#cookers — Public Fediverse posts
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@GossiTheDog Given their literacy rates I doubt whether half the population would even notice.
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@GossiTheDog Given their literacy rates I doubt whether half the population would even notice.
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I wonder how many of the idiots turning their phones off because of the AusAlert test, are the same people who complained they couldn't use their phone during the bushfire and floods?
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I wonder how many of the idiots turning their phones off because of the AusAlert test, are the same people who complained they couldn't use their phone during the bushfire and floods?
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Those who keep a wary eye on New Zealand's cooker community should note that twisted conspiracist Billy Te Kahika is in hospital following a heart attack.
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Those who keep a wary eye on New Zealand's cooker community should note that twisted conspiracist Billy Te Kahika is in hospital following a heart attack.
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@MissGayle
There is no denying that the #tRumpAdminstration is a pack of #Fascists and that #TechBros billiionaires are #Rich #Cookers. But they neither get on the battlefield nor win any wars. The Pentagon top brass may be contaminated by #numpties and #politicalAppointees but it is in no way compromised (there’s just too many good staff officers in there - most don’t fight at the sharp end). Add to those facts that the majority of the US MIlitary is made up of coloured Merikans including field officers relatively well trained — though not as well as Australian diggers are, I’d contest — and battle experienced, nothing I’ve said in my comment is dismissed.I am not an apologist for the US — never have been, least of all when serving in the ADF — but I recognise that the industrial base, materiel heft and manpower of the US mililtary and its allies combined will take more than China to take it on with but a hope to win any war. BTW, the US military is not as ‘outdated’ as you might think. Furthermore, the US military industrial complex can turn on a six pence whenever new war fighting technology is concerned - at least that has been the case since 1941 and nothing recent has changed about that.
From what you say in your toots, you sound more anti-trump administration, anti billionaires and anti techbros than anti-US per se. I remain convinced that the US will survive that crazy bunch, even as it is changed by them.
Another loog toot. I just can’t help myself. Apologies for that.
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@MissGayle
There is no denying that the #tRumpAdminstration is a pack of #Fascists and that #TechBros billiionaires are #Rich #Cookers. But they neither get on the battlefield nor win any wars. The Pentagon top brass may be contaminated by #numpties and #politicalAppointees but it is in no way compromised (there’s just too many good staff officers in there - most don’t fight at the sharp end). Add to those facts that the majority of the US MIlitary is made up of coloured Merikans including field officers relatively well trained — though not as well as Australian diggers are, I’d contest — and battle experienced, nothing I’ve said in my comment is dismissed.I am not an apologist for the US — never have been, least of all when serving in the ADF — but I recognise that the industrial base, materiel heft and manpower of the US mililtary and its allies combined will take more than China to take it on with but a hope to win any war. BTW, the US military is not as ‘outdated’ as you might think. Furthermore, the US military industrial complex can turn on a six pence whenever new war fighting technology is concerned - at least that has been the case since 1941 and nothing recent has changed about that.
From what you say in your toots, you sound more anti-trump administration, anti billionaires and anti techbros than anti-US per se. I remain convinced that the US will survive that crazy bunch, even as it is changed by them.
Another loog toot. I just can’t help myself. Apologies for that.
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And now for some rare good news... 🥂 :solidarity: #RWNJ #cookers #crackpots #conspiracytheorists #nutters
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/24/candace-owens-tour-cancelled-australia-no-ticket-refunds-ntwnfb -
And now for some rare good news... 🥂 :solidarity: #RWNJ #cookers #crackpots #conspiracytheorists #nutters
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/may/24/candace-owens-tour-cancelled-australia-no-ticket-refunds-ntwnfb -
CW: NZ - SovCit defends herself in court
Riiria Tatana owned a fresh juice company in the Hawkes Bay, but she refused to register under the Food Act, claiming that MPI had no jurisdiction as she operated under "God's law."
The court hasn't seen it that way.
Tatana is defending herself (!) and on the stand, she accused the Judge of "treason", threatened to sue the Crown for "$134 trillion” and made this sweeping statement.
“The Crown is null and void and has no jurisdiction over the people of Aotearoa.”
Just another sad sovereign citizen wasting court time.
The Judge has reserved her decision.
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CW: NZ - SovCit defends herself in court
Riiria Tatana owned a fresh juice company in the Hawkes Bay, but she refused to register under the Food Act, claiming that MPI had no jurisdiction as she operated under "God's law."
The court hasn't seen it that way.
Tatana is defending herself (!) and on the stand, she accused the Judge of "treason", threatened to sue the Crown for "$134 trillion” and made this sweeping statement.
“The Crown is null and void and has no jurisdiction over the people of Aotearoa.”
Just another sad sovereign citizen wasting court time.
