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#DancingLimericksOrPoemsYoung folks just don't care a fig
For old dances danced at a gig
There is one exception
To the newfangled inception
It's Riverdance dancing the Jig -
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1: #DancingLimericksOrPoems -
Last Dance
I like dancing,
a bit of romancing,
whirling around,
you make me spellbound —
or could this be trancing?Your dark eyes glancing,
your hips enhancing,
my heart beats like thunder —
I'm torn asunder…
should I be chancing?I stumbled while dancing,
forgot all romancing,
my heart, what a klutz,
fell — oh, what a putz —
right on your foot. No more chancing. -
A laddie he came here from Frisco
Intendin' to open a disco
The insurance man
He heard of the plans
Said no, it was too great a risk-o -
There once was a lady in France
Who wanted to learn how to dance
She took her first lesson
And then she confessin
I'm learning to dance for my Lance -
Wee, shimmy, shoulder roll, jazz walkin’ beastie,
O, what a panic’s in thy breastie!
Thou need na sashay awa sae hasty,
Wi’ ball change brattle!
I wad be laith to knee slide an’ chasses thee
Wi’ pivot step pattle! -
There once was this lad they called Billy the Bard
Who’s rhythm and rhyming was state of the art
He loved to dance
Given the chance
To music he made with a very long fart -
If the party excitement should wane, a
Flamenco pop song entertains ya
Get some GenX dopes
To show you the dance tropes
And teach you the Macarena
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#DancingLimericksOrPoems -
Palms down, palms up, shoulders, then ya
Hands to waist, then your hips: twista
Spin, spin, spin around
Don't fall to the ground
Aaaaaayyyyyyyyy Macarena! -
One shifts oneself from side to side
Then gracefully front to back glide
Let’s jump in a line
Like 1989
And once more do the electric slide -
There was a fair lady of Brussels,
Where fash of the day was the bustle,
And then she could pass,
To hide her big ass,
But then she discovered "The Hustle”. -
An exotic dancer from Lowell
Auditioned for Cats — the lead role.
She was clearly the best,
But she had one request:
“On this stage I require a pole.” -
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who never before had much luck at
Dating. He had tricks
Up his sleeve, like lim’ricks.
No! Dancing is what you should look at! -
There was a young lady from Exeter,
Twerking so that men craned their necks at her. -
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A youngster named Bart from Spring-
field wanted to learn how to swing-
dance. But during rumba,
He yelled, “Ay, Caramba!
I’m gettin’ the hang of this thing!” -
#HashtagGames
#DancingLimericksOrPoemsThis two-left-foot dancer would mangle
Every dance from Two-Step to Fandangle
Still, he thought he was bosser
Everyone knew he was a tosser
Just watch him turn Tango to Tangle. -
Quoth the Raven: “Hit the floor!”
🐦⬛ 🕺 -
Castanets are overrated by cliques
Who stage flamenco dances for clicks
If you cast the net for old castanets
You wouldn't find many cool chicks -
An Ode to a Mashed Potato