#crowdstrikepocalypse — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #crowdstrikepocalypse, aggregated by home.social.
-
Crowdstrike: Son, we live in a world that has threats, and those threats have to be defeated by men with EDR. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Windows Defender?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the OS, and you curse the Falcon EDR. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that the OS's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like "APTs," "threat actor," "TTPs." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very functionality that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a console and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
Microsoft: Did you order the Blue Screen
Crowdstrike: I did the job --
Microsoft: -- Did you order the Blue Screen?!
Crowdstrike: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
-
Crowdstrike: Son, we live in a world that has threats, and those threats have to be defeated by men with EDR. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Windows Defender?
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the OS, and you curse the Falcon EDR. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that the OS's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like "APTs," "threat actor," "TTPs." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very functionality that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a console and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a DAMN what you think you're entitled to!
Microsoft: Did you order the Blue Screen
Crowdstrike: I did the job --
Microsoft: -- Did you order the Blue Screen?!
Crowdstrike: YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I DID!!!
-
Ouch. And they quoted his extraordinarily tone deaf tweet.
https://homeland.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/CrowdStrike-Software-Update-Letter_FINAL.pdf
-
Ouch. And they quoted his extraordinarily tone deaf tweet.
https://homeland.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/CrowdStrike-Software-Update-Letter_FINAL.pdf
-
Kind of botched that last one - here's one with at least a little better grammar.
-
Kind of botched that last one - here's one with at least a little better grammar.
-
Well worth considering - with current and future events.
Also - +1 for invoking Hitchen's razor
#crowdstrike #CrowdStrikepocalypse #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite
-
Well worth considering - with current and future events.
Also - +1 for invoking Hitchen's razor
#crowdstrike #CrowdStrikepocalypse #ShamelesslyStolenFromTheOtherSite
-
New RCA dropped - culprit identified
-
New RCA dropped - culprit identified
-
Has anyone examined the timelines in this case for any potential causal indicators? i.e.
Bob Newhart's death ->
Microsoft Outage ->
CloudStrikeMageddon? -
Just one question for the author of this article: Are you new?
-
Just one question for the author of this article: Are you new?
-
@jerry I've noticed that this has been used as sort of "beacon for Gondor" over the last couple breaches/incidents. Given the current issue with #Crowdstrike - maybe we need to find a bigger, more . . . beacon-y beacon? Maybe we could crowd source the solution on social media
-
@jerry I've noticed that this has been used as sort of "beacon for Gondor" over the last couple breaches/incidents. Given the current issue with #Crowdstrike - maybe we need to find a bigger, more . . . beacon-y beacon? Maybe we could crowd source the solution on social media
-
Cool, maybe it will convince my employer to get rid of it, I'd really enjoy having that 10% CPU back
-
Pouring one out for the IT homies this weekend.
-
Pouring one out for the IT homies this weekend.
-
Beware scammers pretending to be Crowdstrike support #CrowdStrikepocalypse
-
Major global cyber outage currently taking place right now. Cybersecurity platform crowdstrike is “down” worldwide, causing global it problems, Microsoft crashes, 911 outages across several us states, and disruptions in international airlines, banks and media outlets.
Prominent security consultant Troy Hunt says ‘this will be the largest it outage in history’ and ‘this is basically what we were all worried about with y2k, except it’s actually happened this time!’
- Biggest tech outage ever according to experts
- Major banks, media, airports and airlines affected by major it outage
- Rail services disrupted in parts of USA and UK
- Payment systems impacted in different parts of the world, including australia and the uk
- Australia’s government calls for emergency meeting
- Significant disruption to some Microsoft services
- 911 services disrupted in several US states including Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Ohio
- services at London stock exchange disrupted
- Sky News went off air for 3+ hours, other media facing disruptions
- Crowdstrike CEO says not due to cyberattack and that ‘the issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployedSource: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9mpI6iKmvq/?igsh=Z2dtaTEzbnNncTE3
-
Major global cyber outage currently taking place right now. Cybersecurity platform crowdstrike is “down” worldwide, causing global it problems, Microsoft crashes, 911 outages across several us states, and disruptions in international airlines, banks and media outlets.
Prominent security consultant Troy Hunt says ‘this will be the largest it outage in history’ and ‘this is basically what we were all worried about with y2k, except it’s actually happened this time!’
- Biggest tech outage ever according to experts
- Major banks, media, airports and airlines affected by major it outage
- Rail services disrupted in parts of USA and UK
- Payment systems impacted in different parts of the world, including australia and the uk
- Australia’s government calls for emergency meeting
- Significant disruption to some Microsoft services
- 911 services disrupted in several US states including Alaska, Arizona, Indiana, Minnesota, New Hampshire and Ohio
- services at London stock exchange disrupted
- Sky News went off air for 3+ hours, other media facing disruptions
- Crowdstrike CEO says not due to cyberattack and that ‘the issue has been identified, isolated and a fix has been deployedSource: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9mpI6iKmvq/?igsh=Z2dtaTEzbnNncTE3
-
Looks like I left the corporate world at just the right time.
#CrowdStrikepocalypse -
Looks like I left the corporate world at just the right time.
#CrowdStrikepocalypse
