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TFW your professor says during a lecture, "yeah AI is gonna replace you." 💀
#AI #CollegeQuotes

In tragic celebration of the end of spring break, I return with more #CollegeQuotes from students:
“Every day I leave this class more and more confused.”
"Do people normally pass this class?”
“The numbers aren’t numbering.”
“Wanna go study nonexistent material?”
“I have the same exact question, again.”
"lost in the sauce"
And to finish with my roommate's personal favorite, "I'm gonna cry."

#undergrads #university #FML

Professors say the most random things during class. I think an unspoken requirement to be a professor is to be eccentric. For my own entertainment, I record all of the wild things I hear in class. I will share these with you here at #CollegeQuotes
Enjoy

#CollegeQuotes
From various #professors:
"These mice are the Snickers bar of the desert."
"Now we need to massage it until it spits out something we can use."
"Try not to get lost in the sauce."
"I don't want to get too much into the statistics in this statistics class, but..."
"This is why you can't trust computer scientists."
"I'm not going to make a Thanos joke 'cause it's 2022."
"Am I in a relationship with 3.14? Not that I know of. It has to be above 18."
"It's stroopwaffles! I had 75 of these arrive at my office the other day."