#couchpotato — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #couchpotato, aggregated by home.social.
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🚨🤖 Oh wow, Fable 5 is now your personal cybercrime assistant! Because who needs talent when you have a video game that hand-holds you through hacking? 🤦♂️ It's like Fable 5's new mission: making every couch potato a wannabe hacker. 🍟💻
https://alec.is/posts/fable-5-update-still-willing-to-cybercrime/ #Fable5 #CybercrimeAssistant #VideoGames #Hacking #CouchPotato #HackerNews #ngated -
CW: NSFW, GenAI
“Comfy”
#bigboobs #bigbreasts #boobs #breasts #caption #chastity #cleavage #chastitycage #chastitydevice #chastitycaption #chastityslave #comfy #comfyvibes #comfygirl #comfyclothes #comfylook #comfortable #messyhair #sweatpants #sweater #sweatergirl #couchpotato #keyholder #keyholdercaption #femdom #dominantwoman #mistress #domination #femdomcaption #dominantgirl
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Whether this position is really comfortable?
And where am I supposed to sit now?
🤔🐺💚
#hund #hunde #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogsoffediverse #chill #chillzone #couchpotato #crazydog #bordercollie #boneless #knochenlos -
Just practicing the art of doing absolutely nothing. 10/10 execution. #CatLife #TabbyCat #TuxedoCat #ToeBeans #CatsOfInstagram #CouchPotato #CatLovers #MeowDaily #CozyVibes #CutePets
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Okay, we'll pretend you weren't chewing each other's ears off three seconds ago 😁
#LemonTheCat #LucyGoosey #CatsOfMastodon #cats #fedicats #pets #fedipets #petsofmastodon #SilentSunday #cute #sleepingcats #LazySunday #couchpotato #bankzaken #peacebrokeout
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The sofa has swallowed me! I've had a busy week so I guess it's reasonable.
#vegging
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Kaum liegt das Kissen auf der Couch, war mein Kater schneller und hat den gemütlichen Platz sofort beschlagnahmt. 😅 Mit diesem unschuldigen Blick macht er mir unmissverständlich klar, dass die Eigentumsverhältnisse soeben neu geklärt wurden. Ich schätze, ich suche mir dann mal eine andere Ecke auf dem Sofa. 😅
Ich wünsche euch einen gemütlichen Tag. 😻
📸: 02•2026 F.loki
#fellnase #katzenalltag #couchpotato #kuschelzeit #Floki_EnjoyTheMoment
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🚀 Breaking news: a website is tracking missiles in real time! Because nothing says "staying informed" like watching a projectile animation from the comfort of your couch. 📡 Maybe next, they'll add popcorn delivery for maximum warzone entertainment. 🍿
https://iranstrike.com #missiletracking #realtimetech #couchpotato #warzoneentertainment #breakingnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Severely disappointed that the domain couchpotato.es is taken but not being actually used.
I hate domain squatters. Either use it or lose it.
The world will have to live without my glorious idea, for it was tied to this domain.
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💡 Breaking News: Opus 4.5 will revolutionize humanity by turning your favorite software dev into a couch potato 🛋️. Our tech sage, who three months ago couldn't even imagine nontrivial AI, now claims 'Claude' will soon be filing its own tax returns 📈. Yes, we can finally nap while our future robot overlords handle the JavaScript 💻.
https://burkeholland.github.io/posts/opus-4-5-change-everything/ #Opus4.5 #CouchPotato #AIRevolution #FutureTech #JavaScriptAutomation #HackerNews #ngated -
🧠🔍 Ah, Quanta Magazine, where we pretend our brains are deciphering language like some Yoda-level neuroscientist instead of just zoning out on the couch. 🛋️📺 Because nothing says "deep understanding" like following Quanta on Instagram and pretending we're all geniuses. 🤓✨
https://www.quantamagazine.org/the-polyglot-neuroscientist-resolving-how-the-brain-parses-language-20251205/ #QuantaMagazine #Neuroscience #LanguageLearning #CouchPotato #GeniusVibes #HackerNews #ngated -
Guten Morgen, heute stellen Herr Shork und S‘puddy, the Couch Potato, leckeren Kaffee ☕️☕️☕️ für euch hin.
S‘puddy ist 🇮🇪 Ire und bemängelt, dass es kein Irish Coffee ist 🤭#GutenMorgen #PlushiesOfMastodon #FediPlushies #Plushies #Plüschies #Blåhaj #Smolhaj #SPuddy #CouchPotato
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Did Google Street View reduce your desire to travel, now that it is possible to explore the world from the comfort of home?
#google #googlestreetview #googlemaps #googleearth #travel #internationaltravel #virtualreality #vr #couchpotato -
Ah, the age-old art of managing ADHD: foreseeing tasks with the precision of a psychic, yet completing them with the fervor of a couch potato. 🔮➡️🛋️ Dive into an ADHD survival manual that promises #strategies and tactics like "Do It On Your Own Terms"—because nothing screams #productivity like renegotiating deadlines with yourself. 😅🎯
https://borretti.me/article/notes-on-managing-adhd #ADHDManagement #SelfHelp #MentalHealth #CouchPotato #HackerNews #ngated -
Today I am trying to comprehend the injustice of Dark Matter being cancelled after series three. But but but... The giant black ships? The floaty black amoebas? The lesbian cyborg love child? #couchPotato #tv
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Hab rausgefunden, warum ich so viel Zeit auf meiner unfassbar bequemen Couch verbringe;
Bin evtl gar nicht faul, sondern Opfer der Umstände!Wahrscheinlich hat nämlich die Couch-Industrie darin einen Stoff verwebt, der abhängig macht & betäubend wirkt! Je mehr & länger man darauf liegt, desto schneller muss man eine Neue kaufen!
Bin ziemlich sicher was Großem auf der Spur.
(Wie faul ich bin, dass ich mir sogar solchen Scheiß ausdenke, um mich zu rechtfertigen?:
OH JA 😄)
#couchpotato
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🥱 Oh, the riveting world of cinema bloopers! 🎬 Dive deep into the thrilling pursuit of spotting those elusive errors that only the most dedicated couch potato can find by the third—maybe fourth—rewatch. It's an adrenaline rush for the truly bored! 😂
https://fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/04/the-movie-mistake-mystery-from-revenge.html #cinemaBloopers #couchPotato #movieErrors #filmLovers #rewatchFun #HackerNews #ngated -
😂😂😂 👇🏾 Brilliant! #democracy #CouchPotato #VP #Greenland
