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  1. A comic about sharing ice cream with your kids. A meme about summoning the dad. And a joke about a house's dress.

    #dadjoke #meme #dad #dadlife #funny

  2. "we shouldn't make fun of someone's name even if their name has 'wee' in it" <-- me, a hypocrite, lying to my daughter

    #dadlife #parenting

  3. Sometimes you just don't have the energy and sometimes you don't even know it happened.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  4. I didn't want to see the latest Paw Patrol movie, but I'm here anyway because I'M A GOOD DAD. #dadlife

  5. 1st week of school and my kid is already making demands.

    She now wants an Owala Freesip water bottle because all the other kids have one.

    A $40 water bottle that she'll probably leave behind during recess. This is great

    #parenting #adulting #dadlife

  6. told my wife I could quickly run into Costco and pick up the few things on her shopping list.

    She insisted she goes alone because she enjoys browsing through the aisles. On a Sunday...?

    I married a masochist

    #costco #adulting #dadlife

  7. There’s no force in nature stronger than a grandma overriding your parenting decisions.

    #memes #meme #dad #dadlife #ParentingHumor

  8. Took my 8y/o kid 5-pin bowling today.

    ... she beat me 2 games to 1.

    #dadlife #adulting #aging

  9. The girls are out shopping in the city. Pizza time for us. 🤌😬

    #shotoniphone #pizza #dadlife

  10. My 11yo daughter announced a major life decision. She wants to be a blimp pilot and a cat cafe owner. She'd prefer that the cat cafe be located in her blimp. #lifegoals #cats #dadlife #parenting

  11. Do I... need a magnetic rowing machine to hang my clothes on? I can put it next to the BowFlex cardio machine I already have...

    it's on sale for $200... reg $400...

    Ugh, I'm a sucker for a good sale.

    #adulting #aging #dadlife