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Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. 🏄 [Sponsored Post]
Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is an organisation dedicated to the essential act of ensuring that surf’s, indeed, is up (dude). For the last 75 years, we have delivered on our promise of ensuring surf’s up dude no matter the location.
We have 36 branches worldwide with headquarters in Bolton of Greater Manchester and each and every one of our employees has a core mission statement to deliver. Surfing will happen, no matter where you are in the world. That is our aggressive stance and we will enforce it no matter what it takes.
🏄♀️ Enforcing Surf’s Up on an International Basis 🏄♂️
Why aren’t you surfing right now? What’s stopping you? Are you a communist?! A drug addict!? Are you too stupid to find your nearest beach and go surfing?
These are the pertinent questions you should be asking yourself today.
As if you don’t go surfing, you should be very afraid. At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we have a staff of 10,000 monitoring 130,000 locations worldwide to ensure people are surfing. With a planned budget increase by 2030, we hope to be monitoring 75% of the world’s population to ensure continued surf’s up. Failure to deliver on this promise could lead to:
- Drops in the number of people surfing
- Decreases in surfing board sales
- The collapse of civilization due to points 1 and 2
- Hungry sharks having fewer things to eat
This crisis must be averted at all costs. To do that, our organisation has a three-step plan of action to ensure more humans get on surfboards and catch some waves:
- Disseminate an aggressive pro-surfing leaflet campaign via postal mail and email
- Threaten people to go surfing by waving bazookas in their, respective, faces
- Ban cars, planes, boats, bicycles, and walking to ensure the only means of local and global transportation is via surfing
At Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd., we are convinced the only way forward for humanity is via surfing. Surfing to work, surfing to the local supermarket, and/or surfing to the dentist etc.
While some may laugh and call such a goal “clinically insane”, just think about the environmental benefits of spending 13 weeks surfing to your holiday destination instead of 3 hours on a plane. We are 100% certain that by explaining the matter with clear statistics such as this, the entire world’s population will calmly accept we are in the right. Cowabunga!
Pursuing the Excess Use of “Cowabunga”
A secondary mission of Surf’s Up Dude Enterprises Ltd. is to pursue, monitor, and control the excessive use of the term “cowabunga”, popularised in the 1990s by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
For too long (decades now) has the term been used. Several of our organisation members find the term upsetting, thus the goal is to have it banned from public use and reserved only for royalty and tech bro billionaires. To achieve this goal, we have a three step plan:
- Ban the use of the word
- If people keep using the word, ban freedom of speech
- If people still keep talking, detonate one of the atom bombs we’ve been stockpiling for our international takeover attempt
With nuclear weapons on our side, we are 100% certain our hybrid push to ensure surfing and limited/non-existent “cowabunga” usage will be successful.
Please, become a member today. It is $5,000 to join and you will receive a lifetime* membership.
*Please note, the lifetime membership runs out every 12 months and will require a $6,000 subscription to re-subscribe, with added VAT of 35% per annum.
#Business #Capitalism #committee #cowabunga #dude #Humor #Lifestyle #organisation #satirical #Silly #SurfSUpDude #surfers #surfing -
The Best Sustainable Surf Gear (2026): Patagonia, Billabong, Outerknown
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/best-sustainable-surf-gear/
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The Best Sustainable Surf Gear (2026): Patagonia, Billabong, Outerknown
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/best-sustainable-surf-gear/
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The Best Sustainable Surf Gear (2026): Patagonia, Billabong, Outerknown
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/best-sustainable-surf-gear/
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The Best Sustainable Surf Gear (2026): Patagonia, Billabong, Outerknown
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.wired.com/story/best-sustainable-surf-gear/
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1989 Radical Rippers: TMNT Sewer Tubes & Footski!
Outmaneuver the Foot Clan's Footski and save the day in this splash-tastic 80s toy commercial scene. Cowabunga, dudes!#tmnt #ninjaturtles #teenagemutantninjaturtles #sewertubes #footski #turtlepower #cowabunga #80s #80stoys #retrotoys #vintagetoys #nostalgia #vintagecommercial #toycommercial #actionfigures #playmates #saturdaymorningcartoons
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Cowabunga! I took @gilahava704 to see the 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film for our podcast "Modern Technology Watches" and it gave us a lot to talk about... 🍕🐢
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #Podcast #Podcastodon #FilmPodcast #FilmRecap #Henson #SteveBarron #Cowabunga
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Cowabunga! I took @gilahava704 to see the 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film for our podcast "Modern Technology Watches" and it gave us a lot to talk about... 🍕🐢
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #Podcast #Podcastodon #FilmPodcast #FilmRecap #Henson #SteveBarron #Cowabunga
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Cowabunga! I took @gilahava704 to see the 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film for our podcast "Modern Technology Watches" and it gave us a lot to talk about... 🍕🐢
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #Podcast #Podcastodon #FilmPodcast #FilmRecap #Henson #SteveBarron #Cowabunga
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Cowabunga! I took @gilahava704 to see the 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film for our podcast "Modern Technology Watches" and it gave us a lot to talk about... 🍕🐢
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #Podcast #Podcastodon #FilmPodcast #FilmRecap #Henson #SteveBarron #Cowabunga
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Cowabunga! I took @gilahava704 to see the 1990 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" film for our podcast "Modern Technology Watches" and it gave us a lot to talk about... 🍕🐢
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #Podcast #Podcastodon #FilmPodcast #FilmRecap #Henson #SteveBarron #Cowabunga
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"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
"Hey, hatten wir das nicht schon einmal in einer anderen Folge?"
"Ich glaube auch! Ich werde mal ein Wörtchen mit den Autoren reden." #Turtles #Cowabunga #Kanalisation #Schildkröte #Kellinghusen -
Last boost: reminds me of the time Dame Jakki Brambles hosted Top of the Pops with her friends Michaelangelo (left) and Leonardo.
"It's all a bit Renaissance to me."
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Last boost: reminds me of the time Dame Jakki Brambles hosted Top of the Pops with her friends Michaelangelo (left) and Leonardo.
"It's all a bit Renaissance to me."
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Last boost: reminds me of the time Dame Jakki Brambles hosted Top of the Pops with her friends Michaelangelo (left) and Leonardo.
"It's all a bit Renaissance to me."
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Last boost: reminds me of the time Dame Jakki Brambles hosted Top of the Pops with her friends Michaelangelo (left) and Leonardo.
"It's all a bit Renaissance to me."
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Just unboxed NECA’s TMNT Adventures: Stump Wrestling 4-pack and it’s a total knockout, dude 🐢💥
Wrestlin’ Turtles + Archie comic vibes = PURE NOSTALGIA.
Mikey’s ready to rumble (and maybe grab a slice 🍕) -
Just unboxed NECA’s TMNT Adventures: Stump Wrestling 4-pack and it’s a total knockout, dude 🐢💥
Wrestlin’ Turtles + Archie comic vibes = PURE NOSTALGIA.
Mikey’s ready to rumble (and maybe grab a slice 🍕) -
@mark I just remember #MissPiggy teaching me that a Karate Chop HAD to be prefaced with #COWABUNGA! 😂❤️
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So, what if #Bauhaus had been a #surf band? Yup, not the kind of question any sane person asks, but that's not why you're here, is it?
#illustration #postpunk #PeterMurphy #Surfaris #Cowabunga #Recordcover #surfrock #gothwave #goth #art #sketch #graphite #krita -
So, what if #Bauhaus had been a #surf band? Yup, not the kind of question any sane person asks, but that's not why you're here, is it?
#illustration #postpunk #PeterMurphy #Surfaris #Cowabunga #Recordcover #surfrock #gothwave #goth #art #sketch #graphite #krita -
So, what if #Bauhaus had been a #surf band? Yup, not the kind of question any sane person asks, but that's not why you're here, is it?
#illustration #postpunk #PeterMurphy #Surfaris #Cowabunga #Recordcover #surfrock #gothwave #goth #art #sketch #graphite #krita -
So, what if #Bauhaus had been a #surf band? Yup, not the kind of question any sane person asks, but that's not why you're here, is it?
