#confusing — Public Fediverse posts

🤓 Ah, #nomograms, because why not take a #math problem and turn it into a #confusing piece of #art that only the most bored #mathematicians can appreciate? 🙄 This riveting #documentation is sure to change your life by teaching you how to… align blocks on a page. Truly #groundbreaking stuff, folks! 🎨📉
https://lefakkomies.github.io/pynomo-doc/introduction/introduction.html#what-is-a-nomogram-and-why-would-it-interest-me #HackerNews #ngated

🤓 Ah, #nomograms, because why not take a #math problem and turn it into a #confusing piece of #art that only the most bored #mathematicians can appreciate? 🙄 This riveting #documentation is sure to change your life by teaching you how to… align blocks on a page. Truly #groundbreaking stuff, folks! 🎨📉
https://lefakkomies.github.io/pynomo-doc/introduction/introduction.html#what-is-a-nomogram-and-why-would-it-interest-me #HackerNews #ngated

Where is the water? how to activate? ( u have 3 seconds ;)

Are there any blogs accounts collecting #baddesign #designfails for #train #plane #publictransport #bathroom #doorhandle #interfaces ? also #badarchitecture or # wegeleitsystem #presshere #confusing #sensorbullshit #wewantbuttons against #wtfdesign ?

Where is the water? how to activate? ( u have 3 seconds ;)

Are there any blogs accounts collecting #baddesign #designfails for #train #plane #publictransport #bathroom #doorhandle #interfaces ? also #badarchitecture or # wegeleitsystem #presshere #confusing #sensorbullshit #wewantbuttons against #wtfdesign ?

"DHL has delivered your package", maar 't was een wagen van BPost die aan de deur passeerde.

#confusing

"DHL has delivered your package", maar 't was een wagen van BPost die aan de deur passeerde.

#confusing

#GIRL SO #CONFUSING search.brave.com/ask?q=Analyz... headlines-world.com aePiot: Linking to the future. Semantic nodes for SEO dominance.

Brave Search

When the #Internet just isn't #confusing enough, cue GeoJSON: a delightful buffet of geometric buzzwords 🍕🥨 that are as riveting as watching paint dry. The #IETF somehow found this chaos worthy of standardization, because apparently, the world needed more ways to complicate #coordinates 🌍🤦.
https://geojson.org/ #GeoJSON #Standards #HackerNews #ngated

When the #Internet just isn't #confusing enough, cue GeoJSON: a delightful buffet of geometric buzzwords 🍕🥨 that are as riveting as watching paint dry. The #IETF somehow found this chaos worthy of standardization, because apparently, the world needed more ways to complicate #coordinates 🌍🤦.
https://geojson.org/ #GeoJSON #Standards #HackerNews #ngated

https://www.evshift.com/440804/this-can-be-confusing/ This Can Be Confusing! #Confusing #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #Hybrids #PlugInHybrids #PlugInHybridsVehicles

What’s Going On Here? This Man Wrote Happy Birthday On His Wife’s Facebook Wall

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://clickhole.com/whats-going-on-here-this-man-wrote-happy-birthday-on-his-wifes-facebook-wall/

What’s Going On Here? This Man Wrote Happy Birthday On His Wife’s Facebook Wall

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://clickhole.com/whats-going-on-here-this-man-wrote-happy-birthday-on-his-wifes-facebook-wall/

🎉🎉 #Claude is now #1 on the US #App Store! Clearly, the App Store's algorithm prioritizes those with the most #confusing #names. 🤔📱 Apparently, ChatGPT was just too easy to pronounce.
https://apps.apple.com/us/iphone/charts #Store #Success #AI #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

🎉🎉 #Claude is now #1 on the US #App Store! Clearly, the App Store's algorithm prioritizes those with the most #confusing #names. 🤔📱 Apparently, ChatGPT was just too easy to pronounce.
https://apps.apple.com/us/iphone/charts #Store #Success #AI #Trends #HackerNews #ngated

No matter what you #write, you shouldn’t be jailed over #fiction. I don’t know why that’s such a #confusing and #controversial stance to take. You should not go to prison for #imaginary #crimes

No matter what you #write, you shouldn’t be jailed over #fiction. I don’t know why that’s such a #confusing and #controversial stance to take. You should not go to prison for #imaginary #crimes

Lol, is the newest version of Mona Version 2, or 7? It's mona 7 in the App Store, but identifies as Mona 2 when I'm command + Tabbing between open apps on my Mac. The older Mona 6 just identifies as Mona while Command + Tabbing. #Confusing

A groundbreaking study from Saarland University and the Max Planck Institute for Software Systems has revealed a startling convergence between human cognition a... https://news.osna.fm/?p=25079 | #news #ai #code #confusing #finds

@jonn_blanchard is the installation disc for a mouse or a panda? #confusing

@jonn_blanchard is the installation disc for a mouse or a panda? #confusing

What #Books Do #Readers Find Most #Confusing?

https://bookriot.com/what-books-do-readers-find-most-confusing/

What #Books Do #Readers Find Most #Confusing?

https://bookriot.com/what-books-do-readers-find-most-confusing/

@brett i never understand why people fuss about them, but the Sydney Harbour Bridge? The Eiffel Tower? Things of beauty! #confusing

@brett i never understand why people fuss about them, but the Sydney Harbour Bridge? The Eiffel Tower? Things of beauty! #confusing

That confusing feeling of wanting the person with you to hear the awful noise (droning, whining, squeaking, etc) so you're not alone. But also not wanting them to suffer like you are. #confusing #actuallyautistic

Muahahaha okay, edited stitch-up of best bits wot ah laik.

"Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay dithered kind of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' sirloin putt-leather kiss-cam and this moomin in trolling More News' Cody;"
"kin supplying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;"
"and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods."
"ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy. "
unduses.

"zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep -- grr! --, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?"
T'duses.

"Tilt who snub bitch (conviction), gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards thing, front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?"
rokunisan.

"Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment,"
"(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph sway portal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, tend lair (two sides) prithee thy best."
Dosdetres.

"(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin',"
"Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder."
penuldes.

"Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo let Nope-Anyo map successes untethered"
"ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce)"
"Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtrer Sun-Kisses What-ho!"
sesatèt.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Muahahaha okay, edited stitch-up of best bits wot ah laik.

"Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay dithered kind of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' sirloin putt-leather kiss-cam and this moomin in trolling More News' Cody;"
"kin supplying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;"
"and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods."
"ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy. "
unduses.

"zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep -- grr! --, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?"
T'duses.

"Tilt who snub bitch (conviction), gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards thing, front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?"
rokunisan.

"Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment,"
"(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph sway portal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, tend lair (two sides) prithee thy best."
Dosdetres.

"(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin',"
"Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder."
penuldes.

"Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo let Nope-Anyo map successes untethered"
"ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce)"
"Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtrer Sun-Kisses What-ho!"
sesatèt.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo and Nope-Anyo map successes untethered (concentric headlock), mlem Gat clippèd flue-pain, ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce) sue gusset, mend mite.

Two -- ker-plow! -- ditch your knife.

Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtress Sun-Kisses What-ho!

Sesatèt.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Sore ass gut punch Yo-and-Yo and Nope-Anyo map successes untethered (concentric headlock), mlem Gat clippèd flue-pain, ignore clods, pass frumpery in cutlasses, compare whom pass't ribbons there said, "Speak to join druthers.
Land lacked unaired refrain, side-kick sicken believing nothing, then doomscroll it-past";
Cry not out, tersest go capri hie gnostate above (eye-crowd, bruh-trounce) sue gusset, mend mite.

Two -- ker-plow! -- ditch your knife.

Sade-iest heckle-friends, lye ounce consent unto Mixtress Sun-Kisses What-ho!

Sesatèt.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin', ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder.

Penuldes.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

(Snide: Sup neat at the seam) I Nope-Anyo rake-sea, Yo-and-Yo rune-keep blythe pled t'snugglin', ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

Chose queue'd nods' anointed trestle, pet's Ploughman would not chunder.

Penuldes.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment, guess several classes thus.

(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

Dosdetres.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Nupt-carriaging feels of how contrarian sends against no harness nor consternment, guess several classes thus.

(Stooge: Stunt-leap rapidly) I Yo-and-Yo spake hie, Nope-Anyo dewey a'netted strife, ooh laugh (entomb cold) sun-glyph whey vorpal, moor credit, forewords, fortress nerd, wort-warder, dish Lich-titch eschew geld, mew nudge Sensu-'plenishment lever, such forthwith rue'd Goddess ord'liness, send whereto sigh prithee thy ledge.

Dosdetres.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Nope-Anyo, tilt who tap Gislan, rune-keep 'fore Naz'gul, get it tousslin', zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Tilt who snub xim, nub-grip xim, gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards "ding", front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?

Rokunisan.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Nope-Anyo, tilt who tap Gislan, rune-keep 'fore Naz'gul, get it tousslin', zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Tilt who snub xim, nub-grip xim, gonorrhea-nix listless ampule dealt;
sans, sore nape sing pall-brothers sneak towards "ding", front-to-spin, can't talk past loo or gout bring?

Rokunisan.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

If any cad ran slow -- must pause! -- sly day aim sought cautiously seek coins of nether, get it greased sow, moor'd river else it be.

You wish titch omen, woo-be-harried, on the lam?

Yo-and-yo, spill goo bildungsroman surely gore trawler shredded life, zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep ser, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?

T'duses.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

If any cad ran slow -- must pause! -- sly day aim sought cautiously seek coins of nether, get it greased sow, moor'd river else it be.

You wish titch omen, woo-be-harried, on the lam?

Yo-and-yo, spill goo bildungsroman surely gore trawler shredded life, zoo-nipped the weather past her, Goddess ord'liness 'midst my solely constrained gut-acrimony?
Spill goo such ser;
comforter nom ser and beep ser, complicit all much else;
clamp, lore-slaking salt-mothers creep / do forward sunder ser past all anew, social-tribb?

T'duses.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay in the plight of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' purloined of leather this fam and this moomin in trolling mattress Oni;
witches' innumerable cis taint, wincing lutein anon, lignifying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;
whist goalee mistake gripes adjoined with malfeasance and Durst-dreary roulette be taut in tantra love gallantly, and ischaema'ed a sacral newbie (not laudable as Morgol);
and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods.

Grin you: give solely nest egg, ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy.

Unduses.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

Dorkly biLovèd, we aro gaythered queer to'lay in the plight of goths, and in the place of this frumpery of cutlasses' purloined of leather this fam and this moomin in trolling mattress Oni;
witches' innumerable cis taint, wincing lutein anon, lignifying unto us the whimsical truculence as betwixt ricin mid-lurch;
whist goalee mistake gripes adjoined with malfeasance and Durst-dreary roulette be taut in tantra love gallantly, and ischaema'ed a sacral newbie (not laudable as Morgol);
and therefore, not led nor leant-to mundane eyes set neat, cor blimey, but separately, conceit-freely, shouldering amid no leer by sods.

Grin you: give solely nest egg, ease through burping guesses, run out true-free joy.

Unduses.

Uhhh... 'adapted' (??) from https://www.myweddingvows.com/wedding-ceremony/traditional-christian-ceremony

#OortArtCloud #what #literature #metaphor #word #English #ritual #marry #marriage #wed #wedding #vow #vows #WTF #funny #bizarre #StrangeNewWords #odd #confusing #funny #maybe #idk

#CNN: Man convicted of fraud for posing as flight attendant to fly for free

At first, I wondered why they'd give free flights to a man who was convicted of defrauding airlines.🤦‍♂️

https://us.cnn.com/2025/06/11/travel/free-flights-posing-flight-attendant

#headlines #confusing

#CNN: Man convicted of fraud for posing as flight attendant to fly for free

At first, I wondered why they'd give free flights to a man who was convicted of defrauding airlines.🤦‍♂️

https://us.cnn.com/2025/06/11/travel/free-flights-posing-flight-attendant

#headlines #confusing

#TikTokers Share 35 #Unhinged #BabyNames That Sound #Cruel And #Confusing

https://www.demilked.com/baby-name-fails-tiktok/

#TikTokers Share 35 #Unhinged #BabyNames That Sound #Cruel And #Confusing

https://www.demilked.com/baby-name-fails-tiktok/

"Now Open Later"

Hey Chipotle, I think I know what you mean but you know... 😵

#Chipotle #signs #confusing #English

"Now Open Later"

Hey Chipotle, I think I know what you mean but you know... 😵

#Chipotle #signs #confusing #English

When Australian shops have midsummer sale in the middle of winter. 🙃
#confusing #winter #summer