#cookieconsent — Public Fediverse posts

🤔 Oh no, the future of AI access has boiled down to the ancient art of cookie consent and #JavaScript enablement. 🚫🔒 Clearly, the real frontier is figuring out how to click "Accept All" before the robots take over. 🤖🍪
https://writing.antonleicht.me/p/cut-off #AIaccess #CookieConsent #FutureOfTech #ClickAcceptAll #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh no, the future of AI access has boiled down to the ancient art of cookie consent and #JavaScript enablement. 🚫🔒 Clearly, the real frontier is figuring out how to click "Accept All" before the robots take over. 🤖🍪
https://writing.antonleicht.me/p/cut-off #AIaccess #CookieConsent #FutureOfTech #ClickAcceptAll #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh no, the future of AI access has boiled down to the ancient art of cookie consent and #JavaScript enablement. 🚫🔒 Clearly, the real frontier is figuring out how to click "Accept All" before the robots take over. 🤖🍪
https://writing.antonleicht.me/p/cut-off #AIaccess #CookieConsent #FutureOfTech #ClickAcceptAll #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh no, the future of AI access has boiled down to the ancient art of cookie consent and #JavaScript enablement. 🚫🔒 Clearly, the real frontier is figuring out how to click "Accept All" before the robots take over. 🤖🍪
https://writing.antonleicht.me/p/cut-off #AIaccess #CookieConsent #FutureOfTech #ClickAcceptAll #HackerNews #ngated

🤔 Oh no, the future of AI access has boiled down to the ancient art of cookie consent and #JavaScript enablement. 🚫🔒 Clearly, the real frontier is figuring out how to click "Accept All" before the robots take over. 🤖🍪
https://writing.antonleicht.me/p/cut-off #AIaccess #CookieConsent #FutureOfTech #ClickAcceptAll #HackerNews #ngated

FYI: GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #Privacy #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #DigitalPrivacy

FYI: GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #Privacy #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #DigitalPrivacy

FYI: GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #Privacy #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #DigitalPrivacy

FYI: GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #Privacy #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #DigitalPrivacy

GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #PrivacyControl #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #EURegulations

GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #PrivacyControl #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #EURegulations

GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #PrivacyControl #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #EURegulations

GPC could cut EU consent banners - but law must catch up first: A May 2026 study finds Global Privacy Control can partly reduce EU cookie consent banners, but regulators must first clarify how the GPC signal maps to GDPR. https://ppc.land/gpc-could-cut-eu-consent-banners-but-law-must-catch-up-first/ #PrivacyControl #GDPR #CookieConsent #DataProtection #EURegulations

✨Ah, the UAE—where #diplomacy is just a #JavaScript toggle away! 🍪🙄 Apparently, world-changing geopolitical strategies now require cookie consent. Who knew #peace in the Middle East could hinge on browser settings? 😂🌍
https://www.economist.com/leaders/2026/04/30/the-uae-doubles-down-on-israel-and-america #UAE #CookieConsent #MiddleEast #Humor #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh wow, an article trying to explain why SWE-bench Verified doesn't measure cutting-edge coding skills, but all it tells you is to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. Groundbreaking insight! 🧠✨ Clearly, the future of coding depends on cookie consent. 🍪💡
https://openai.com/index/why-we-no-longer-evaluate-swe-bench-verified/ #SWEbench #CookieConsent #CodingSkills #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh wow, an article trying to explain why SWE-bench Verified doesn't measure cutting-edge coding skills, but all it tells you is to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. Groundbreaking insight! 🧠✨ Clearly, the future of coding depends on cookie consent. 🍪💡
https://openai.com/index/why-we-no-longer-evaluate-swe-bench-verified/ #SWEbench #CookieConsent #CodingSkills #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh wow, an article trying to explain why SWE-bench Verified doesn't measure cutting-edge coding skills, but all it tells you is to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. Groundbreaking insight! 🧠✨ Clearly, the future of coding depends on cookie consent. 🍪💡
https://openai.com/index/why-we-no-longer-evaluate-swe-bench-verified/ #SWEbench #CookieConsent #CodingSkills #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh wow, an article trying to explain why SWE-bench Verified doesn't measure cutting-edge coding skills, but all it tells you is to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. Groundbreaking insight! 🧠✨ Clearly, the future of coding depends on cookie consent. 🍪💡
https://openai.com/index/why-we-no-longer-evaluate-swe-bench-verified/ #SWEbench #CookieConsent #CodingSkills #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated

🍪🔒 Oh wow, an article trying to explain why SWE-bench Verified doesn't measure cutting-edge coding skills, but all it tells you is to enable #JavaScript and #cookies. Groundbreaking insight! 🧠✨ Clearly, the future of coding depends on cookie consent. 🍪💡
https://openai.com/index/why-we-no-longer-evaluate-swe-bench-verified/ #SWEbench #CookieConsent #CodingSkills #GroundbreakingInsight #HackerNews #ngated

🍔💸 Oh, the irony! A deep dive into America's wealth-induced malaise gets thwarted by a cookie consent pop-up. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Clearly, existential despair is just one browser update away from resolution. 🙃
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/if-americas-so-rich-howd-it-get-so #wealthmalaise #cookieconsent #irony #existentialdespair #browserupdate #HackerNews #ngated

🍔💸 Oh, the irony! A deep dive into America's wealth-induced malaise gets thwarted by a cookie consent pop-up. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Clearly, existential despair is just one browser update away from resolution. 🙃
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/if-americas-so-rich-howd-it-get-so #wealthmalaise #cookieconsent #irony #existentialdespair #browserupdate #HackerNews #ngated

🍔💸 Oh, the irony! A deep dive into America's wealth-induced malaise gets thwarted by a cookie consent pop-up. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Clearly, existential despair is just one browser update away from resolution. 🙃
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/if-americas-so-rich-howd-it-get-so #wealthmalaise #cookieconsent #irony #existentialdespair #browserupdate #HackerNews #ngated

🍔💸 Oh, the irony! A deep dive into America's wealth-induced malaise gets thwarted by a cookie consent pop-up. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Clearly, existential despair is just one browser update away from resolution. 🙃
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/if-americas-so-rich-howd-it-get-so #wealthmalaise #cookieconsent #irony #existentialdespair #browserupdate #HackerNews #ngated

🍔💸 Oh, the irony! A deep dive into America's wealth-induced malaise gets thwarted by a cookie consent pop-up. 🤦‍♂️🔒 Clearly, existential despair is just one browser update away from resolution. 🙃
https://www.derekthompson.org/p/if-americas-so-rich-howd-it-get-so #wealthmalaise #cookieconsent #irony #existentialdespair #browserupdate #HackerNews #ngated

The web was designed to be #stateless

We've tried to make our site reflect that, as best we can.

We need some data to demonstrate that people are reading what we write. Why else are we writing it?

This is ... not straightforward, in 2026.

But I think we've found a solution to one part of the puzzle. And we don't need #cookies

We don't need #cookieConsent (that is largely a myth, anyway)

https://design.scotentblog.co.uk/no-more-cookies-for-you/

🎉🎂 Hooray, the handheld PC is 29! Now you can reminisce about the glory days of 90s tech on this mind-blowingly exciting #forum, crammed with thrilling #discussions like "Cookie Consent Pop-Up: The Movie" 🍪🎬 and "The Latest Version of Things You'll Never Use." 📅💼
https://www.hpcfactor.com/forums/category-view.asp #handheldPC #nostalgia #90sTech #techhumor #CookieConsent #HackerNews #ngated

French Regulator Fines Vanity Fair Publisher €750,000 for Persistent Cookie Consent Violations https://thecyberexpress.com/french-regulator-fines-vanity-fair/ #FrenchDataProtectionAgency #FrenchDataPrivacy #CyberEssentials #CookieConsent #Regulations #VanityFair #CyberNews #CondéNast #CNIL

