#cleverjoke — Public Fediverse posts
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🏆
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired. #Punny #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #CleverJoke #Wordplay #fedi #growth
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #ScienceHumor #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! #Wordplay #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. #MathHumor #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open. #CleverJoke #Wordplay #fedi #growth
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What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time. #Wordplay #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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How do you organize a space party? You planet!
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! #FoodPuns #CleverJoke #fedi #growth
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #CleverJoke #Wordplay #fedi #growth
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! 😂🍝