#crackopen — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #crackopen, aggregated by home.social.
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#That's a #GoodQuestion...
We #LikeDriving and #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars can't even #DriveThemselves... #Not without #KillingEveryone...
#MyPersonalChef will be #Required to:
• #MakeBiscuits; and,
• #IceCream; and,
• #BaconSammidges...#ApplyWithin... #OrNot...
#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...
We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...
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#Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...
He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...
I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...
#IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...
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#Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...
He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...
I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...
#IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...
🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎩🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹🎩