My girlfriend:
"How is it that you knew when I woke up this morning?"
Me: "I'm psychic."
(pause)
Me: "Just kidding. I just have really good intuition."
(actual answer: I didn't, we just woke up at around the same time)
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My girlfriend:
"How is it that you knew when I woke up this morning?"
Me: "I'm psychic."
(pause)
Me: "Just kidding. I just have really good intuition."
(actual answer: I didn't, we just woke up at around the same time)