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  1. Little known Git code review fact. When someone types "LGTM" as PR feedback, what they are really saying is to start prepping the popcorn.

    ```
    🌽 [L]et's

    👨‍🍳 [G]et

    🔥 [T]his

    🍿 [M]erged
    ```

    #corny #git #humor

  2. #liberal #influencers crying REAL TEARS over #charliekirk's death are so #corny...if you aren't just a really good #actor i'm a little concerned because this man wouldn't give a fuuuuck if you died

  3. Y'all... Fuck that #racist #Nazi #maga #twat #HulkHogan!

    #FUCK #WWE #WWF #WWW!

    That #corny #ass #character wore out it's #welcome years ago...
    Not to mention the #useless #bleach #blonde #bald #bitch #bad #actor that portrayed Hulk Hogan....

    Don't call me "brother".

    YOU ain't my #brother!

    (That piece of shit was also part of that whole #LindaMcMahon #McMahon #REpub #Wrestling #PEdo #PedophileRing.)

  4. Dear past me,
    We're not there yet, but your progress has been amazing. You're going to feel like giving up so many times but things are better, even just 2 and a half years on.

    Dear future me,
    I hope you're happy. I'm trying to build on past me's foundations. I hope I didn't give up on you.

    #corny but #heartfelt

  5. You've probably heard of the xz-utils backdoor by now. You shouldn't submit backdoors to Open Source projects... unless it's to ronin-payloads! We're always looking for more payloads!
    #opensource #ruby #payloads #shellcode #webshells #hacking #corny #shamelesspromotion

  6. You've probably heard of the xz-utils backdoor by now. You shouldn't submit backdoors to Open Source projects... unless it's to ronin-payloads! We're always looking for more payloads!
    #opensource #ruby #payloads #shellcode #webshells #hacking #corny #shamelesspromotion

  7. You've probably heard of the xz-utils backdoor by now. You shouldn't submit backdoors to Open Source projects... unless it's to ronin-payloads! We're always looking for more payloads!
    #opensource #ruby #payloads #shellcode #webshells #hacking #corny #shamelesspromotion

  8. You've probably heard of the xz-utils backdoor by now. You shouldn't submit backdoors to Open Source projects... unless it's to ronin-payloads! We're always looking for more payloads!
    #opensource #ruby #payloads #shellcode #webshells #hacking #corny #shamelesspromotion

  9. You've probably heard of the xz-utils backdoor by now. You shouldn't submit backdoors to Open Source projects... unless it's ronin-payloads! We're always looking for more payloads!
    #opensource #ruby #payloads #shellcode #webshells #hacking #corny #shamelesspromotion

  10. punnypeak.com/llama-puns/ "
    " """Why did the llama refuse to go on a road trip with his friends? Because he didn't want to take a split A-llama-c!""

    #llama #roadtrip #reject #pun #funny #animaljoke #alpaca #corny #humor #dadlaughs"

  11. What is it called when a sick farmer is isolating?

    Corntine.

    #DadJoke #DadJokes #Corny

  12. I should do a proper Mastodon #introduction with #hashtags and all.

    I'm Kevin, I'm an independent #critic who writes about #art and #technology, which sometimes involves #NFT's. I'm also a #curator of #PublicArt and #DigitalArt. In my day job I do #marketing, #design strategy, and #documentary #filmmaking.

    I also bake #bread.

    #hash #tags #seem #corny #but #whatever

    Here's a #link to my website:
    kevinbuist.com/