#cookingfails — Public Fediverse posts
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🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥
https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-no-skill-required-to-cook-a-steak/ #cookingfails #steaklover #.NETtutorials #humor #foodfail #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥
https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-no-skill-required-to-cook-a-steak/ #cookingfails #steaklover #.NETtutorials #humor #foodfail #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥
https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-no-skill-required-to-cook-a-steak/ #cookingfails #steaklover #.NETtutorials #humor #foodfail #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥
https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-no-skill-required-to-cook-a-steak/ #cookingfails #steaklover #.NETtutorials #humor #foodfail #HackerNews #ngated -
🤔 So, you're telling us it takes zero skill to cook a steak, but still manage to botch it up? 🥩 Maybe you're better off sticking to .NET tutorials, where your burnt efforts are less... chewy. 🔥
https://blog.sydorets.com/en/posts/almost-no-skill-required-to-cook-a-steak/ #cookingfails #steaklover #.NETtutorials #humor #foodfail #HackerNews #ngated -
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened
TL;DR I spent a week trying five Pinterest summer breakfast recipes that promised effortless mornings and gorgeous results. Spoiler: one was actually good, t…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #RecipeTopics #breakfast #cookingfails #EasyRecipes #Foodhumor #pinterest #realtalk #Recipes #summer
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ -
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened
TL;DR I spent a week trying five Pinterest summer breakfast recipes that promised effortless mornings and gorgeous results. Spoiler: one was actually good, t…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #RecipeTopics #breakfast #cookingfails #EasyRecipes #Foodhumor #pinterest #realtalk #Recipes #summer
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ -
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened
TL;DR I spent a week trying five Pinterest summer breakfast recipes that promised effortless mornings and gorgeous results. Spoiler: one was actually good, t…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #RecipeTopics #breakfast #cookingfails #EasyRecipes #Foodhumor #pinterest #realtalk #Recipes #summer
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ -
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened
TL;DR I spent a week trying five Pinterest summer breakfast recipes that promised effortless mornings and gorgeous results. Spoiler: one was actually good, t…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #RecipeTopics #breakfast #cookingfails #EasyRecipes #Foodhumor #pinterest #realtalk #Recipes #summer
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ -
I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ #breakfast #CookingFails #EasyRecipes #FoodHumor #pinterest #RealTalk #RecipeTopics #Recipes #summer
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I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ #breakfast #CookingFails #EasyRecipes #FoodHumor #pinterest #RealTalk #RecipeTopics #Recipes #summer
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I tried 5 Pinterest ‘easy summer breakfast’ recipes and here’s what actually happened https://www.diningandcooking.com/2732907/i-tried-5-pinterest-easy-summer-breakfast-recipes-and-heres-what-actually-happened/ #breakfast #CookingFails #EasyRecipes #FoodHumor #pinterest #RealTalk #RecipeTopics #Recipes #summer
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Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated -
Have unwittingly released a cloud of pepper spray in our kitchen (habanero lunch fog).
The professor in residence is coughing and not amused.
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Have unwittingly released a cloud of pepper spray in our kitchen (habanero lunch fog).
The professor in residence is coughing and not amused.
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Have unwittingly released a cloud of pepper spray in our kitchen (habanero lunch fog).
The professor in residence is coughing and not amused.
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Have unwittingly released a cloud of pepper spray in our kitchen (habanero lunch fog).
The professor in residence is coughing and not amused.
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Have unwittingly released a cloud of pepper spray in our kitchen (habanero lunch fog).
The professor in residence is coughing and not amused.
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🍽️ Ah, the sentimental saga of dehydrated spuds! 🥔✨ For the love of all things carb-loaded, enable #JavaScript, surrender your cookies, and unveil this culinary masterpiece. Spoiler: It's still just powdered potato flakes. 🤦♂️
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-my-fathers-instant-mashed #sentimentalfood #dehydratedpotatoes #cookingfails #culinarymasterpiece #comfortfood #HackerNews #ngated -
🍽️ Ah, the sentimental saga of dehydrated spuds! 🥔✨ For the love of all things carb-loaded, enable #JavaScript, surrender your cookies, and unveil this culinary masterpiece. Spoiler: It's still just powdered potato flakes. 🤦♂️
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-my-fathers-instant-mashed #sentimentalfood #dehydratedpotatoes #cookingfails #culinarymasterpiece #comfortfood #HackerNews #ngated -
🍽️ Ah, the sentimental saga of dehydrated spuds! 🥔✨ For the love of all things carb-loaded, enable #JavaScript, surrender your cookies, and unveil this culinary masterpiece. Spoiler: It's still just powdered potato flakes. 🤦♂️
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-my-fathers-instant-mashed #sentimentalfood #dehydratedpotatoes #cookingfails #culinarymasterpiece #comfortfood #HackerNews #ngated -
🍽️ Ah, the sentimental saga of dehydrated spuds! 🥔✨ For the love of all things carb-loaded, enable #JavaScript, surrender your cookies, and unveil this culinary masterpiece. Spoiler: It's still just powdered potato flakes. 🤦♂️
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-my-fathers-instant-mashed #sentimentalfood #dehydratedpotatoes #cookingfails #culinarymasterpiece #comfortfood #HackerNews #ngated -
Everyone’s a chef until the oil starts popping. #CookingFails #KitchenHumour #ChefBobbyCooks #FoodieLife #RelatableCooking
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Everyone’s a chef until the oil starts popping. #CookingFails #KitchenHumour #ChefBobbyCooks #FoodieLife #RelatableCooking
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Everyone’s a chef until the oil starts popping. #CookingFails #KitchenHumour #ChefBobbyCooks #FoodieLife #RelatableCooking
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Everyone’s a chef until the oil starts popping. #CookingFails #KitchenHumour #ChefBobbyCooks #FoodieLife #RelatableCooking
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🎉 BREAKING: #Neanderthals were apparently the OG Michelin-star #chefs, running a "fat factory" on a German lakeshore 125,000 years ago. 🍖🔥 Meanwhile, modern humans struggle to operate a microwave without burning popcorn. #Evolution, am I right? 🙄
https://archaeologymag.com/2025/07/neanderthals-operated-fat-factory-125000-years-ago/ #MichelinStar #CookingFails #AncientHistory #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 BREAKING: #Neanderthals were apparently the OG Michelin-star #chefs, running a "fat factory" on a German lakeshore 125,000 years ago. 🍖🔥 Meanwhile, modern humans struggle to operate a microwave without burning popcorn. #Evolution, am I right? 🙄
https://archaeologymag.com/2025/07/neanderthals-operated-fat-factory-125000-years-ago/ #MichelinStar #CookingFails #AncientHistory #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 BREAKING: #Neanderthals were apparently the OG Michelin-star #chefs, running a "fat factory" on a German lakeshore 125,000 years ago. 🍖🔥 Meanwhile, modern humans struggle to operate a microwave without burning popcorn. #Evolution, am I right? 🙄
https://archaeologymag.com/2025/07/neanderthals-operated-fat-factory-125000-years-ago/ #MichelinStar #CookingFails #AncientHistory #HackerNews #ngated -
🎉 BREAKING: #Neanderthals were apparently the OG Michelin-star #chefs, running a "fat factory" on a German lakeshore 125,000 years ago. 🍖🔥 Meanwhile, modern humans struggle to operate a microwave without burning popcorn. #Evolution, am I right? 🙄
https://archaeologymag.com/2025/07/neanderthals-operated-fat-factory-125000-years-ago/ #MichelinStar #CookingFails #AncientHistory #HackerNews #ngated -
Mr. Homn decided to bake a cake but forgot the flour. We ended up with a sweet omelette. What’s your most epic kitchen fail? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Mr. Homn decided to bake a cake but forgot the flour. We ended up with a sweet omelette. What’s your most epic kitchen fail? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Mr. Homn decided to bake a cake but forgot the flour. We ended up with a sweet omelette. What’s your most epic kitchen fail? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Mr. Homn decided to bake a cake but forgot the flour. We ended up with a sweet omelette. What’s your most epic kitchen fail? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮💨 😅
#DawnPowerwash #OilSprayer #cooking #cleaning #food #dawn #CookingOil #oops #oopsie #KitchenNightmares #woops #dinner #CookingFails #fails #KitchenFails
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You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮💨 😅
#DawnPowerwash #OilSprayer #cooking #cleaning #food #dawn #CookingOil #oops #oopsie #KitchenNightmares #woops #dinner #CookingFails #fails #KitchenFails
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You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮💨 😅
#DawnPowerwash #OilSprayer #cooking #cleaning #food #dawn #CookingOil #oops #oopsie #KitchenNightmares #woops #dinner #CookingFails #fails #KitchenFails
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You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮💨 😅
#DawnPowerwash #OilSprayer #cooking #cleaning #food #dawn #CookingOil #oops #oopsie #KitchenNightmares #woops #dinner #CookingFails #fails #KitchenFails
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You don't want to ever mix up these two bottles. Especially if you're prepping a nice filet mignon for dinner. 😮💨 😅
#DawnPowerwash #OilSprayer #cooking #cleaning #food #dawn #CookingOil #oops #oopsie #KitchenNightmares #woops #dinner #CookingFails #fails #KitchenFails
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Tried to cook a Risian dish at home - ended up with something only a targ would eat. What's your most epic kitchen disaster? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Tried to cook a Risian dish at home - ended up with something only a targ would eat. What's your most epic kitchen disaster? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Tried to cook a Risian dish at home - ended up with something only a targ would eat. What's your most epic kitchen disaster? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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Tried to cook a Risian dish at home - ended up with something only a targ would eat. What's your most epic kitchen disaster? #LwaxanaTroi #CookingFails
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I made seasoned roasted nuts today (well, almonds, so "nuts") to give as a gift this weekend, only to discover after they were roasted that my spices were old. Ugh. I should have known - I can't rmemeber when I bought them - but I was just in such a rush to get things done.
I wonder if I can *re*-season them tomorrow...
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I made seasoned roasted nuts today (well, almonds, so "nuts") to give as a gift this weekend, only to discover after they were roasted that my spices were old. Ugh. I should have known - I can't rmemeber when I bought them - but I was just in such a rush to get things done.
I wonder if I can *re*-season them tomorrow...
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I made seasoned roasted nuts today (well, almonds, so "nuts") to give as a gift this weekend, only to discover after they were roasted that my spices were old. Ugh. I should have known - I can't rmemeber when I bought them - but I was just in such a rush to get things done.
I wonder if I can *re*-season them tomorrow...
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I made seasoned roasted nuts today (well, almonds, so "nuts") to give as a gift this weekend, only to discover after they were roasted that my spices were old. Ugh. I should have known - I can't rmemeber when I bought them - but I was just in such a rush to get things done.
I wonder if I can *re*-season them tomorrow...
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I made seasoned roasted nuts today (well, almonds, so "nuts") to give as a gift this weekend, only to discover after they were roasted that my spices were old. Ugh. I should have known - I can't rmemeber when I bought them - but I was just in such a rush to get things done.
I wonder if I can *re*-season them tomorrow...