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Spacegoing ship custodians have a fatal confrontation with the onboard food replicator. The survivor eventually gets to see the manager.

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Too late, it is discovered that a catering crew is using counterfeit china.

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Pair of American con artists travel far, and plan to take over a German river gambling boat.

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Incredibly powerful man dies, tragically nobody knew of his lifelong desire to be a gardener.

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Retired spy teaches wayward youth the joys of cinema appreciation.

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#davidbowie loses his hat.

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#davidbowie judges.

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#davidbowie mumbles in a wig and glasses

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#davidbowie washes his hands.

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#davidbowie writes a song for us! #catsofmastodon :ablobcathappypaws:

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#davidbowie lays around, looking cool, in the dark with a pretty French lady and some doves.

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#davidbowie learns to play ping-pong.

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#davidbowie has big hair, and turns into an owl.

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The Holdovers: A grouchy prep school teacher and a snarky teenaged student learn compassion for each other during a holiday break when they're stuck with each other.

The resulting, kinder teacher gets fired for the sake of his students, but not before they all stand up on their desks and salute "Oh Captain, My Captain."

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A boy gets a red balloon. 🎈
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An Archeology Professor goes on a search for a rare Biblical antiquity when his search is interrupted by a large alien from a race that hunts other alien species for fun.

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A 15 yo boy, under the tutelage of a breathtakingly overbearing mother and yearning for the approval of a distant father, eventually ends up with a religious cult. where he must “become a man" by "riding a big one”. Later, using his own big one he “smashes thru a natural barrier", finally gaining his true destiny as master of his domain.

#Dune
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Eccentric rich woman charges through life as an Aunti-conservative, aunti-establishment, aunti-instituionalist, aunti-nationalist force of nature, regretting fitting her nephew with long pants, engineering a marriage, a home for refugee Jewish children, and eventually repeating it all with a new generation.

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Group of post-pubescent transhumans attend Hogwarts to develop their super powers under the tutelage of Jean-luc Picard...

Space girl shows up, turns an independent high school boy into a sheepish follower, then takes him back to her planet in a spaceship that used to be his car, one he'd named "Greased Lightning”.

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Traveller makes a long distance phone call and arranges a ride home.
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Sully: Forrest Gump sequel

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After intensive training by NASA, a group of oil rig drillers fly space shuttles to an asteroid on a collision course with Earth.
After one of the shuttles crashes they are reunited and discover that the asteroid is almost pure vibranium.
They get Iron Man to change the trajectory of the asteroid and start a mining lease that sends the nation of Wakanda into a massive recession from which they do not recover...

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Logan-5, a Sandman, is sent from the city to track down runners...
Outside the city he learns that robots can be manufactured from cardboard boxes and aluminium foil.
He returns to the city to discover that the carousel participants have all been turned into Soylent Green.

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Astronaut wakes up in the 25th century to discover that AI has only progressed to the point where robots look like circumcised penises and begin each sentence with an outburst of gibberish...

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Young girl who is good at archery helps to overthrow an evil dictator only to discover that Donald Trump is waiting in the wings to take over and plumb new depths of pain, misery and suffering...

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A future cop falls in love with a super sexy artificial human. Knowing that the relationship is doomed he leaves her and becomes a space bootlegger and establishes a new record for the Kessel Run (under 11 parsecs!) with the aid of his co-pilot Harry, a friendly sasquatch who used to live with the Hendersons.