#cubie — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #cubie, aggregated by home.social.
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Sorry, aber irgendwie schon cute
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/egodai/cubie-your-imagined-sci-fi-robot-buddyWas meint ihr? #Kickstarter #Cubie
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from Cubie
Happy 700k #Cubie day to those that celebrate!
Today Putin's Russia reached 700,000 dead Russian Soldiers.
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from #Cubie
Cubie wonders what that distinctive taste of the North Korean rations can is...
...woof, woof?
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from #Cubie
Cubie wonders what that distinctive taste of the North Korean rations can is...
...woof, woof?
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from Cubie
North Korean #Cubie 's have taken inspiration from their Russian counterparts creative tank armor, and use their many military decorations as a "Natural" Armor against FPV drones. The Western Mind cannot comprehend how advanced the DPRK's capabilities are.
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from Cubie
North Korean #Cubie 's have taken inspiration from their Russian counterparts creative tank armor, and use their many military decorations as a "Natural" Armor against FPV drones. The Western Mind cannot comprehend how advanced the DPRK's capabilities are.
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from Cubie @MeatCubie
*Record Scratch*
Well folks, you might be wondering how I got here once again.....Baba O'riley by The Who plays in the background...
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from #Cubie
BREAKING NEWS!
Fear not fellow Patriots! The Motherland has protected the ammo depots by shooting down the Ukrainian UAV's. The explosions were caused by falling debris!
Rejoice!
Wait... what's that? The Ukrainians have named their UAV "Debris"......
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from Cubie
BREAKING:
As the newly appointed Minister of Smoking Accidents #Cubie would like to announce that the fires at the Ammunition depot in Toropets, were not due to superior Ukrainian striking capabilities, but rather poor Smoking disciple by The Motherland's troops.That will be all
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from Cubie
Cubie has seen a new TikTok trend in Russia.
The trend is to strap a pager to one's forehead.
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from #Cubie
Da fellow American Patriots!
The Orange man is your God and if you disagree you are a communist!
Ukraine is NAZI EVIL!
But Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, the real villain was Churchill!
Father Putin wants to save the world!
I'm saying this of my own free will 😉
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from Cubie
The Motherland never ceases to innovate!
Presenting the #Cubie Brand Cigarettes!
The Official Safety Cigarette of the Motherland!
Safe to smoke around anything flammable 😉
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from Cubie
The Motherland never ceases to innovate!
Presenting the #Cubie Brand Cigarettes!
The Official Safety Cigarette of the Motherland!
Safe to smoke around anything flammable 😉
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from Cubie
With rumors of Comrade Lavrov's demise #Cubie has taken the initiative to commemorate a landmark worthy of his service to the Motherland!
Welcome to the "Lavrov Mémorial City Dump"! For all your waste disposal needs!
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from Cubie
UPDATE!!
#Cubie is here to let you know that even more "rancid" oil was discovered in the depot. As such, our leaders made the heroic choice to let the cleaning operation continue to ensure the "fresh" oil is not tainted!
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from Cubie
Great news conscripts of the Motherland!
#Cubie knows that legally the Motherland can't send you to the SMO (Special military operation) ...(Invasion of Ukraine). However, due to a legal loophole, the Motherland can use you to defend the Motherland proper! /1 -
from Cubie
Statement from #Cubie at the UN this morning:
"The Motherland condemns, in the strongest terms, the Ukrainian reunification operation in the Kursk region. Russia reserves the sole right to abuse, ignore and exploit it's own population there, without external interference!" -
from #Cubie @MeatCubie
#Cubie smells steak.. anyone else smell steak?
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from #Cubie
Thus concludes the #CubieGames2024 events lineup!
The Motherland cares not if the world looks towards Paris in the coming weeks. She knows that Russia is better than everyone at everything!
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from #Cubie
Finally but not least-ly, we have the Black Sea Fleet event.
Basically the competitors have to outrun the RC suicide boats as long as possible. Longest time before getting caught wins.
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
The Eighth event is the mine detection event.
Pretty straight concept. Survivor wins.
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Seventh, we have the battlefield suicide event.
Competitors need to show creativity and style in order to get a hole in one in this event ;) Musical accompaniment is allowed but not mandatory!
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Sixthly we have the ever popular distance jump.
Competitors wait for their vehicle to be blown up and attempt to get the longest toss! Scoring includes a style component based on the grace of the competitor in mid air and the landing.
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Fifthly, we have an event solely for officers.
This event mainly focuses on the mental prowess of Russian officers, to lie about their battlefield progress, all the while embezzling money from the Military before getting caught.
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Fifthly, we have an event solely for officers.
This event mainly focuses on the mental prowess of Russian officers, to lie about their battlefield progress, all the while embezzling money from the Military before getting caught.
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Thirdly, we have the not dying of dysentery event.
This is more of a lowkey event, but will really show the physical fortitude of all the participants!
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
Second up, we have the Motorcycle Rally!
Here again, it's a motorcycle race, all while being chased by FPV Drones intent on making more #Cubie's!
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
First up is the drone evasion event!
Basically it's an obstacle course where competitors have to not only complete the obstacle course, but also not get Merc'd by FPV Drones. What a delight!
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from #Cubie
Since The Motherland has been banned from the #Olympics2024Paris, #Cubie has decided to host his own Olympic games based on Russian specialty events!
Come along and see the prowess of the Motherland's finest!
#CubieGames2024
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from #Cubie
It was rightfully pointed out by @reynolds_fella2
that there was not a "fourthly" event in the #CubieGames2024.
#Cubie gives you the 4x100m loot scoot.Competitors must carry as much loot as possible, hand it off to fellow looters. Final score is time minus total weight at end.
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from #Cubie
It was rightfully pointed out by @reynolds_fella2
that there was not a "fourthly" event in the #CubieGames2024.
#Cubie gives you the 4x100m loot scoot.Competitors must carry as much loot as possible, hand it off to fellow looters. Final score is time minus total weight at end.
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from #Cubie
Ok... Ok... #Cubie thought up another event for the #CubieGames2024
The drone catching event. Competitors must drink their 2 bottles of #TacticalVodka and stand post during the night ready to catch an incoming drone before it hits the oil tank.
Survivor wins.
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from Lady bonkington @chantyfellarina
"Become a #Cubie.... "
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from ✙ Albina Fella ✙ 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪🇵🇱🇺🇸🇨🇦🇦🇺
@albafella1A Jedi mercenary from Africa in the ranks of the russian occupation army fights off a Ukrainian drone with a stick.
🚨 #Cubie says the soldier should have used his anti-drone spatula! 😆
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from Cubie @MeatCubie
The Motherland's engineers are at the cutting edge of modern military technology! #Cubie has procured an image of the newest version of APC that the Motherland will field to defeat Ukrainian Nazis! The Motherland provides!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ #Ukraine #Fellas #MeatAttacks
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from #Cubie
@MeatCubieThe Motherland, home of many innovations, having learned valuable lessons from the filthy Ukrainian attacks, will rebuild it's oil refineries in the only safe place it can think of. At the bottom of the Black Sea. The Motherland Provides!