#clarksons-farm — Public Fediverse posts

Jeremy Clarkson’s Diddly Squat Farm produce is now available in major UK supermarket

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/05/08/jeremy-clarksons-diddly-squat-farm-produce-now-available-major-uk-supermarket-28288248/

Clarkson’s Farm star Kaleb Cooper reveals shocking photo after fire rips through barn

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/22/clarksons-farm-star-kaleb-cooper-reveals-shocking-photo-fire-rips-barn-28074772/

Jeremy Clarkson’s girlfriend Lisa Hogan ‘launches TV show to rival Clarkson’s Farm’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/20/jeremy-clarksons-girlfriend-lisa-hogan-launches-tv-show-rival-clarksons-farm-28051092/

Amazon Prime Video Sets ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ Season 5 Premiere Date
#News #AmazonPrimeVideo #ClarksonsFarm #JeremyClarkson

https://deadline.com/2026/04/clarksons-farm-season-5-premiere-date-amazon-1236865603/

Clarkson’s Farm season 5 first look reveals release date and a ‘major challenge’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/04/20/clarksons-farm-season-5-first-look-reveals-release-date-a-major-challenge-28048105/

Jeremy Clarkson reveals he ‘has everything planned out’ for his death

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/29/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-has-everything-planned-out-death-27739599/

Jeremy Clarkson reveals ex-wife had X-rated friendship test

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/28/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-ex-wifes-x-rated-friendship-test-27722352/

Britain’s Got Talent viewers fume over Jeremy Clarkson’s ‘banned’ choir golden buzzer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/21/britains-got-talent-viewers-fume-jeremy-clarksons-banned-choir-golden-buzzer-27579988/

Jeremy Clarkson scores victory over pub car park as he fights to maintain profits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/19/jeremy-clarkson-scores-victory-pub-car-park-fights-maintain-profits-27541265/

Jeremy Clarkson shares ‘disastrous’ Diddly Squat farm update after 7-month lockdown

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/14/jeremy-clarkson-shares-disastrous-diddly-squat-farm-update-7-month-lockdown-27425838/

Jeremy Clarkson sued after woman suffers ‘serious injury’ at Farmer’s Dog pub

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/15/jeremy-clarkson-sued-woman-suffers-serious-injury-farmers-dog-pub-2pm-embargo-26913920/

Clarkson’s Farm star rushed to hospital after ‘chopping the end of her finger off’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/02/14/clarksons-farm-star-rushed-hospital-chopping-end-finger-off-26894213/

Jeremy Clarkson blames Keir Starmer for ‘pretty terrible’ changes at Farmer’s Dog pub

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/11/jeremy-clarkson-blames-keir-starmer-pretty-terrible-changes-farmers-dog-pub-26220918/

Jeremy Clarkson wins major battle over The Farmer’s Dog pub after more than a year

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/09/jeremy-clarkson-wins-major-battle-farmers-dog-pub-a-year-26179302/

Jeremy Clarkson reveals snow has caused drastic Clarkson’s Farm filming update

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/07/jeremy-clarkson-reveals-snow-has-caused-drastic-clarksons-farm-filming-update-26128515/

Jeremy Clarkson: ‘I have never particularly had women fans before – now I have’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/12/18/jeremy-clarkson-i-never-particularly-women-fans-now-have-25592283/

Jeremy Clarkson’s £95 advent calendar sparks complaints from concerned customers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/11/22/jeremy-clarksons-95-advent-calendar-sparks-complaints-concerned-customers-24776746/

Jeremy Clarkson makes shocking joke that he ‘hates litterers more than racists or paedophiles’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/27/jeremy-clarkson-makes-shocking-joke-hates-litterers-racists-paedophiles-24535369/

Jeremy Clarkson issues Clarkson’s Farm season 5 warning after ‘sending cameras away’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/10/04/jeremy-clarkson-issues-clarksons-farm-season-5-warning-sending-cameras-away-24338827/

Jeremy Clarkson begged by fans to ‘not stop Clarkson’s Farm’ after major filming update

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/30/jeremy-clarkson-begged-fans-not-stop-clarksons-farm-major-filming-update-24304305/

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#AmazonPrimeVideo #PrimeVideo

在这部剧集之前我对克拉克森和他的车评节目一无所知，但即使从这部叙事完全由他本人掌控的节目都看得出他是怎样一个种族歧视、厌女恐同的piece of shit顺直老白男
「from farm to table」的生意本意应该是支持在地个体农业和独立农人，但他放在节目里那段给自己贴金的「坚持使用昂贵且稀有的英国产黑胡椒」完全暴露了他根本就只是为了一个噱头。黑胡椒要原产，那盐糖橄榄油呢？甚至还教服务生通过辱骂国外产品给自己抬价
在节目中对所有出镜的女性不仅吝于给镜头，还只会拍她们出错的时刻；两位女性酒吧职业经理人在装修阶段就跟他说为了实现他要求的向顾客呈现户外乡村景致需要昂贵的高档遮阳伞，克拉克森投机取巧非要搞便宜棚子结果装好发现挡采光屋里黢黑最后还是要拆掉换经理人建议的；
酒吧旁的树林是当地有名的男同巡游地（英国直到2000年才将同性性行为合法化，因此同志族群很常见寻找隐秘的公共场合私会），他反复开屎尿屁玩笑连最后拆除的时候都要故意带个戏谑镜头
真希望这个节目不要再续订了，事实证明这款英国产剧集着实垃圾。

#ClarksonsFarm #克拉克森的农场

在长久搁置之后我终于看完了最后两集
这部剧集已经不再为我带来快乐了。
在搁置期间我在小红书上刷到好多批评那两位职业酒吧经理人的，核心是两点：一是开业时没给菜单标价，二是开业第一天后光速辞职
看完最后两集之后我很肯定绝大部分问题（如果不是全部）都是克拉克森本人的。两位经理人连买个桌子摆个桌子都要请示汇报，她们怎么可能有作为酒吧营收核心的菜单定价权；而在第一天设施状况百出的超载营业后，作为老板的克拉克森只知道他自己「忙得昏头转向」，却对经理人提出的员工14小时超长工作（这可是服务业……）毫无表态。克拉克森自己连开业日期都能搞错导致损失一周时间，经理人寥寥无几的镜头却全是她们的纰漏，春秋笔法不过如此了
连我一个完全门外汉都知道酒吧餐馆这类服务场所要试营业，克拉克森硬是在自己搞错开业日期的情况下仍坚持装修退场的次日就正式营业（而且毫无人流控制，没出踩踏事故真是老白男狗屎运），还有脸在镜头里暗戳戳阴阳给他打工的人都是废物

#ClarksonsFarm #克拉克森的农场

Por si alguno no lo vio, en el último episodio de "La Granja de Jeremy Clarkson" se coló un fotograma fantasma al más puro estilo "El Club de la Lucha".
Es Rachel Reeves, Ministra de Economía del partido Laborista que terminó el 2024 como la mujer más odiada de Reino Unido.
#clarksonsFarm #prime #reeves

Caleb's a twat

#ClarksonsFarm #S04

‘Clarkson’s Farm’ Continues To Harvest Plentiful Ratings For Amazon Prime Video
#News #AmazonPrimeVideo #ClarksonsFarm #JeremyClarkson

https://deadline.com/2025/06/clarkson-farm-record-ratings-amazon-prime-video-1236426612/

In my opinion, #ClarksonsFarm is one of the best shows on TV. 🐷

📺 #TV

#clarksonsfarm

Caleb: Wer ist Woody Harrelson?

Ich hab noch nie ein Kind geschlagen...

第三集 前任农场经理回归，临时工光速退场
第四集 节目宁肯把镜头时间留给一堆人讲各种没营养的sex joke也不愿花在呈现更多农场劳作上

至于天气，一边亲自感受着气候暖化带来的降雨异常，一边非要嘴贱调侃一下 #GretaThunberg ，给自己搞这种贱种人设是图啥啊

#ClarksonsFarm #克拉克森的农场

果然第二集就马上恢复到以前那个根本不给女性镜头的臭毛病了，下集预告里甚至还要故意让前任农场经理回归搞修罗场来抓眼球

在寥寥的几秒出镜里，这位新来的genz女农人提到了农人世界的孤单和性别歧视、提到了农人的心理健康问题
瞬间想到了今年的澳洲酷儿剧《#看不见的男孩》#InvisibleBoys ，里面也有一个默默忍受农人孤单生活的配角

相比之下，城里人克拉克森最大的顾忌是「地方议会因为担心游客对在地生活的侵扰而否决他的又一个商业提案」

#ClarksonsFarm #克拉克森的农场