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  1. 🚀 Stop using #CPU #limits in #Kubernetes, they said! 🙄 As if we enjoy watching our apps crawl at a snail's pace while burning cash like it's Monopoly money. 😂 Maybe next they'll tell us to use carrier pigeons for data transfer. 🐦
    github.com/inevolin/k8s-cpu-li #Kubernetes #Performance #TechHumor #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

  2. 🚀 Stop using #CPU #limits in #Kubernetes, they said! 🙄 As if we enjoy watching our apps crawl at a snail's pace while burning cash like it's Monopoly money. 😂 Maybe next they'll tell us to use carrier pigeons for data transfer. 🐦
    github.com/inevolin/k8s-cpu-li #Kubernetes #Performance #TechHumor #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚀 Stop using #CPU #limits in #Kubernetes, they said! 🙄 As if we enjoy watching our apps crawl at a snail's pace while burning cash like it's Monopoly money. 😂 Maybe next they'll tell us to use carrier pigeons for data transfer. 🐦
    github.com/inevolin/k8s-cpu-li #Kubernetes #Performance #TechHumor #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚀 Stop using #CPU #limits in #Kubernetes, they said! 🙄 As if we enjoy watching our apps crawl at a snail's pace while burning cash like it's Monopoly money. 😂 Maybe next they'll tell us to use carrier pigeons for data transfer. 🐦
    github.com/inevolin/k8s-cpu-li #Kubernetes #Performance #TechHumor #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚀 Stop using #CPU #limits in #Kubernetes, they said! 🙄 As if we enjoy watching our apps crawl at a snail's pace while burning cash like it's Monopoly money. 😂 Maybe next they'll tell us to use carrier pigeons for data transfer. 🐦
    github.com/inevolin/k8s-cpu-li #Kubernetes #Performance #TechHumor #CloudComputing #HackerNews #ngated

  6. Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  7. Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  8. Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  9. Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  10. Amazon Turbo Doorknob is a fully managed rotational access service that lets you open, close, and re-open the same entry point up to 14 times before realizing you needed a different door entirely. The knob itself turns up to 270 degrees, which is enough to get you in but not quite enough to get you back out, and latency is measured from the moment your hand makes contact to the moment you accept that the door was push, not pull. Free Tier includes 10,000 turns per month for the first 12 months, after which you are billed per degree of rotation, per availability zone, and separately for the click.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  11. AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  12. AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  13. AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  14. AWS Managed Aqua Pineapple provides fully managed, spiky-exterior decomposition of your most fibrous distributed workloads, enzymatically breaking down legacy monoliths into microservices with the same precision that bromelain dissolves protein — a process that, like the fruit itself, cannot be rushed, and will cost you $0.0000083 per enzymatic unit after the first 10,000 units, which resets monthly but is calculated hourly. The service is deeply integrated with IAM, requiring a minimum of fourteen distinct permission boundaries to authorize a single decomposition job, each of which must be attached to a role that assumes a role that trusts a service principal that was deprecated in 2023 but still works if you don't think about it too hard. Free Tier includes 500 enzymatic units per month for the first twelve months in us-east-1, after which your workloads will continue decomposing at standard rates whether you intended them to or not.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  15. AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  16. AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  17. AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  18. AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  19. AWS Organic Analytics Ziggurat ingests your telemetry data through a series of progressively narrowing tiers, each layer compressing your observability surface until only the most structurally load-bearing insights remain visible at the apex, with full support for 847 data source connectors, 12 of which are currently available in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes up to 1,000 analytical units per month, where an analytical unit is defined as a single field in a single record evaluated by a single rule during a single invocation, and the billing documentation for what constitutes an invocation is available as a 34-page PDF with an errata page. IAM permissions for Ziggurat are managed through a separate policy namespace, ziggurat-analytics-organic-core, which inherits nothing from your existing analytics policies but does interact with them in ways that will become clear after your first unexpected bill.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  20. At 1 EC2 instance, a hardware failure is an emergency. At 3,000, it is a Tuesday.