#illustration #postpunk #PeterMurphy #Surfaris #Cowabunga #Recordcover #surfrock #gothwave #goth #art #sketch #graphite #krita -
So, what if #Bauhaus had been a #surf band? Yup, not the kind of question any sane person asks, but that's not why you're here, is it?
#illustration #postpunk #PeterMurphy #Surfaris #Cowabunga #Recordcover #surfrock #gothwave #goth #art #sketch #graphite #krita -
🎮 Devolvimos Manhattan a su lugar...
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project para NES en Switch via The Cowabunga Collection 🐢 -
Unleash your inner ninja and master communication with the TMNT! 🐢
Ever thought the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles could teach you the art of technical communication? Turns out, they can! Each turtle represents a core element of effective communication, making it easy (and fun) to remember:
• Michelangelo (Emotion): Connect emotionally and make your message unforgettable.
• Donatello (Logic): Use clear, logical information to persuade through reason.
• Raphael (Credibility): Establish trust and authority with expertise and honesty.And of course,
• Leonardo (Balance): As the leader, he makes all three work together for a powerful message.Want to dive deeper? Check out this latest MessageDeck Minute for a fun, engaging breakdown! 🐢🎥
#CommunicationSkills #TMNT #PublicSpeaking #EffectiveCommunication #Leadership #Marketing #ProfessionalDevelopment #Cowabunga
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Unleash the Turtle Power - Fortnite's Cowabunga Event Takes Center Stage: https://www.reviewspace.info/unleash-the-turtle-power-fortnite-s-cowabunga-event-takes-center-stage
#Fortnite #Cowabunga #TMNT #Shredder #Gaming #BattleRoyale #Quests #GamingNews #TechNews #ReviewSpace
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Tonight's film: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
#Cartoon #Animation #DC #TMNT #Batman #Crossover #Cowabunga #BatsOnTheBrain
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Tonight's film: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
#Cartoon #Animation #DC #TMNT #Batman #Crossover #Cowabunga #BatsOnTheBrain
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Tonight's film: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
#Cartoon #Animation #DC #TMNT #Batman #Crossover #Cowabunga #BatsOnTheBrain
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Tonight's film: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
#Cartoon #Animation #DC #TMNT #Batman #Crossover #Cowabunga #BatsOnTheBrain
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Tonight's film: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)
#Cartoon #Animation #DC #TMNT #Batman #Crossover #Cowabunga #BatsOnTheBrain
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Abrupt change of plans today threw a noon viewing of the TNMT movie at me. This is my review.
Opening - Solid
Middle - 🤷🥱😴
Ending - Solid
That’s what 4 hours of sleep, a 5a workout, and a reclining seat in a darkened theater with only us in it will do.
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I finally saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, with my eldest daughter. It feels like a labour of love. The animation rocked, continuing the current big screen cartoon renaissance. The soundtrack was also great (for us oldies). My big takeaway though: The TMNTs are 15 years old - BORN IN 2008. IN 2 0 0 8.
#TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles #TMNT #MutantMayhem
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🍕 Per la serie: "film che comprerò in Blu-ray nell'esatto istante in cui verrà messo in commercio". Tartarughe Ninja Caos Mutante è una meraviglia artistica che sfrutta visivamente i freaks per raccontare agli emarginati che possono fare davvero la differenza. Una bella storia per ragazzi.
https://www.fantasymagazine.it/35474/tartarughe-ninja-caos-mutante
#MicroRecensione #Cowabunga! #TartarugheNinja #Cinema #UnoCinema
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🍕 Per la serie: "film che comprerò in Blu-ray nell'esatto istante in cui verrà messo in commercio". Tartarughe Ninja Caos Mutante è una meraviglia artistica che sfrutta visivamente i freaks per raccontare agli emarginati che possono fare davvero la differenza. Una bella storia per ragazzi.
https://www.fantasymagazine.it/35474/tartarughe-ninja-caos-mutante
#MicroRecensione #Cowabunga! #TartarugheNinja #Cinema #UnoCinema