The Judge has reserved her decision.
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CW: NZ - Sovereign citizens and guns
The NZ Police manual has been updated. In future, officers who encounter sovereign citizens and learn they hold a firearms licence are to refer the individuals to the Firearms Safety Authority for review.
Furthermore, "... where an officer suspects an individual represents a security threat, they should contact the National Security Group at the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet."
The days of treating cookers as harmless cranks are ending.
https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/04/29/sovereign-citizens-firearms-licences-should-be-reviewed-police/
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CW: NZ - Sovereign citizens and guns
The NZ Police manual has been updated. In future, officers who encounter sovereign citizens and learn they hold a firearms licence are to refer the individuals to the Firearms Safety Authority for review.
Furthermore, "... where an officer suspects an individual represents a security threat, they should contact the National Security Group at the Department of the Prime Minister and Cabinet."
The days of treating cookers as harmless cranks are ending.
https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/04/29/sovereign-citizens-firearms-licences-should-be-reviewed-police/
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Reservoir RSL makes a statement
#ausnews #vicnews #police #vkc #ANZAC #nsn #ffa #monicasmit #becfreedom #cookers #vandals #vicpol #RSL #crime #vandalism #graffitti #court -
CW: All Black captain comes out as a cooker
How to blot your copybook and shit all over your reputation in one easy move.
All Blacks traditionally tend to vote National. However former AB captain Taine Randell has been selected as the Tukituki (Hawke’s Bay) candidate for NZ First. The seat is currently held by National.
Imagine deciding to run for parliament and concluding that Winston and Shane provided the best alignment to your values.
Fuck that guy!
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/taine-randell-candidate-nz-first-report
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CW: All Black captain comes out as a cooker
How to blot your copybook and shit all over your reputation in one easy move.
All Blacks traditionally tend to vote National. However former AB captain Taine Randell has been selected as the Tukituki (Hawke’s Bay) candidate for NZ First. The seat is currently held by National.
Imagine deciding to run for parliament and concluding that Winston and Shane provided the best alignment to your values.
Fuck that guy!
https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/taine-randell-candidate-nz-first-report
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March for Australia 3: A poisoned well
You'd think Marching for #Australia would be very popular on the National Day of #Racism, 26 January. But it was not. Here, I have taken the time to consider why. --- the old video you can't see in Australia unless you pop a free VPN on first: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eq9Qlr9Q62Mvia @tomtanuki #tomtanuki
#video #youtube #ausgov #auspol #tasgov #taspol #politas #oppression #repression #fascism #rightwing #farright #cookers #nazis #neonazis -
March for Australia 3: A poisoned well
You'd think Marching for #Australia would be very popular on the National Day of #Racism, 26 January. But it was not. Here, I have taken the time to consider why. --- the old video you can't see in Australia unless you pop a free VPN on first: https://youtube.com/watch?v=eq9Qlr9Q62Mvia @tomtanuki #tomtanuki
#video #youtube #ausgov #auspol #tasgov #taspol #politas #oppression #repression #fascism #rightwing #farright #cookers #nazis #neonazis -
@mlanger
Yes, propane! Most #narrowboats have #propane #cookers. It can also be used for #heating. Alde is probably the leading brand for producing #propane boilers for boats that will run radiators as a #domestic #boiler will.#Diesel #heaters are also popular. Eberspacher and Webasto being the main brands though many fit very competitively priced Chinese units, but I read somewhere that they are not approved for marine use and should they start a fire insurance would be invalid.
A few #liveaboard boaters have larger Aga or Rayburn oil or solid fuel fired cookers that will also drive radiators
I referred to #cooker rather than #stove deliberately. Almost all privately owned narrow boats have small traditional style #solidfuel
(wood/coal) stoves fitted. On 19th century #boats theses would have been used both for heating and cooking. On modern boats they are usually stand alone heaters in the saloon, but some will be fitted with boilers and drive radiators elsewhere on the boat. -
@mlanger
Yes, propane! Most #narrowboats have #propane #cookers. It can also be used for #heating. Alde is probably the leading brand for producing #propane boilers for boats that will run radiators as a #domestic #boiler will.#Diesel #heaters are also popular. Eberspacher and Webasto being the main brands though many fit very competitively priced Chinese units, but I read somewhere that they are not approved for marine use and should they start a fire insurance would be invalid.
A few #liveaboard boaters have larger Aga or Rayburn oil or solid fuel fired cookers that will also drive radiators
I referred to #cooker rather than #stove deliberately. Almost all privately owned narrow boats have small traditional style #solidfuel
(wood/coal) stoves fitted. On 19th century #boats theses would have been used both for heating and cooking. On modern boats they are usually stand alone heaters in the saloon, but some will be fitted with boilers and drive radiators elsewhere on the boat. -
Join us tonight at 9pm pacific on #Twitch for #Conspiracy #Bingo!
