#commercialcatchphrases — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #commercialcatchphrases, aggregated by home.social.
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Volkswagen - the People's Car, brainchild of a former democratically elected leader of Germany, totally NOT a Swastikar. Burn your Tesla, and buy a Volkswagen today!
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Today's top ten tag trends:
10: #blacklivesmatter
9: #linnemann
8: #douglasadams
7: #GeorgeFloyd
6: #caturday
5: #FotoVorschlag
4: #towelday
3: #SilentSunday
2: #commercialcatchphrases
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#CommercialCatchPhrases YouTube: because shouty Americans need to earn money somehow. #HashtagGames
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Oatly ~ We're Oat milk in the US and Oat Juice in the UK but you get that same taste regardless what they call it where you use it. Sorry for that, but at least you'll live longer.
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Tesla: Le SwastiKKKar(TM)...comes in only one color, terms and conditions may apply
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Non-Dairy Creamer Association: No cows were fondled for this cream.
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Kraft Singles: Legally allowed to call ourselves cheese in most countries
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Ford Pinto: We're safer than a Tesla Cybertruck
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SIGNAL: WE DON'T RECALL
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Windows 95: The First OS with the Y2K bug in its name.
Windows 98: The Second OS with the Y2K bug in its name, brought to you by Microsoft, after 3 years of experience with Windows 95, and hindsight, and a huge budget.
Windows: Plug & Pray!
Windows: Why breathe Free Software when you can breathe Premium Air from a Microsoft Air canister?
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NETFLIX
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Office365: making life miserable for IT admins the world over.
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Discovery Channel: we won’t stop until we’ve filmed every single animal on Earth fucking. #CommercialCatchPhrases #HashtagGames
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Office365: You’re Lucky If It Works For Your Business
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Xfinity: You Won’t Believe It’s Not Low Priced!
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#CommercialCatchPhrases is now trending across Mastodon
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Outback Steakhouse. Not from the Outback, but you can eat out back.
