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  1. “Pro Jank Footy reimagines the sport as a high-octane fever dream, where every time your opponent #kicks a #goal, you get to change one #rule so the game gets increasingly janky (and hilariously stupid). Your opponents turn into #seagulls. One player becomes massive. A #labrador tries to steal the ball. Everyone loses their arms.

    The bouncing DVD logo appears and gets in the way (if it hits the corner, you win). #MeatPies with legs storm the oval to provide energy boosts. A power-up called #DadsCar sees a #FordFalcon #hoon around the grounds. A third team joins in.”

    When #DangerFive makes a piss take #console game of the #AFL 🤣🏉🥧

    #Games / #PS5 / #NintendoSwitch / #ProJankFooty <theguardian.com/games/2026/aug>

  2. “Pro Jank Footy reimagines the sport as a high-octane fever dream, where every time your opponent #kicks a #goal, you get to change one #rule so the game gets increasingly janky (and hilariously stupid). Your opponents turn into #seagulls. One player becomes massive. A #labrador tries to steal the ball. Everyone loses their arms.

    The bouncing DVD logo appears and gets in the way (if it hits the corner, you win). #MeatPies with legs storm the oval to provide energy boosts. A power-up called #DadsCar sees a #FordFalcon #hoon around the grounds. A third team joins in.”

    When #DangerFive makes a piss take #console game of the #AFL 🤣🏉🥧

    #Games / #PS5 / #NintendoSwitch / #ProJankFooty <theguardian.com/games/2026/aug>