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‘Fluoride Disconnects One from God': Inside the Weekly Call With RFK Jr.'s MAHA Hype Squad
A growing weekly call gives insight into RFK Jr.'s biggest allies, showcasing how a fringe movement now holds legitimate power.
https://www.notus.org/health-science/maha-weekly-call-rfk
#USPol #News #MAHA #RFKJnr #Grifters #Antivaxx #AntiVaccination #Cookers
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‘Fluoride Disconnects One from God': Inside the Weekly Call With RFK Jr.'s MAHA Hype Squad
A growing weekly call gives insight into RFK Jr.'s biggest allies, showcasing how a fringe movement now holds legitimate power.
https://www.notus.org/health-science/maha-weekly-call-rfk
#USPol #News #MAHA #RFKJnr #Grifters #Antivaxx #AntiVaccination #Cookers
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More than 100 guns seized in police raids on sovereign citizens
Good. These people are dangerous.
#News #Gunlaws #cookers #Sovcit #sovereigncitizen #Guns #WesternAustralia
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More than 100 guns seized in police raids on sovereign citizens
Good. These people are dangerous.
#News #Gunlaws #cookers #Sovcit #sovereigncitizen #Guns #WesternAustralia
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It's been a great day for #contrails. I've been watching the flight paths and thinking, the #cookers will be in meltdown mode 🤔
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Anti-vaccine groups melt down over RFK Jr. linking autism to Tylenol
"THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL" Kennedy's anti-vaccine group retweeted.
Aww the idiots are fighting amongst themselves
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Anti-vaccine groups melt down over RFK Jr. linking autism to Tylenol
"THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL" Kennedy's anti-vaccine group retweeted.
Aww the idiots are fighting amongst themselves
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Story time. I don't think I've told this here before.
I used to live near a collection of fast food restaurants. Close enough that the restaurants' patrons could detect the WiFi signal from our router.
For S&Gs when I first set up the router, I set the WiFi SSID to 'Police Surveillance Drone'. I thought it was a bit of fun. It was only many years later that I discovered it had an unintended effect.
The cookers, that used to frequent the restaurants, freaked out when they discovered a police surveillance drone always hovering overhead. They thought it was legit . Many stopped going there.
Fun times.
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Story time. I don't think I've told this here before.
I used to live near a collection of fast food restaurants. Close enough that the restaurants' patrons could detect the WiFi signal from our router.
For S&Gs when I first set up the router, I set the WiFi SSID to 'Police Surveillance Drone'. I thought it was a bit of fun. It was only many years later that I discovered it had an unintended effect.
The cookers, that used to frequent the restaurants, freaked out when they discovered a police surveillance drone always hovering overhead. They thought it was legit . Many stopped going there.
Fun times.
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Obscurantism is definitely on the march (alongside actual Nazis). But here's a little reminder of the good old days that anti-vax wingnuts are salivating for... #vaccination #vax #polio #australia #cookers https://pursuit.unimelb.edu.au/articles/remembering-australia-s-polio-scourge
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Obscurantism is definitely on the march (alongside actual Nazis). But here's a little reminder of the good old days that anti-vax wingnuts are salivating for... #vaccination #vax #polio #australia #cookers https://pursuit.unimelb.edu.au/articles/remembering-australia-s-polio-scourge
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Cookers and right-wing media are melting down over Dan Andrews visiting China to mark Japan's WWII defeat.
History check: China was an Ally. Its resistance helped stop Japan from invading Australia.
Andrews showing respect where it's due. Facts > vibes.#auspol #DanAndrews #WWII #China #Cookers #HistoryMatters #victoria #educationstate
https://amp.9news.com.au/article/36cfb33f-7970-4586-92c1-823e26905205 -
Cookers and right-wing media are melting down over Dan Andrews visiting China to mark Japan's WWII defeat.
History check: China was an Ally. Its resistance helped stop Japan from invading Australia.
Andrews showing respect where it's due. Facts > vibes.#auspol #DanAndrews #WWII #China #Cookers #HistoryMatters #victoria #educationstate
https://amp.9news.com.au/article/36cfb33f-7970-4586-92c1-823e26905205 -
Jacinda Ardern, Chris Hipkins, Grant Robertson and Ayesha Verrall have all declined to appear before the second section of the Covid enquiry.
As this part of the "enquiry" is merely a performative piece designed to placate Winnie's cookers, that sounds like a fair call.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360790279/ardern-declines-request-appear-covid-inquiry
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Jacinda Ardern, Chris Hipkins, Grant Robertson and Ayesha Verrall have all declined to appear before the second section of the Covid enquiry.
