#dafuq — Public Fediverse posts
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Vater und Kind schlendern vorbei und singen 'Oh Tannebaum' l:balkon #dafuq
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Die jungen Kollegen kannten https://www.shodan.io noch nicht. #dafuq 🐣
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Really?
A toddler standing up in a seat caused a flight to be canceled?
Is this what society has become?
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Must have been really drunk yesterday. I mixed Baileys and Cocacola.
...and i didn't even notice until i looked at the glass right now. #dafuq
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$300 million for a brand new 787 aircraft, and y'all put USB-A sockets in the seats instead of USB-C. #dafuq
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Wait... they weren't ruled out WHY?
I support the second amendment, but this is "oh no".
I can think of a few billionaires who I would never trust with my data, much less a nuke...
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/03/trump-doj-second-amendment-nuclear-weapons.html
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@buergerwerke @ZDF KI könnt ihr nicht, und Text könnt ihr auch nicht richtig. #dafuq
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@karelbrits "De prijzen variëren tussen de 272.000 en de 388.000 euro, zonder btw. De inrichting van de keuken en de vloer- en tegelwerken zijn niet inbegrepen" #dafuq
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I don't know — the entire world feels like it's in a pressure cooker… Nepal is bubbling, Indonesia is bubbling, the Middle East on the brink of WW3 and bubbling. Ukraine and Russia are still at war. Tensions in Taiwan are bubbling. Serbia is in turmoil. The orange man is declaring war on his own citizens and raining havoc on the world despite promising his gullible population the contrary… Europe wants to kill E2EE control. the UK wants to kill VPNs and enforce ID verification… #wtf 🤦 #dafuq
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CW: #AusPol #Assange Sweary (Top Fucking Secret)
Dear #PennyWong, #MarkDreyfus et al:
1. Was assange found guilty of a crime by the US? (hint, it google 'Assange Saipan')
2. What was he found guilty of? (Hint2 the ABC reported at the time "conspiracy to obtain and disclose national defense information,")
3. Shouldn't you be hmmm, how should I say this, ahem concerned that Trump's Defence Minister couldn't keep a secret to save himself?
4. More than you were ever concerned about Assange and #Wikileaks? hmmmmm?Also
5.What in all the actual fuck are you fucking doing the fuck about fucking AUKUS you fucks and fucking Five fucking Eyes fucking too? Sever military links with these useless cocks now.
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"Dass im vergangenen Jahr mehr als 50 Prozent der Verkehrskontrollen Radfahrende betrafen und nur ein knappes Drittel den Autoverkehr, ist unverständlich."
https://www.rbb24.de/content/rbb/r24/politik/beitrag/2025/02/verkehrstote-berlin-anstieg-senat-polizei-kommentar.html
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Dafuq?
Français: "Un pédiatre n'est pas un docteur de pets."
Espagnol: "Un pediatra no es un médico de mascotas."
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Un ratón en mi pantano: Shrek y Rias siempre habían vivido una vida feliz como pareja, hasta que Rias conoce un ratón llamado Mickey. Ella asegura no tener nada que ver con él, pero en secreto Mickey y Rias viven muchas noches de pasión. Cuando Shrek se entera, reta a Mickey a un duelo, el que venza se quedará con Rias. Sin embargo, ellos están conscientes de que ella tendrá la última palabra. "Con uno de ellos tengo sexo. Con el otro, hago el amor" es lo que Rias piensa. ¿Qué hará Shrek para deshacerse de esa amenaza roedora que amenaza su felicidad y su pantano?
#wattpad #crackship #humor #bizarreada #escritura #literatura #guatafac #dafuq
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“Experience a new level of cycling efficiency with our cutting-edge air-filled backpack, meticulously crafted to revolutionize your riding experience. Weighing in at under 299g, it's feather-light, allowing you to breeze through your rides without unnecessary bulk. But its benefits extend beyond weight.”
This must be a joke, surely?
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April first iiiiis... <Checks calendar> several months away, yes?
