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  1. Google’s new “AI” Health Coach started making shit up right away

    Google recently launched something called Health Coach, an "AI" thing that's part of the company's new Fitbit products. Let's check in with how that's going.

    Put simply, Google’s paid replacement for Fitbit Premium immediately began hallucinating, even admitting to having made up the data before aski

    osnews.com/story/144959/google

  2. 🚀🤡 YCombinator's #scandals are like a clown car—the ridiculousness just keeps coming! From frauds so laughable that even AI-generated audit reports couldn't pass the sniff test, to the ever-growing list of wannabe tech grifters, it’s a circus of innovation. 🤡🎪
    ycombinator.fyi/ #YCombinator #ClownCar #TechGrifters #InnovationCircus #AIReports #HackerNews #ngated

  3. @ai6yr Selling #AmateurRadio seems to be competing with #bigtech buying their way into cash-strapped colleges with #AI curricula, job pipelines, and professorships. Especially #HBCUs who are struggling with increased enrollment, funding cuts through the education department, and political pressure from the #clowncar administration.

  4. Holy shit, Microsoft. Whoever made this decision should be fired. Into the Sun.

    lemmy.world/post/46435614

    #infosec #facepalm #clowncar

  5. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude now $109.31/bbl tonight, just keeps going up. Last session closed this afternoon with a settlement price of $106.88/bbl. So it's gone up just today about $2.43/bbl.

    This is the "front " price, for future deliveries. The "get it here tomorrow" physical delivery price is hovering around $120/bbl.

    AAA has average price nationally for 87 unleaded at $4.229/gal and $5.464 for diesel.

    #Yikes #Damn #ClownCar #trainwreck #DumpsterFire #WTF #Shitshow

  6. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude now $109.31/bbl tonight, just keeps going up. Last session closed this afternoon with a settlement price of $106.88/bbl. So it's gone up just today about $2.43/bbl.

    This is the "front " price, for future deliveries. The "get it here tomorrow" physical delivery price is hovering around $120/bbl.

    AAA has average price nationally for 87 unleaded at $4.229/gal and $5.464 for diesel.

    #Yikes #Damn #ClownCar #trainwreck #DumpsterFire #WTF #Shitshow

  7. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude now $109.31/bbl tonight, just keeps going up. Last session closed this afternoon with a settlement price of $106.88/bbl. So it's gone up just today about $2.43/bbl.

    This is the "front " price, for future deliveries. The "get it here tomorrow" physical delivery price is hovering around $120/bbl.

    AAA has average price nationally for 87 unleaded at $4.229/gal and $5.464 for diesel.

    #Yikes #Damn #ClownCar #trainwreck #DumpsterFire #WTF #Shitshow

  8. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude now $109.31/bbl tonight, just keeps going up. Last session closed this afternoon with a settlement price of $106.88/bbl. So it's gone up just today about $2.43/bbl.

    This is the "front " price, for future deliveries. The "get it here tomorrow" physical delivery price is hovering around $120/bbl.

    AAA has average price nationally for 87 unleaded at $4.229/gal and $5.464 for diesel.

    #Yikes #Damn #ClownCar #trainwreck #DumpsterFire #WTF #Shitshow

  9. West Texas Intermediate (WTI) Light Sweet Crude now $109.31/bbl tonight, just keeps going up. Last session closed this afternoon with a settlement price of $106.88/bbl. So it's gone up just today about $2.43/bbl.

    This is the "front " price, for future deliveries. The "get it here tomorrow" physical delivery price is hovering around $120/bbl.

    AAA has average price nationally for 87 unleaded at $4.229/gal and $5.464 for diesel.

    #Yikes #Damn #ClownCar #trainwreck #DumpsterFire #WTF #Shitshow

  10. 🚀 Wow, a whole website stuffed into a URL like a clown car! 🎪 Forget servers, hosting, or even usefulness, just cram your digital dreams into a single link and hope nobody ever tries sending it over SMS. 📨 Because who needs reliability when you have magic URLs that are one typo away from disappearing into the abyss? 🕳️
    hostednowhere.com/ #magicURLs #clownCar #webHosting #digitalDreams #techHumor #HackerNews #ngated

  11. A LITTLE REMINDER of the #ClownCar in charge of a war already spreading across the Middle East:

    #FBI Head & hockey fan Kash #Patel who just fired 11 Counter Intelligence officers (who specialized in the MidEast) less than 2 weeks ago.

    #PuppyKillerNoem, in charge of "Homeland Security", who has been focused on sending armed troops into American cities to arrest & kill American citizens.

    …and fired the guy in charge of Cyber Security less than 48hr before the bombing. 🤦‍♂️
    ms.now/rachel-maddow/watch/mad

  12. Ah, so perfect... like #King #TrumpVirus and his big, beautiful, uh, brain.

    Nobody's ever tapped Central Casting and the Dept. of #evil & #irony like Sir.

    #Noem #KristiNoem #Klan #clowncar

  13. 🤡 Ah, the mystical GPT-3, cramming billions of ideas into a measly 12,288 dimensions, like a clown car of #concepts. 🚗🌌 Yet again, the internet is wowed by mathematical gibberish, while the rest of us are left wondering if this is just AI's way of #trolling humanity. 👀✨
    nickyoder.com/johnson-lindenst #GPT3 #ClownCar #AI #Mathematics #HackerNews #ngated

  14. the fascist regime is nominating terrible people for extremely powerful positions as a test of loyalty for Republican senators.

    It won't happen, but it would be very funny if Majority Leader Thune found a way to reject those nominations by voice vote, which would avoid calling the roll and recording who voted for/against who :-)

    #Senate #Thune #ClownCar #Goetz #McMahon #Rubio #FascistEnablers #uspol #uspolitics #GOP #resistance #FascistTakover