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#codefuture — Public Fediverse posts

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  1. 🚀 Wow, Google's latest revelation: using #Rust in #Android is like discovering fire for the second time! 🔥 They've magically reduced vulnerabilities—because, you know, they hired a language to do their job 😂. Welcome to the future, where code fixes itself and maybe even makes your coffee ☕.
    security.googleblog.com/2025/1 #Google #Vulnerabilities #CodeFuture #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🚀 Ah, the future where code can solve the unsolvable... except when #JavaScript fails. 🤡 Apparently, GPT-5-pro is just a fancy way of saying "turn it off and on again," because even a math genius AI can't debug a browser issue. 📉
    twitter.com/SebastienBubeck/st #codefuture #AIdebugging #techhumor #GPT5 #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀 Ah, the future where code can solve the unsolvable... except when #JavaScript fails. 🤡 Apparently, GPT-5-pro is just a fancy way of saying "turn it off and on again," because even a math genius AI can't debug a browser issue. 📉
    twitter.com/SebastienBubeck/st #codefuture #AIdebugging #techhumor #GPT5 #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚀 Ah, the future where code can solve the unsolvable... except when #JavaScript fails. 🤡 Apparently, GPT-5-pro is just a fancy way of saying "turn it off and on again," because even a math genius AI can't debug a browser issue. 📉
    twitter.com/SebastienBubeck/st #codefuture #AIdebugging #techhumor #GPT5 #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚀 Ah, the future where code can solve the unsolvable... except when #JavaScript fails. 🤡 Apparently, GPT-5-pro is just a fancy way of saying "turn it off and on again," because even a math genius AI can't debug a browser issue. 📉
    twitter.com/SebastienBubeck/st #codefuture #AIdebugging #techhumor #GPT5 #HackerNews #ngated