    I ran that fleet for three years. The piece with the failure-rate math, the five hidden cost categories AWS does not show on the calculator, and the optimizations ranked by impact:

    roamingpigs.com/field-manual/3

    #CloudComputing #FinOps #AWS #DevOps

  21. RT @deepseek_ai: API-Preisaktualisierung 💰 Mit der Veröffentlichung der V4-Serie aktualisieren wir unsere API-Preise und führen Spitzen- und Nebenkostenraten ein. Die Nebenkostenraten liegen 50 % unter den Spitzenraten, was eine flexiblere Planung von Arbeitslasten ermöglicht. 📉 Die neuen Preise gelten ab 16:00 Uhr UTC am 16. August 2026 🕒

    mehr auf Arint.info

    #API #CloudComputing #Kostenoptimierung #Preisgestaltung #V4Release #WorkloadScheduling #arint_info

    https://x.com/deepseek_ai/status/2087864589895798968#m

  22. RT @deepseek_ai: API-Preisaktualisierung 💰 Mit der Veröffentlichung der V4-Serie aktualisieren wir unsere API-Preise und führen Spitzen- und Nebenkostenraten ein. Die Nebenkostenraten liegen 50 % unter den Spitzenraten, was eine flexiblere Planung von Arbeitslasten ermöglicht. 📉 Die neuen Preise gelten ab 16:00 Uhr UTC am 16. August 2026 🕒

    mehr auf Arint.info

    #API #CloudComputing #Kostenoptimierung #Preisgestaltung #V4Release #WorkloadScheduling #arint_info

    https://x.com/deepseek_ai/status/2087864589895798968#m

  23. RT @deepseek_ai: API-Preisaktualisierung 💰 Mit der Veröffentlichung der V4-Serie aktualisieren wir unsere API-Preise und führen Spitzen- und Nebenkostenraten ein. Die Nebenkostenraten liegen 50 % unter den Spitzenraten, was eine flexiblere Planung von Arbeitslasten ermöglicht. 📉 Die neuen Preise gelten ab 16:00 Uhr UTC am 16. August 2026 🕒

    mehr auf Arint.info

    #API #CloudComputing #Kostenoptimierung #Preisgestaltung #V4Release #WorkloadScheduling #arint_info

    https://x.com/deepseek_ai/status/2087864589895798968#m

  24. Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  25. Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  26. Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  27. Amazon Integration Sundae is a fully managed orchestration layer that sits on top of your existing EventBridge, Step Functions, MQ, AppFlow, and API Gateway configurations and holds them together, with additional toppings available from the AWS Marketplace at per-topping rates that are assessed each time a topping is accessed, read, written, listed, or exists. The Free Tier includes one scoop per month, defined as up to 1,000 integration events in us-east-1, after which standard sundae pricing applies at a rate determined by the number of layers, the temperature of your data at rest, and whether you have selected a waffle cone environment, which requires a separate IAM policy that AWS will not provide. Like all AWS integration services, Amazon Integration Sundae is the recommended replacement for the previous recommended replacement, and the console experience is generally available in us-east-1 with other regions expected to follow at a pace consistent with our historical commitment to that phrase.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  28. Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  29. Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  30. Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor

  31. Amazon Warp Blowgun for Apache Tentacles is a fully managed, highly targeted event delivery service that propels discrete payloads through precisely aimed integration pipelines at sub-millisecond velocity, with each Tentacle endpoint independently auto-scaling to wrap around your downstream consumers with the kind of firm, distributed grip that your previous message queue simply lacked the appendages to achieve. Configuration is handled through a 34-step IAM policy bootstrap, a regional Tentacle Attachment Role, and your choice of six SDK clients, all of which are correct. Blowgun darts are priced at $0.0000082 per thousand, Tentacle-hours are billed in 100-millisecond increments rounded up to the nearest six minutes, cross-region Tentacle Reach incurs a $0.09 per GB data transfer fee that is separate from but adjacent to your existing PrivateLink costs, and the Free Tier includes 10,000 darts per month provided your account was created before the announcement, you have not yet used more than 5 GB of Tentacle storage in us-east-1, and you are not running this inside a VPC.

    #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor