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  1. I had my morning injection of caffeine and within 30 minutes I was in the middle of a lake. That's the power of coffee. Anything becomes possible.... until my afternoon nap.

    #CoffeeFirst #Kayaking #Retirement

  2. I had my morning injection of caffeine and within 30 minutes I was in the middle of a lake. That's the power of coffee. Anything becomes possible.... until my afternoon nap.

    #CoffeeFirst #Kayaking #Retirement

  3. I had my morning injection of caffeine and within 30 minutes I was in the middle of a lake. That's the power of coffee. Anything becomes possible.... until my afternoon nap.

    #CoffeeFirst #Kayaking #Retirement

  4. I had my morning injection of caffeine and within 30 minutes I was in the middle of a lake. That's the power of coffee. Anything becomes possible.... until my afternoon nap.

    #CoffeeFirst #Kayaking #Retirement

  5. Good Morning #Canada
    Today is National Coffee Day which is weird because humans consume a stupid amount everyday. Some Canadian #Coffee Stats:
    - Canada is a net importer of coffee (duh) with a trade deficit of $1.7B
    - Canadians drink 2.8 cups of coffee per day
    - Manitoba and Saskatchewan consume more than the Canadian average
    - The price of coffee increased 81.3% from 1979 to 2024

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst

    What is your must-have morning drink? Please boost for science,

  6. Good Morning #Canada
    Today is National Coffee Day which is weird because humans consume a stupid amount everyday. Some Canadian #Coffee Stats:
    - Canada is a net importer of coffee (duh) with a trade deficit of $1.7B
    - Canadians drink 2.8 cups of coffee per day
    - Manitoba and Saskatchewan consume more than the Canadian average
    - The price of coffee increased 81.3% from 1979 to 2024

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst

    What is your must-have morning drink? Please boost for science,

  7. Good Morning #Canada
    Today is National Coffee Day which is weird because humans consume a stupid amount everyday. Some Canadian #Coffee Stats:
    - Canada is a net importer of coffee (duh) with a trade deficit of $1.7B
    - Canadians drink 2.8 cups of coffee per day
    - Manitoba and Saskatchewan consume more than the Canadian average
    - The price of coffee increased 81.3% from 1979 to 2024

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst

    What is your must-have morning drink? Please boost for science,

  8. Good Morning #Canada
    Today is National Coffee Day which is weird because humans consume a stupid amount everyday. Some Canadian #Coffee Stats:
    - Canada is a net importer of coffee (duh) with a trade deficit of $1.7B
    - Canadians drink 2.8 cups of coffee per day
    - Manitoba and Saskatchewan consume more than the Canadian average
    - The price of coffee increased 81.3% from 1979 to 2024

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst

    What is your must-have morning drink? Please boost for science,

  9. CW: CW: financial hardship, debt, bankruptcy

    Good morning.
    (Or is it? 😅)

    I need to make a decision soon, and I really, really don't want to.

    I'm heading towards bankruptcy, with all the delightful consequences that entails. Not because my business has stopped earning - it's struggling, yes, but it's still earning.

    The problem is that I lent money to my flatmate and partner. They were supposed to pay me back. They've had three months. There have been promises. Week after week after week.

    And somehow, remarkably, the money has remained entirely theoretical.

    I might have handled this rather better if I hadn't spent three months believing all those promises and excuses.

    Oh well. Lesson learned, I suppose.

    Coffee first. Existential financial crisis afterwards. ☕🙂

    If you'd like, you can buy me an extra coffee here: ko-fi.com/thepurpleoctopus

    #FinancialHardship #SmallBusiness #CostOfLiving #MutualAid #LifeIsComplicated #CoffeeFirst

  10. CW: CW: financial hardship, debt, bankruptcy

    Good morning.
    (Or is it? 😅)

    I need to make a decision soon, and I really, really don't want to.

    I'm heading towards bankruptcy, with all the delightful consequences that entails. Not because my business has stopped earning - it's struggling, yes, but it's still earning.

    The problem is that I lent money to my flatmate and partner. They were supposed to pay me back. They've had three months. There have been promises. Week after week after week.

    And somehow, remarkably, the money has remained entirely theoretical.

    I might have handled this rather better if I hadn't spent three months believing all those promises and excuses.

    Oh well. Lesson learned, I suppose.

    Coffee first. Existential financial crisis afterwards. ☕🙂

    If you'd like, you can buy me an extra coffee here: ko-fi.com/thepurpleoctopus

    #FinancialHardship #SmallBusiness #CostOfLiving #MutualAid #LifeIsComplicated #CoffeeFirst

  11. CW: CW: financial hardship, debt, bankruptcy

    Good morning.
    (Or is it? 😅)

    I need to make a decision soon, and I really, really don't want to.

