#coffeemaking — Public Fediverse posts

Yesterday someone told me they're considering buying a coffee machine with "AI features".

In my head, a little thought bubble popped up, like Homer Simpson when he’s thinking:
- "Machine, make me a coffee."
- "Sure! Here’s your coffee!"

Inside: a mix of coffee, tea, chocolate, gear oil, and leftovers from a 1986 birthday dinner.

- "Machine, this isn’t coffee! It’s disgusting! You've poisoned me!"
- "You’re right. If you'd like, I can give you the number for poison control, or, if it's too late, for a funeral home."

I replied: "Personally, I prefer making my coffee myself."

#CoffeeMaking #Opinions #Hype

Yesterday someone told me they're considering buying a coffee machine with "AI features".

In my head, a little thought bubble popped up, like Homer Simpson when he’s thinking:
- "Machine, make me a coffee."
- "Sure! Here’s your coffee!"

Inside: a mix of coffee, tea, chocolate, gear oil, and leftovers from a 1986 birthday dinner.

- "Machine, this isn’t coffee! It’s disgusting! You've poisoned me!"
- "You’re right. If you'd like, I can give you the number for poison control, or, if it's too late, for a funeral home."

I replied: "Personally, I prefer making my coffee myself."

#CoffeeMaking #Opinions #Hype

Yesterday someone told me they're considering buying a coffee machine with "AI features".

In my head, a little thought bubble popped up, like Homer Simpson when he’s thinking:
- "Machine, make me a coffee."
- "Sure! Here’s your coffee!"

Inside: a mix of coffee, tea, chocolate, gear oil, and leftovers from a 1986 birthday dinner.

- "Machine, this isn’t coffee! It’s disgusting! You've poisoned me!"
- "You’re right. If you'd like, I can give you the number for poison control, or, if it's too late, for a funeral home."

I replied: "Personally, I prefer making my coffee myself."

#CoffeeMaking #Opinions #Hype

Yesterday someone told me they're considering buying a coffee machine with "AI features".

In my head, a little thought bubble popped up, like Homer Simpson when he’s thinking:
- "Machine, make me a coffee."
- "Sure! Here’s your coffee!"

Inside: a mix of coffee, tea, chocolate, gear oil, and leftovers from a 1986 birthday dinner.

- "Machine, this isn’t coffee! It’s disgusting! You've poisoned me!"
- "You’re right. If you'd like, I can give you the number for poison control, or, if it's too late, for a funeral home."

I replied: "Personally, I prefer making my coffee myself."

#CoffeeMaking #Opinions #Hype

Yesterday someone told me they're considering buying a coffee machine with "AI features".

In my head, a little thought bubble popped up, like Homer Simpson when he’s thinking:
- "Machine, make me a coffee."
- "Sure! Here’s your coffee!"

Inside: a mix of coffee, tea, chocolate, gear oil, and leftovers from a 1986 birthday dinner.

- "Machine, this isn’t coffee! It’s disgusting! You've poisoned me!"
- "You’re right. If you'd like, I can give you the number for poison control, or, if it's too late, for a funeral home."

I replied: "Personally, I prefer making my coffee myself."

#CoffeeMaking #Opinions #Hype

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #QuiteCloudy... In #TheOutside... #InTheCloud...

We've #Finished the #ThisLife #BingeWatch; the #ThisLifeRevisited+10 should have had #MoreJaneAusten in #IT...

#JustSaying... #IT's #Probably #TooLate to #DoAnything about #IT #Now; we've #AlreadyWatchedIT...

#IT's been #GoodFun and #JustPerfect for #SufferingSlightlyWithABackPain while #BeingRetired in a #GoingBackToBed #KindOfMood...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #VeryAttentive with the #CoffeeMaking and #TheBringingOfBiscuits...

#TheBFF has #TakenCharge of #TheKitchen and #EverythingIsStillBon...

#AsYouWere... #IT's #NotNews; #WeToldYouSo...

🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :fediverse:​🦹:PirateBadge:​🦄​:PirateBadge:​🦹:fediverse:

#BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean

I switched from a simple coffee scale taking AAA batteries (from Aliexpress) to a more expensive one that's rechargeable with USB-C. But besides not needing batteries once in a year, it's worse in every aspect.
- Terrible UX
- Needs to be charged every month
- Doesn't give any warning before going low-battery

#coffee #coffeemaking

I switched from a simple coffee scale taking AAA batteries (from Aliexpress) to a more expensive one that's rechargeable with USB-C. But besides not needing batteries once in a year, it's worse in every aspect.
- Terrible UX
- Needs to be charged every month
- Doesn't give any warning before going low-battery

#coffee #coffeemaking

I switched from a simple coffee scale taking AAA batteries (from Aliexpress) to a more expensive one that's rechargeable with USB-C. But besides not needing batteries once in a year, it's worse in every aspect.
- Terrible UX
- Needs to be charged every month
- Doesn't give any warning before going low-battery

#coffee #coffeemaking

I switched from a simple coffee scale taking AAA batteries (from Aliexpress) to a more expensive one that's rechargeable with USB-C. But besides not needing batteries once in a year, it's worse in every aspect.
- Terrible UX
- Needs to be charged every month
- Doesn't give any warning before going low-battery