🎉🎂 Hooray, the handheld PC is 29! Now you can reminisce about the glory days of 90s tech on this mind-blowingly exciting #forum, crammed with thrilling #discussions like "Cookie Consent Pop-Up: The Movie" 🍪🎬 and "The Latest Version of Things You'll Never Use." 📅💼
https://www.hpcfactor.com/forums/category-view.asp #handheldPC #nostalgia #90sTech #techhumor #CookieConsent #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🎂 Hooray, the handheld PC is 29! Now you can reminisce about the glory days of 90s tech on this mind-blowingly exciting #forum, crammed with thrilling #discussions like "Cookie Consent Pop-Up: The Movie" 🍪🎬 and "The Latest Version of Things You'll Never Use." 📅💼
https://www.hpcfactor.com/forums/category-view.asp #handheldPC #nostalgia #90sTech #techhumor #CookieConsent #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🎂 Hooray, the handheld PC is 29! Now you can reminisce about the glory days of 90s tech on this mind-blowingly exciting #forum, crammed with thrilling #discussions like "Cookie Consent Pop-Up: The Movie" 🍪🎬 and "The Latest Version of Things You'll Never Use." 📅💼
https://www.hpcfactor.com/forums/category-view.asp #handheldPC #nostalgia #90sTech #techhumor #CookieConsent #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that if you don't have #JavaScript or cookies, you can't identify unrecognized Covid-19 deaths! 🤯 Clearly, this is a cutting-edge machine learning technique that requires more cookie consent than actual coding. 🍪🔍
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.aef5697 #Covid19 #MachineLearning #CookieConsent #TechRevolution #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the cutting-edge journalism of our era: requiring #JavaScript and cookie consent to read about a tragedy. 💀 Clearly, nothing says "serious reporting" like a tech hurdle before unveiling grave matters. 🙄
https://today.lorientlejour.com/article/1502922/names-and-faces-of-those-killed-by-israel-in-its-april-8-massacre.html #cuttingEdgeJournalism #techHurdles #cookieConsent #seriousReporting #modernTragedy #HackerNews #ngated

In the most riveting #showdown since the invention of sliced bread, our fearless trio—Vim, #Emacs, and Claude—battle it out in the arena of "Enable JavaScript" notifications. 🤦‍♂️ Spoiler alert: the real winner is the cookie consent banner, which steals the show with a cameo no one wanted. 🍪✨
https://blog.calif.io/p/mad-bugs-vim-vs-emacs-vs-claude #Vim #JavaScript #CookieConsent #HackerNews #ngated

🔍🛳️ Oh no, wealthy nations' tankers on fire because of alleged underwater drone strike! Quick, distract everyone with a cookie consent pop-up while Lloyds List flexes its business titles like they're going out of style. 🍪🚀
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156592/US--and-Greek-owned-tankers-ablaze-after-Iran-claims-underwater-drone-strike-in-Iraqi-waters #wealthyNations #underwaterDroneStrike #tankerFire #LloydsList #cookieConsent #distraction #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the eternal wisdom of the fortune cookie factory behind Lloyds List 🥠—shocking revelation: the experts might be wrong! 🚨 Meanwhile, they spice it up with a hearty serving of cookie consent warnings because who doesn't enjoy a side of internet bureaucracy with their maritime panic? 🍪💻
https://www.lloydslist.com/LL1156532/They-all-said-Hormuz-closure-would-be-brief-What-if-they-were-wrong #fortuneCookies #maritimePanic #cookieConsent #internetBureaucracy #LloydsList #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the tech world mourns as another giant icon is gone—wait, no, just a cookie notice asking us to enable #JavaScript. 🍪🔄 Because apparently, reading about a legend requires the same effort as decoding a Da Vinci cipher. 🤦‍♂️📜
https://blog.adafruit.com/2026/03/04/pagemaker-and-aldus-founder-pioneer-paul-brainerd-1947-2026/ #technews #cookieconsent #legends #humor #coding #HackerNews #ngated

We Care About Your Privacy

We and our 716 partners store and access personal data, like browsing data or unique identifiers, on your device.

Of course you do :neocat_baa: , every single one of you 716 fuckers.

#Privacy #CookieBanners #CookieConsent #enshittification

🎉 Congratulations to Kansai Airport for achieving the unimaginable feat of *not losing luggage* for 30 years! 🧳 Meanwhile, readers are treated to an intimate relationship with their ad blocker as they wrestle with cookie consent pop-ups more aggressively than airport security. 🍪✈️
https://japannews.yomiuri.co.jp/features/japan-focus/20241228-229891/ #KansaiAirport #LuggageSuccess #CookieConsent #AdBlocker #AirportSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

RE: https://social.bund.de/@bmftr_bund/115972879904221887

Hat das schon mal jemand von Euch getestet? 🤔

#Cookies #CookieConsent

📝 Ah, the classic "Statement by a bunch of European countries" that boils down to cookie consent #jargon. 🤓🍪 They've mastered the art of saying everything and nothing at the same time, all while pretending to care about your data privacy as they track you with #Matomo. 🌍🔍
https://www.bundesregierung.de/breg-de/aktuelles/statement-by-denmark-finland-france-germany-the-netherlands-norway-sweden-and-the-united-kingdom-2403016 #cookieconsent #dataprivacy #Europe #tracking #HackerNews #ngated

New blog post: Would you like a cookie?