    I'm heading towards bankruptcy, with all the delightful consequences that entails. Not because my business has stopped earning - it's struggling, yes, but it's still earning.

    The problem is that I lent money to my flatmate and partner. They were supposed to pay me back. They've had three months. There have been promises. Week after week after week.

    And somehow, remarkably, the money has remained entirely theoretical.

    I might have handled this rather better if I hadn't spent three months believing all those promises and excuses.

    Oh well. Lesson learned, I suppose.

    Coffee first. Existential financial crisis afterwards. ☕🙂

    If you'd like, you can buy me an extra coffee here: ko-fi.com/thepurpleoctopus

    #FinancialHardship #SmallBusiness #CostOfLiving #MutualAid #LifeIsComplicated #CoffeeFirst

  12. Good morning! ☕🌤️

    Up before noon for the first time this week. Should I be proud or ashamed? The jury is still out.

    It reminds me of my school days, when I was often late. Not because I overslept, mind you.

    No.

    I was late because there was a sweet shop across the road, and apparently getting candy was more important than punctuality.

    The school disagreed.

    I got punished.

    Still worth it. 🍬

    By the way, have you seen the text I published about conservative projection? No? Well, now you have no excuse.

    You can find it right here: tinyurl.com/bdcx8pdx

    And now, coffee ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #SchoolDays #Candy #Mischief #LateAgain #ConservativeProjection #Politics #Progressive #QueerLeft

  13. Good morning! ☕🌤️

    Up before noon for the first time this week. Should I be proud or ashamed? The jury is still out.

    It reminds me of my school days, when I was often late. Not because I overslept, mind you.

    No.

    I was late because there was a sweet shop across the road, and apparently getting candy was more important than punctuality.

    The school disagreed.

    I got punished.

    Still worth it. 🍬

    By the way, have you seen the text I published about conservative projection? No? Well, now you have no excuse.

    You can find it right here: tinyurl.com/bdcx8pdx

    And now, coffee ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #SchoolDays #Candy #Mischief #LateAgain #ConservativeProjection #Politics #Progressive #QueerLeft

  14. Good morning! ☕🌤️

    Up before noon for the first time this week. Should I be proud or ashamed? The jury is still out.

    It reminds me of my school days, when I was often late. Not because I overslept, mind you.

    No.

    I was late because there was a sweet shop across the road, and apparently getting candy was more important than punctuality.

    The school disagreed.

    I got punished.

    Still worth it. 🍬

    By the way, have you seen the text I published about conservative projection? No? Well, now you have no excuse.

    You can find it right here: tinyurl.com/bdcx8pdx

    And now, coffee ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #SchoolDays #Candy #Mischief #LateAgain #ConservativeProjection #Politics #Progressive #QueerLeft

  15. Good morning! ☕🌤️

    Up before noon for the first time this week. Should I be proud or ashamed? The jury is still out.

    It reminds me of my school days, when I was often late. Not because I overslept, mind you.

    No.

    I was late because there was a sweet shop across the road, and apparently getting candy was more important than punctuality.

    The school disagreed.

    I got punished.

    Still worth it. 🍬

    By the way, have you seen the text I published about conservative projection? No? Well, now you have no excuse.

    You can find it right here: tinyurl.com/bdcx8pdx

    And now, coffee ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #SchoolDays #Candy #Mischief #LateAgain #ConservativeProjection #Politics #Progressive #QueerLeft

  16. Good morning. ☕🌤️

    Sometimes you trust people, and they fail you. That isn't necessarily proof that you were foolish. It's simply life. It still hurts, though. And, well… that's rather where I find myself this morning.

    But sitting here in a funk won't get anything done. So I'll pull my socks properly up, straighten my little face, and get on with things. Stubbornly, if necessary. I may look terribly sweet, but I have been known to earn a proper telling-off now and then. 😇

    Perhaps I'll fill my KoFi with some more content today. Perhaps I'll be productive. Perhaps I'll conquer the world.

    First: coffee. One must have priorities. ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #PullYourSocksUp #KneeSocks #Stubborn #StillGoing 💜

  17. Good morning. ☕🌤️

    Sometimes you trust people, and they fail you. That isn't necessarily proof that you were foolish. It's simply life. It still hurts, though. And, well… that's rather where I find myself this morning.

    But sitting here in a funk won't get anything done. So I'll pull my socks properly up, straighten my little face, and get on with things. Stubbornly, if necessary. I may look terribly sweet, but I have been known to earn a proper telling-off now and then. 😇

    Perhaps I'll fill my KoFi with some more content today. Perhaps I'll be productive. Perhaps I'll conquer the world.

    First: coffee. One must have priorities. ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #PullYourSocksUp #KneeSocks #Stubborn #StillGoing 💜

  18. Good morning. ☕🌤️

    Sometimes you trust people, and they fail you. That isn't necessarily proof that you were foolish. It's simply life. It still hurts, though. And, well… that's rather where I find myself this morning.

    But sitting here in a funk won't get anything done. So I'll pull my socks properly up, straighten my little face, and get on with things. Stubbornly, if necessary. I may look terribly sweet, but I have been known to earn a proper telling-off now and then. 😇

    Perhaps I'll fill my KoFi with some more content today. Perhaps I'll be productive. Perhaps I'll conquer the world.

    First: coffee. One must have priorities. ☕💜

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #PullYourSocksUp #KneeSocks #Stubborn #StillGoing 💜

  19. Breakfast with granddaughter. She's keeping busy until the food arrives.

    #CoffeeFirst

  20. Breakfast with granddaughter. She's keeping busy until the food arrives.

    #CoffeeFirst

  21. Breakfast with granddaughter. She's keeping busy until the food arrives.

    #CoffeeFirst

  22. Breakfast with granddaughter. She's keeping busy until the food arrives.

    #CoffeeFirst

  23. Good morning! ☀️🌸

    May your coffee be strong, your heart be gentle, your cats be extra cuddly, and your socks stay exactly where they're supposed to. ✨☕🐈🧦

    Today is another tiny adventure. Be kind. Be curious. Be a little cheeky. And don't let anyone convince you that growing up means giving up on being delightfully yourself. 🌷💜

    Have a beautiful morning! 🌼

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #BeYourself #QueerJoy

  24. Good morning! ☀️🌸

    May your coffee be strong, your heart be gentle, your cats be extra cuddly, and your socks stay exactly where they're supposed to. ✨☕🐈🧦

    Today is another tiny adventure. Be kind. Be curious. Be a little cheeky. And don't let anyone convince you that growing up means giving up on being delightfully yourself. 🌷💜

    Have a beautiful morning! 🌼

    #GoodMorning #CoffeeFirst #BeYourself #QueerJoy

  25. coffee·first running into monday. peter o'grady aka joy orbison just landed — 'hyph mngo' on hotflush, 2009. fact mag's #1 track of 2009, ra's #23 of the decade. post-dubstep / uk funky pivot, still holds up.

    no algorithm. no ads. just slow build from soul into uk bass.

    as-if-radio.com

    cover: hyph mngo / wet look 12-inch, hotflush 2009

    #AsIfRadio #UKBass #CoffeeFirst

  26. What has two thumbs (all thumbs?) and started her morning by spilling the jar of fennel seeds all over the floor immediately after making tea?

    I decided to walk away and deal with it after I finished my coffee.

    #notawake #coffeefirst #morningperson #fumble #funny #coffeeplease #blearyeyed #humor #coffee #humour #goodmorning #meme

  27. What has two thumbs (all thumbs?) and started her morning by spilling the jar of fennel seeds all over the floor immediately after making tea?

    I decided to walk away and deal with it after I finished my coffee.

    #notawake #coffeefirst #morningperson #fumble #funny #coffeeplease #blearyeyed #humor #coffee #humour #goodmorning #meme

  28. What has two thumbs (all thumbs?) and started her morning by spilling the jar of fennel seeds all over the floor immediately after making tea?

    I decided to walk away and deal with it after I finished my coffee.

    #notawake #coffeefirst #morningperson #fumble #funny #coffeeplease #blearyeyed #humor #coffee #humour #goodmorning #meme

  29. What has two thumbs (all thumbs?) and started her morning by spilling the jar of fennel seeds all over the floor immediately after making tea?

    I decided to walk away and deal with it after I finished my coffee.

    #notawake #coffeefirst #morningperson #fumble #funny #coffeeplease #blearyeyed #humor #coffee #humour #goodmorning #meme

  30. Good Morning #Canada
    Breakfast is done, coffee is brewing, and a slice of banana bread is awaiting it's demise. So I have no time for crafting my usually informative yet idiotic posts. It's almost time for #TeamCanada to once again take on our rivals across our southern border. You will have to make do with this compilation of #OlympicHockey records for Canada's men's and women's teams.
    Let's go Canada....

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst
    hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/news/by-

  31. Good Morning #Canada
    Breakfast is done, coffee is brewing, and a slice of banana bread is awaiting it's demise. So I have no time for crafting my usually informative yet idiotic posts. It's almost time for #TeamCanada to once again take on our rivals across our southern border. You will have to make do with this compilation of #OlympicHockey records for Canada's men's and women's teams.
    Let's go Canada....

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst
    hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/news/by-

  32. Good Morning #Canada
    Breakfast is done, coffee is brewing, and a slice of banana bread is awaiting it's demise. So I have no time for crafting my usually informative yet idiotic posts. It's almost time for #TeamCanada to once again take on our rivals across our southern border. You will have to make do with this compilation of #OlympicHockey records for Canada's men's and women's teams.
    Let's go Canada....

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst
    hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/news/by-

  33. Good Morning #Canada
    Breakfast is done, coffee is brewing, and a slice of banana bread is awaiting it's demise. So I have no time for crafting my usually informative yet idiotic posts. It's almost time for #TeamCanada to once again take on our rivals across our southern border. You will have to make do with this compilation of #OlympicHockey records for Canada's men's and women's teams.
    Let's go Canada....

    #CanadaIsAwesome #CoffeeFirst
    hockeycanada.ca/en-ca/news/by-

  34. Guten Morgen. Prioritäten setzen: #CoffeeFirst☕

    Und dann, irgendwann, wenn ich wach bin: #Laufen.

  35. Guten Morgen. Prioritäten setzen: #CoffeeFirst☕

    Und dann, irgendwann, wenn ich wach bin: #Laufen.

  36. Guten Morgen. Prioritäten setzen: #CoffeeFirst☕

    Und dann, irgendwann, wenn ich wach bin: #Laufen.

  37. Guten Morgen. Prioritäten setzen: #CoffeeFirst☕

    Und dann, irgendwann, wenn ich wach bin: #Laufen.

  38. Guten Morgen Welt. Wie schön, dass ich noch da bin.

    Gleich geht es zum CT in die Mainzer Universitätsmedizin zur vierteljährlichen Tumor-Nachsorge. #CoffeeFirst ☕

    derschreiben.de/category/tumor/

    #tumor #survivor #mainz #rheinhessen

  39. Guten Morgen Welt. Wie schön, dass ich noch da bin.

    Gleich geht es zum CT in die Mainzer Universitätsmedizin zur vierteljährlichen Tumor-Nachsorge. #CoffeeFirst ☕

    derschreiben.de/category/tumor/

    #tumor #survivor #mainz #rheinhessen

  40. Guten Morgen Welt. Wie schön, dass ich noch da bin.

    Gleich geht es zum CT in die Mainzer Universitätsmedizin zur vierteljährlichen Tumor-Nachsorge. #CoffeeFirst ☕

    derschreiben.de/category/tumor/

    #tumor #survivor #mainz #rheinhessen

  41. ☕ Lighthouse Lore — Saturday Morning

    The kettle clicks off.
    Coffee steams.
    The sea doesn’t care about deadlines.

    No alerts. No stand-ups.
    Just a keeper, a warm mug,
    and a lighthouse doing what it’s always done.

    Take it slow, travellers.
    The light works weekends too. 🌤️⚓

    #LighthouseLore #SaturdayMorning #CoffeeFirst #Fediverse #SelfHosting #SlowTech

  42. ☕ Lighthouse Lore — Saturday Morning

    The kettle clicks off.
    Coffee steams.
    The sea doesn’t care about deadlines.

    No alerts. No stand-ups.
    Just a keeper, a warm mug,
    and a lighthouse doing what it’s always done.

    Take it slow, travellers.
    The light works weekends too. 🌤️⚓

    #LighthouseLore #SaturdayMorning #CoffeeFirst #Fediverse #SelfHosting #SlowTech

  43. ☕ Lighthouse Lore — Saturday Morning

    The kettle clicks off.
    Coffee steams.
    The sea doesn’t care about deadlines.

    No alerts. No stand-ups.
    Just a keeper, a warm mug,
    and a lighthouse doing what it’s always done.

    Take it slow, travellers.
    The light works weekends too. 🌤️⚓

    #LighthouseLore #SaturdayMorning #CoffeeFirst #Fediverse #SelfHosting #SlowTech

  44. Enjoying my 2nd cup of coffee before the day gets crazy. The granddaughter, 2 daughters, and son-in-law are due to arrive momentarily. That means a trip to the beach this afternoon, BBQ duties for dinner, and lots of stuff in between.
    Glorious October day here in Belle Ewart - sunny and 23°C. I hope everyone has an awesome weekend.

    #GetOutside #CoffeeFirst

  45. Enjoying my 2nd cup of coffee before the day gets crazy. The granddaughter, 2 daughters, and son-in-law are due to arrive momentarily. That means a trip to the beach this afternoon, BBQ duties for dinner, and lots of stuff in between.
    Glorious October day here in Belle Ewart - sunny and 23°C. I hope everyone has an awesome weekend.

    #GetOutside #CoffeeFirst

  46. Enjoying my 2nd cup of coffee before the day gets crazy. The granddaughter, 2 daughters, and son-in-law are due to arrive momentarily. That means a trip to the beach this afternoon, BBQ duties for dinner, and lots of stuff in between.
    Glorious October day here in Belle Ewart - sunny and 23°C. I hope everyone has an awesome weekend.

    #GetOutside #CoffeeFirst