As this part of the "enquiry" is merely a performative piece designed to placate Winnie's cookers, that sounds like a fair call.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360790279/ardern-declines-request-appear-covid-inquiry
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CW: Invercargill mayoralty - a most unsuited candidate
It's cooker time in Invercargill. While the position of mayor usually attracts a varied bunch of candidates, a certain Gordon McCrone stands out this time as a blatant and unashamed fantasist. McCrone's web site is a damming record of one man's amassed insanity.*
It seems Police and doctors are all out to get McCrone. "My Criminal Lawyer says it will cost $30,000 and take 2 years to put the Entire Wellington Police Department in Prison." Only thirty grand? I'm sure most people would expect to pay at least twice that amount to depose an entire force.
He claims an "effective PhD" in sociology and criminology and aborigine life". Not a real PhD then. But it gets weirder.
McCrone apparently advises President Joe Biden on "internal and external affairs." Uh-huh.
Then there's this: "At the age of 7, I discovered I was a pedophile..."
He claims that due to pain he can "barely do 1 minute of masturbating instead of hours non stop..."
More worryingly, he calls himself "an unregistered, self-appointed child sex psychologist."
That's enough. This man is actually standing for the mayoralty. God save us all.
https://www.odt.co.nz/southland/candidate-urged-quit-mayoral-race
* I won't link to his site
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CW: Invercargill mayoralty - a most unsuited candidate
It's cooker time in Invercargill. While the position of mayor usually attracts a varied bunch of candidates, a certain Gordon McCrone stands out this time as a blatant and unashamed fantasist. McCrone's web site is a damming record of one man's amassed insanity.*
It seems Police and doctors are all out to get McCrone. "My Criminal Lawyer says it will cost $30,000 and take 2 years to put the Entire Wellington Police Department in Prison." Only thirty grand? I'm sure most people would expect to pay at least twice that amount to depose an entire force.
He claims an "effective PhD" in sociology and criminology and aborigine life". Not a real PhD then. But it gets weirder.
McCrone apparently advises President Joe Biden on "internal and external affairs." Uh-huh.
Then there's this: "At the age of 7, I discovered I was a pedophile..."
He claims that due to pain he can "barely do 1 minute of masturbating instead of hours non stop..."
More worryingly, he calls himself "an unregistered, self-appointed child sex psychologist."
That's enough. This man is actually standing for the mayoralty. God save us all.
https://www.odt.co.nz/southland/candidate-urged-quit-mayoral-race
* I won't link to his site
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This is an excellent piece from Charlie Mitchell.
Voices for Freedom is still planning a cooker takeover of local councils, but this time they're doing it on the quiet. Because we don't want to scare the punters with our dumb conspiracy theories, do we.
VFF is still anti-science and pushes lies about climate change, sex education, gender ideology and even (checks) 'managed retreat' -- VFF think the “climate agenda” is a plot to seize property.
These people are not deep thinkers.
Research your local election candidates well. Let's keep the cookers from screwing up our local councils.
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This is an excellent piece from Charlie Mitchell.
Voices for Freedom is still planning a cooker takeover of local councils, but this time they're doing it on the quiet. Because we don't want to scare the punters with our dumb conspiracy theories, do we.
VFF is still anti-science and pushes lies about climate change, sex education, gender ideology and even (checks) 'managed retreat' -- VFF think the “climate agenda” is a plot to seize property.
These people are not deep thinkers.
Research your local election candidates well. Let's keep the cookers from screwing up our local councils.
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For the first time ever a NZ social worker has been disciplined over a Covid-19 issue. In 2021 while the virus was raging, Dr Jacquelyn Elkington issued fake "vaccine exemptions" while not qualified to do so.
She lied repeatedly when trying to renew her practising certificate, refused to provide information to the enquiry and (cooker alert) cited Billy Te Kahika in her defence.
"In 2022, Dr Elkington ran for the Whakatāne mayoralty and posted online at the time her various theories, which included that the Covid-19 vaccination caused monkeypox."
She came sixth out of seven.
Suspended for 12 months, censured and ordered to pay costs of more than $13,000.
Amazingly, she's listed on the University of Otago’s website as a senior lecturer hauora Māori.
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NZ Covid Enquiry -- Part 2: the Cooker Perspective
Echoing views expressed here, Chris Hipkins says the 2nd part of the Covid-19 inquiry has been deliberately constructed to platform people with “conspiracy theorist views”.
Of course it has. This is NZ First's 'appease the cookers cos they vote for us' separate enquiry with little connection to reality. Hipkins again.
“So I think that the terms of reference have been deliberately constructed to achieve a particular outcome, particularly around providing a platform for those who have conspiracy theorist views."
“That seems to have been specifically written into the terms of reference that they get maximum airtime.”