Outside of my area of expertise but hopefully interesting nonetheless

https://blog.rubenwardy.com/2026/01/15/cookie-consent/

#Privacy #GDPR #DigitalOmnibus #CookieConsent

🧐 Ah, the groundbreaking revelation that cookie consent banners are as useful as a chocolate teapot! 🍪 Apparently, if we just wish hard enough, privacy concerns will vanish and our digital footprints will become invisible. 🚀 Next up: why privacy policies are just bedtime stories for data! 📜😆
https://block81.com/blog/why-most-websites-dont-actually-need-cookie-consent-banners #cookieconsent #digitalprivacy #dataethics #techhumor #privacyconcerns #HackerNews #ngated

Most websites don't need cookie consent banners

https://block81.com/blog/why-most-websites-dont-actually-need-cookie-consent-banners

#HackerNews #cookieconsent #cookies #webdevelopment #privacy #onlineprivacy #userexperience

🍪🤦 "Privacy is dead, long live anonymity!" they declare, while holding your digital hand through the grand labyrinth of cookie consent and JavaScript hoops. Because nothing screams 'anonymity' like begging your browser for permission to load a page! 🚪🔐
https://servury.com/blog/privacy-is-marketing-anonymity-is-architecture/ #Privacy #Anonymity #DigitalRights #CookieConsent #BrowserSecurity #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, the revolutionary concept of "Turning Pointy Sticks Into Clothing" is now locked behind the impenetrable fortress of #JavaScript and cookie consent! 🔒 Who knew knitters needed a degree in web development to access grandma's secrets? 🤦‍♂️🧶
https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3746059.3747759 #TurningPointySticks #Clothing #CookieConsent #KnittingSecrets #WebDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

🔥Spoiler alert: In 2025, being a Linux guru will make you a mythical unicorn in high demand! 🦄 Or, just another cog in the wheel of cookie-laden job portals. 🍪 Good luck navigating your "career" through the cookie consent labyrinth. 🙄
https://www.linuxcareers.com/resources/blog/2025/11/linux-career-opportunities-in-2025-skills-in-high-demand/ #LinuxGuru #Career2025 #JobMarket #CookieConsent #UnicornJobs #HackerNews #ngated

😂💻 In a thrilling installment of "Fear the Machines," Fast Company insists #AI is sneaking through your digital drawers while politely reminding you to disable ad blockers so they can sneak through your wallet. 🙄📉 Because who needs #privacy when you have targeted ads and cookie consent pop-ups? 🍪💸
https://www.fastcompany.com/91435189/ai-privacy-openai-tracking-apps #DigitalAds #CookieConsent #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated

Microsoft Clarity enforces final cookie consent deadline starting now: Microsoft Clarity begins final enforcement of cookie consent requirements for European traffic on October 31, 2025, affecting analytics features. https://ppc.land/microsoft-clarity-enforces-final-cookie-consent-deadline-starting-now/ #MicrosoftClarity #CookieConsent #PrivacyRegulations #DigitalMarketing #Analytics

🚨 Breaking: Developer receives *horrifying* email from user unable to close a cookie consent popup. 😱 The digital equivalent of finding a spider in your bathtub, except it's just a confused user who can't internet. Truly spine-chilling stuff, Takuya. 🙄
https://www.devas.life/the-scariest-user-support-email-ive-ever-received/ #BreakingNews #UserExperience #CookieConsent #DeveloperLife #DigitalDilemma #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the future of shopping: enabling "instant" checkout by... waiting for #JavaScript and cookies to "continue"? 🎉 Because nothing says cutting-edge technology like the relentless pursuit of cookie consent pop-ups. 🍪✨
https://chatgpt.com/merchants #futureofshopping #instantcheckout #cookieconsent #techtrends #HackerNews #ngated