#crackopen — Public Fediverse posts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMichaelFassbenderFlightSimulatorNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews about #MichaelFassbender...

#IT's #True; I #DoStillHave a #BitOfAThing for #MichaelFassbender and #IT's a #Comfort to #BothOfUs, #Probably (and #MyLittleBigBuddy, #Certainly) that #DearMicrosoft #Continue to #Refuse to #IndulgeMe...

I'd only #Spend #EveryFlight #Fiddling with his #JoyStick...

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

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#BeingEuropean #PoundsSterling #PoundForPound #AGoodPounding #CrackOpen #TheGoodScotch

#magicthegathering #mtg #CrackOpen #YeongHaoHan

#magicthegathering #mtg #CrackOpen #YeongHaoHan

#magicthegathering #mtg #CrackOpen #YeongHaoHan

#That's a #GoodQuestion... About #FormalAttire and #FunctionalAttire / #Workwear

#MenInSuits... And, #FlightSuits...

#DecisionsDecisions...

#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome... #IT's #StillQuiteNice... #BeingRetired...

We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

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#That's a #GoodQuestion...

We #LikeDriving and #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars can't even #DriveThemselves... #Not without #KillingEveryone...

#MyPersonalChef will be #Required to:

• #MakeBiscuits; and,
• #IceCream; and,
• #BaconSammidges...

#ApplyWithin... #OrNot...

#IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

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#Meanwhile...

🎶 "We're walking in the air...."

I #Still have a #BitOfAThing for #MichaelFassbender...

And, he has been #DemocraticallyElected to be #MyPersonalCoPilot; #IT's #True... #StillTrue™️

We might need to #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

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#Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...

He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...

I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...

#IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...

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#Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...

He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...

I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...

#IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...

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