#corruptedlyrics — Public Fediverse posts

My step-grandfather's name was Honorius. Duran Duran released a song named Notorious.

Of course, I had to change the lyrics of that song from notorious to Honorius.

Ho... ho... honorius.

#DuranDuran #Notorious #Honorius #lyrics #CorruptedLyrics #music #song

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our asses
[...]

#RunningUpThatHill #KateBush #asses #CorruptedLyrics

"Oh oh sweet Charlemagne. Oh oh sweet Charlemagne."
- Guns N' Roses

#GunsNRoses #SweetChildOfMine #CorruptedLyrics #music

"I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy!"

#IShotTheSheriff #CorruptedLyrics

"I've been living in a bathroom. I've been living in a bath bathroom."
- Bathroom by Cannons

#BadDream #Cannons #bathroom #music #song #CorruptedLyrics

You can't always bed who you want

You can't always bed who you want

You can't always bed who you want

But if you try sometimes

Well, you might find

You bed who you need

(With apologies to The Rolling Stones. Also, I think I made a spicier version earlier.)

#YouCantAlwaysGetWhatYouWant #TheRollingStones #CorruptedLyrics #lyrics #song

Here comes the skunk (Doo-d-doo-doo)
Here comes the skunk
And I say, "It's a skunk"
- Here Comes The Skunk by The Beatles

#HereComesTheSun #TheBeatles #skunk #CorruptedLyrics

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree?

I travel a cold and the seven sneeze

Everybody's looking for some tea

(With apologies to the Eurythmics.)

#Eurythmics #SweetDreamsAreMadeOfThis #SweetDreams #CorruptedLyrics