#coffee #coffeemaking

I switched from a simple coffee scale taking AAA batteries (from Aliexpress) to a more expensive one that's rechargeable with USB-C. But besides not needing batteries once in a year, it's worse in every aspect.
- Terrible UX
- Needs to be charged every month
- Doesn't give any warning before going low-battery

#coffee #coffeemaking

From #motherinlaws to the #Tatas
The piping-hot journey of #coffee in #India
#Coffeemaking is an #art that takes years to #perfect.
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/from-mother-in-laws-to-the-tatas-the-piping-hot-journey-of-coffee-in-india/ar-AA1mYOXu?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=ENTPSP&cvid=e4ce28606e56477eb0fe7b1a5b1d054d&ei=22

From #motherinlaws to the #Tatas
The piping-hot journey of #coffee in #India
#Coffeemaking is an #art that takes years to #perfect.
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/from-mother-in-laws-to-the-tatas-the-piping-hot-journey-of-coffee-in-india/ar-AA1mYOXu?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=ENTPSP&cvid=e4ce28606e56477eb0fe7b1a5b1d054d&ei=22

From #motherinlaws to the #Tatas
The piping-hot journey of #coffee in #India
#Coffeemaking is an #art that takes years to #perfect.
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/from-mother-in-laws-to-the-tatas-the-piping-hot-journey-of-coffee-in-india/ar-AA1mYOXu?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=ENTPSP&cvid=e4ce28606e56477eb0fe7b1a5b1d054d&ei=22

From #motherinlaws to the #Tatas
The piping-hot journey of #coffee in #India
#Coffeemaking is an #art that takes years to #perfect.
https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/India/from-mother-in-laws-to-the-tatas-the-piping-hot-journey-of-coffee-in-india/ar-AA1mYOXu?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=ENTPSP&cvid=e4ce28606e56477eb0fe7b1a5b1d054d&ei=22

Alright, #Tokyo coffee time. Pulling my first morning #espresso shot. Lots of updates for #iOS as well. It’s going to be a busy day.

#coffeeAndCode #coffeeBrew #coffeeMaking #espressoShot #espressoCrema #iOSDev

Alright, #Tokyo coffee time. Pulling my first morning #espresso shot. Lots of updates for #iOS as well. It’s going to be a busy day.

#coffeeAndCode #coffeeBrew #coffeeMaking #espressoShot #espressoCrema #iOSDev

Alright, #Tokyo coffee time. Pulling my first morning #espresso shot. Lots of updates for #iOS as well. It’s going to be a busy day.

#coffeeAndCode #coffeeBrew #coffeeMaking #espressoShot #espressoCrema #iOSDev

Alright, #Tokyo coffee time. Pulling my first morning #espresso shot. Lots of updates for #iOS as well. It’s going to be a busy day.

#coffeeAndCode #coffeeBrew #coffeeMaking #espressoShot #espressoCrema #iOSDev

So, I usually avoid espressos in the afternoon. That stuff keeps me up. However, it’s Friday here in Japan, and I plan on some coding and maybe gaming after work. So why the heck not?

#coffeeAndCode #coffee #espresso #coffeeMaking #エスプレッソ #コーヒー #espressoCrema

Back to #espresso for today’s brew. For some reason instead of my usual cup, I decided to try a jar so that I could do a visual check on the consistency of the cream. It took me a while to nail down my process and recipe with the ROK EspressoGC manual machine. But over many brews, I can say I nailed it.

First a bit of Horizon Forbidden West gaming and then let’s code.

#coffee #coffeeAndCode #coffeeMaking #coffeeBrew #コーヒー

Back to #espresso for today’s brew. For some reason instead of my usual cup, I decided to try a jar so that I could do a visual check on the consistency of the cream. It took me a while to nail down my process and recipe with the ROK EspressoGC manual machine. But over many brews, I can say I nailed it.

First a bit of Horizon Forbidden West gaming and then let’s code.

#coffee #coffeeAndCode #coffeeMaking #coffeeBrew #コーヒー

Today’s a holiday in #Japan. Taking it easy and slow. Still deciding what I’ll code on my free time today. I have a pretty good backlog but maybe just rest?

In any case, some good #coffee to get started. Might be good enough to juggle my brain.

#coffee #coffeeAndCode #dripCoffee #coffeeMaking

Today’s a holiday in #Japan. Taking it easy and slow. Still deciding what I’ll code on my free time today. I have a pretty good backlog but maybe just rest?

In any case, some good #coffee to get started. Might be good enough to juggle my brain.

#coffee #coffeeAndCode #dripCoffee #coffeeMaking

Currently raving because I got my new coffee grinder and a genuine Aeropress to replace a Chinese knock-off that essentially exploded from too much pressure I was applying to it.
#coffee #coffeemaking

Currently raving because I got my new coffee grinder and a genuine Aeropress to replace a Chinese knock-off that essentially exploded from too much pressure I was applying to it.
#coffee #coffeemaking

Currently raving because I got my new coffee grinder and a genuine Aeropress to replace a Chinese knock-off that essentially exploded from too much pressure I was applying to it.
#coffee #coffeemaking

Currently raving because I got my new coffee grinder and a genuine Aeropress to replace a Chinese knock-off that essentially exploded from too much pressure I was applying to it.
#coffee #coffeemaking