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#crackopen — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. #That's a #GoodQuestion...

    We #LikeDriving and #SpaceKarenX's #TerribleCars can't even #DriveThemselves... #Not without #KillingEveryone...

    #MyPersonalChef will be #Required to:

    #MakeBiscuits; and,
    #IceCream; and,
    #BaconSammidges...

    #ApplyWithin... #OrNot...

    #IT won't #AffectTheOutcome...

    We can #Still: #CrackOpen the #GoodScotch...

    🧙:Polymaths:​​🤖:wolfparty:​🤖:Polymaths:​​🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹🍨​🦄​🍨🦹:fediverse:

  2. #Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...

    He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...

    I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...

    #IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎩🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹🎩

  3. #Uhmmm... I made #MyLittleBigBuddy cry a #LittleBit...

    He's #NeverHad #GrownUpLego before...

    I'm going to have to #StopBeingNice to #People; #IT just seems to #MakeThemCry...

    #IT's #OK; we'll #CrackOpen some #NiceSingleMalt or #Something, he'll be #Fine... I'll let him wear #MyFancyHat; he really likes #IT...

    🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🎩🦹🕵️🦄🕵️🦹🎩