#cornyjokes — Public Fediverse posts

"Why was the garlic so popular at the vampire party?

Because it was a real party stinker!

https://punnypeak.com/garlic-puns/

#GarlicJokes
#PunnyHumor
#FoodieFunnies
#GarlicLove
#HilariousPuns
#LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
#FoodieLaughs
#CornyJokes
#GarlicForDays
#ComedyKingdom
#PunnyPeak
#PunsUSA
#Punsuk
#punstadon
#PunsAndJokes

"Why did the french fry go to therapy?

Because they felt fried and couldn't ketchup with their feelings!

https://punnypeak.com/fry-puns/

#FryDay
#FrenchFries
#PunsOfInstagram
#FoodJokes
#DeepFriedHumor
#FryMemes
#FunWithFries
#FridayLaughs
#CornyJokes
#FoodieHumor
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the cob of corn go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a-maize-ingly corny!

https://punnypeak.com/corny-puns/

#CornyJokes
#PunIntended
#DadJokes
#CornyHumor
#LaughingOutLoud
#CheesyJokes
#PunsRule
#TooCorny
#CornyButFunny
#JokesterLife
#PunnyPeak"

"Why did the spoon break up with the fork?

Because it got tired of all the daily ""fork""-usations!

https://punnypeak.com/spoon-puns/

#PunnyJokes
#SpoonfulOfLaughs
#SpooningAround
#KitchenHumor
#ForkYouSpoons
#FoodieFunnies
#SillySpoonPuns
#LaughingSpoons
#UtensilHumor
#CornyJokes
#PunnyPeak"

https://punnypeak.com/mustache-puns/ "
" Why did the mustache go to the dentist? Because he had a gap-tooth-ache! #mustache #dadjoke #punny #hilarious #cleanhumor #dentalhumor #toothpuns #moustachemania #cornyjokes #laughoutloud

https://punnypeak.com/foot-puns/ "
" """Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! #footjoke #puns #bicyclehumor #cornyjokes #laughoutloud #dadjokes #standupcomedy #comedylife #tiredlegs #cyclingfun"""

https://punnypeak.com/eye-puns/ "
" Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired! #eyejokes #punnyhumor #bicyclepuns #standupcomedy #dadhumor #cornyjokes #sillypuns #eyelovejokes #visualpuns #opticalhumor

https://punnypeak.com/bad-puns/ "
" Why did the bad comedian bomb on stage? Because his jokes were just plain b-a-d! #badjokes #puns #comedyfail #laughoutloud #dadhumor #badcomedian #cornyjokes #notfunny #sillyhumor #punny

https://punnypeak.com/tarzan-puns/ "Why did Tarzan break up with Jane?

He was tired of all the jungle drama! 🦍🌿
#Tarzan #Jane #Jungle #PunFun #FunnyPuns #LaughOutLoud #CornyJokes #DadJokes #WildlifeHumor #FridayFunnies"

"I have drawn a corn because Slicer is corny. I don't have a yellow pen so it looks like a turd wrapped up in some green leaves." -Alan (Mental Misplay)

www.twitch.tv/mental_misplay

#cornyjokes #mtg #magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #infinitokens

"I have drawn a corn because Slicer is corny. I don't have a yellow pen so it looks like a turd wrapped up in some green leaves." -Alan (Mental Misplay)

www.twitch.tv/mental_misplay

#cornyjokes #mtg #magicthegathering #edh #mtgcommander #infinitokens

I spit out my soda onto my dashboard listening to this. Especially the very last bit! 🤣
"Actual church dads do dad jokes" #dadjokes #church #cornyjokes #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ngreUNgZ9E4?feature=shared

I spit out my soda onto my dashboard listening to this. Especially the very last bit! 🤣
"Actual church dads do dad jokes" #dadjokes #church #cornyjokes #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ngreUNgZ9E4?feature=shared

I spit out my soda onto my dashboard listening to this. Especially the very last bit! 🤣
"Actual church dads do dad jokes" #dadjokes #church #cornyjokes #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ngreUNgZ9E4?feature=shared

I spit out my soda onto my dashboard listening to this. Especially the very last bit! 🤣
"Actual church dads do dad jokes" #dadjokes #church #cornyjokes #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ngreUNgZ9E4?feature=shared

I spit out my soda onto my dashboard listening to this. Especially the very last bit! 🤣
"Actual church dads do dad jokes" #dadjokes #church #cornyjokes #humor
https://youtube.com/shorts/ngreUNgZ9E4?feature=shared

Mentally preparing for the math state test. Sending positivity to all the 8th graders.

What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros!

#workselfie #JSMAL #CornyJokes

Mentally preparing for the math state test. Sending positivity to all the 8th graders.

What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros!

#workselfie #JSMAL #CornyJokes

Mentally preparing for the math state test. Sending positivity to all the 8th graders.

What do you call friends who love math?

Algebros!

#workselfie #JSMAL #CornyJokes

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes

My jokes have traces of cobalt, radon, and yttrium — they're CoRnY :GeordieHa: #Jokes #Joke #Humour #Humor #Funny #Chemistry #Corny #CornyJokes #DadJokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆 #cornyjokes #punnyhumor