker."
Apparently, "Remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response. -
The whisper came first. Then the footsteps. Then the silence that followed. 👁️
🩸 Dark Descent: Whispers From Beyond is open for microhorror submissions—500 words or less.
🕯️ Stories that creep under your skin and stay there.📖 Submit now: https://www.darkholmepublishing.uk/darkdescentsubmissions
#readingcommunity #horrorcommunity #writingcommunity #flashfiction #darkhumour #indieauthors #darkfiction