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  1. Tim Cook is finally 🍎 packing his bags, and we're supposed to feel like this is a loss? 😂 Meanwhile, your #AirPods are still dating your neighbor's phone, #iMessage is slower than dial-up, and #HomeKit is auditioning for a ghosting role. 🎭 It's like Apple traded innovation for comedy gold! 📉
    routerjockey.com/tim-cook-is-l #TimCook #Departure #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

  2. Tim Cook is finally 🍎 packing his bags, and we're supposed to feel like this is a loss? 😂 Meanwhile, your #AirPods are still dating your neighbor's phone, #iMessage is slower than dial-up, and #HomeKit is auditioning for a ghosting role. 🎭 It's like Apple traded innovation for comedy gold! 📉
    routerjockey.com/tim-cook-is-l #TimCook #Departure #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

  3. Tim Cook is finally 🍎 packing his bags, and we're supposed to feel like this is a loss? 😂 Meanwhile, your #AirPods are still dating your neighbor's phone, #iMessage is slower than dial-up, and #HomeKit is auditioning for a ghosting role. 🎭 It's like Apple traded innovation for comedy gold! 📉
    routerjockey.com/tim-cook-is-l #TimCook #Departure #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

  4. Tim Cook is finally 🍎 packing his bags, and we're supposed to feel like this is a loss? 😂 Meanwhile, your #AirPods are still dating your neighbor's phone, #iMessage is slower than dial-up, and #HomeKit is auditioning for a ghosting role. 🎭 It's like Apple traded innovation for comedy gold! 📉
    routerjockey.com/tim-cook-is-l #TimCook #Departure #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

  5. Tim Cook is finally 🍎 packing his bags, and we're supposed to feel like this is a loss? 😂 Meanwhile, your #AirPods are still dating your neighbor's phone, #iMessage is slower than dial-up, and #HomeKit is auditioning for a ghosting role. 🎭 It's like Apple traded innovation for comedy gold! 📉
    routerjockey.com/tim-cook-is-l #TimCook #Departure #ComedyGold #HackerNews #ngated

  6. @Godfrey642
    Hey… not in the Pacific! (My area)
    I reckon a remote Russian island’d be better.

    Glad you extracted that piece from the article to share more widely, it’s the mother lode of comedy gold, or maybe irony gold…

    Another bit that stunned me was the bit about the US bombing Qatari LNG trains that Exxon had 30% stakes in.

    Plus removing sanctions on Russian & Iranian crude oil now that the prices are sky high…

    At this stage it’s hard to tell if it’s worse to have the US as a friend or as an enemy.

    #USPol #Qatar #QatarEnergy #LNG #sanctions #crudeOil #comedyGold

  7. So there’s this dude who thought, “Hey, wouldn’t it be hilarious if I broke INTO jail? 😂” Spoiler: It wasn't. Apparently, Friedmann's thrilling #heist involved some #epic prop comedy—clipboard and bucket, anyone? 🎭 Maybe next time he can try a new act, like, breaking out of jail? 🚪🙄
    newyorker.com/magazine/2026/03 #jailbreak #humor #propcomedy #failsafe #comedygold #HackerNews #ngated